Gossip Girl: S1/E3 "Poison Ivy"

'Tis not meet for men to mock at what befalls fully many.

This is a really dumb show.  It's not even of the 'this is so dumb it's great' kind of show (like "The Hills").  This one is just dumb.  But it does a real kick ass sleaze-bag... and his name is Chuck Bass (played perfectly sleazily by Ed Westwick).

I've known bad guys before and I've dealt with one of the worst of all time - Loki.  This son of a frost giant was an attractive, ambivalent, mischief-making god.  Much like Chuck Bass.  Loki was often called the Sly One, the Trickster, the Shape Changer, the Sky Traveller (I'm not sure what Chuck Bass is called).  Loki has grown progressively more evil, and caused the death of Balder (the most beloved of the Gods) and is currently bound by his own intestines until the coming of Ragnarok (the end of the world).  I'm not sure if Chuck Bass is bound by anything and I doubt he's waiting for the end of the world.  He's having too much fun. 

It's too bad he's on a crappy show.  If only the chicks were a little hotter or a little more evil like Chuck.  Chuck is the only reason Vidar will keep watching.

Vidar - The Norse God Of Silence