September 2007 Archives

I would like everyone that is employed by Manka Bros. to go see "Lap Of Luxury" this weekend.  If everyone from the studio lot go (2,000+ people) and pay full price - this movie would at least make $20,000.  That's $20,000 more than this stinker of a movie deserves.  From what I have seen, it's a really terrible movie.  The only thing it has going for it is that it doesn't star John Stamos!

I'm sure it will make less than "Good Luck Chuck" starring that no talent Dane Cook.  But what can you do.  It appears that the people in our Theatrical division have no talent as well.

Go to this movie this weekend.  We need the money.

Khan Manka Jr., Chairman and CEO

Whoever was responsible for getting my seat at the Emmys is FIRED!  I was sitting BEHIND John Stamos FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!  I have never been so embarrassed.

And this is for all in the Manka Bros. TV Group:  I WANT ONE OF OUR SHOWS TO WIN NEXT YEAR FOR BEST DRAMA OR COMEDY - NOT JUST BE NOMINATED (though that would be a good start!).

Good morning,

I certainly hope you are all back at work.  Some of you won't be in a couple of weeks as our horrible summer will result in some layoffs.  That's just the business we've chosen.

Not one of our films performed well - not even close - not even marginal - bad bad bad.  We had high hopes for "Freak Accident" and "The Bloody Stumps of Elsa Cry" - but they performed terribly.  Just awful.

I realize we don't launch our MBS fall television season until later this month, but I've taken a look at the schedule and I believe we are in big trouble on that front as well.

We have to find some things that work at this company.  We can't just layoff everyone.  That will only work in the short-term.  I believe we need a longer-term solution.  Do you all agree?

Khan Manka, Jr.

Chairman & CEO

Manka Bros. Studios

Get FUCKING back to work.  He was a little too kind in his previous note.  At the behest of our Chairman, I am handling his blog today. 

This is no fucking joke - I am ordering you back to work.  We are having a really shitty year and it's time you all either stepped up or stepped out.  If we don't hit our Q3 and Q4 numbers, all of your asses are grass!

Lloyd Grohl, President & COO