Earthquake Strikes Manka Bros. Studios
Hello. This is Khan Manka, Jr. - I am blogging from the bunker under my Beverly Hills compound. Barry Diller is in here with me and is fine - though I would appreciate if he not start eating my emergency food! My housekeeper, Ismarelda, said that preliminary reports are that the earthquake was centered near the kitchen of my house and registered a 7.8 in magnitude. She was very hysterical so that might have factored into her report.I would appreciate if someone from the studio would give me a clear idea of the damage. I'm not sure if I have phone coverage so either Ethan Rubidoux or Robin Rafe should come up to my house and tell me how things are. I would prefer Ethan because I think I need my ass wiped.
We'll get through this, Manka Bros. employees. I am still in full charge of the studio - so there is nothing to worry about... except our fucking MBS 2008/2009 Fall Schedule!
Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios
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God Speed, Mr. Manka. We're all hanging on here. I'm on my blackberry and haven't come out from under my desk yet.
No - I'm in charge. All Manka employees must stay at their posts until further notice!!
I'm in my office. Two massive beams have fallen from the ceiling and they're blocking my door. As you all know, I have no window. If someone could come to my office ASAP and unblock the door, I would appreciate it. Maybe Robin Rafe, I hear she's really strong. Billington building, room 305.
I just got word that there is no time to save anyone under VP in title. I apologize if anyone gets stuck under any heavy furniture. Maybe another earthquake will knock it off of you.
Jay McBee
President, Manka Bros. Television Group