July 2007 Archives

Somebody get back me on this.  I'm very disappointed in the response to my blog requests of late.  If we don't have a movie opening today we may want to think about it.  I think we should move up one of our kids releases because I don't think anyone is going to see the Simpsons Movie.  It just looks stupid.  Is The Appliances ready?

Answer me this time, goddamnit!

Khan Manka, Jr.
CHAIRMAN & CEO!!!

What the fuck does it take to get a goddamned Emmy nomination?!  Fuck the Academy! 

To my television executives:  Pull your heads out of your asses and get me a goddamned trophy for my office.  You all better hope I don't pass any other studio executives who may be out of their boats this weekend!  It's goddamned embarrassing!

Might I suggest you all work this weekend to figure out why you suck at your jobs so bad!

Khan Manka, Jr.

Good afternoon,

Today is my 65th birthday.  Big fucking deal.  I'm not quitting or retiring or anything (unless social security will pay me the $23 million a year I currently make at Manka Bros. - plus an insane amount of stock options).

I'll be at my beach house today getting drunk.  As a favor to me on my birthday, I would appreciate if everyone would work a couple of hours extra tonight. 

Thank you in advance.

Khan Manka, Jr.

From my inside sources, I have learned the Rupert Murdoch has bought Dow Jones which includes the Wall Street Journal.

Perhaps Manka Bros. should buy News Corporation.  Crunch the numbers people and let me know if we should.

Khan Manka, Jr.