Guest Blogger: David Chang - CFO - Manka Bros. Studios

Good morning.  As our stock price hovers around the $0 mark and brokerages have changed the recommendation on our company from "sell" to "immediately sell", I thought I should blog today for Mr. Manka and clarify a few of the remarks he made yesterday during our Q2 2008 earnings announcement / summer party.

First of all, Mr. Manka has a severely broken ankle and is on heavy pain medication (which I'm told can affect your memory and ability to comprehend what is actually going on around you).  So, with that - let me set the record straight.

Jessica Reif Cohen of Merrill Lynch did NOT arrive drunk to the party "giggling like a chicken".  Ms. Cohen was actually driving the car because the driver we hired was the one that was drunk.  She was concerned for his safety and made him ride in the back.  Thank you, Ms. Cohen.  That was very heroic and you deserve our highest thanks.

Benjamin Swinburne of Morgan Stanley was horrified at the comments attributed to him.  He would never be so crude in a party atmosphere.  And... he's right.  Those comments about "double digit growth in his pants" were made by... me.  I said them.  That's right.  I'm... sorry.

Meredith Whitney of Oppenheimer & Co. has been the most grievously misrepresented by Khan Manka's remarks.  I was standing right next to Ms. Whitney and know it couldn't have been her who said such vile things because... it was me also.  Yep.  I just don't know how to behave.  Please call off your zebras and especially tell your professional WWE wrestler husband to stop threatening to kick my ass.  We know he can kick my ass.  I deserve it.  Also, please give us back our line of credit.  We really need it.  We have several movies that are half way through production and we must finish and release them to hit our 2009 numbers.

As for the others who were "misrepresented" in Mr. Manka's remarks:

• Glenn Vogelman of Goldman Sachs did not climb a tree and demand to be called "Our Lord and Master".  That was Jay McBee - the President of the Manka Bros. Television Group.

• Jeffrey Logson of BMO Capital DID pee on Mr. Manka's white carpet.  I WILL NOT BACK DOWN ON THIS ONE!
  

• Ian Sigalow of Greycroft Partners did not punch a hole in Mr. Manka's Picasso.  That hole was already there and, in fact, Mr. Sigalow is so great he has offered to pay for the restoration himself.  We think the hole got there during Bulgarian Prime Minister Sergey Stanishev's visit.

And, finally, Henry Blodget of the very influential industry blog Silicon Alley Insider, we're so sorry.  You didn't back up the toilets.  Those toilets were probably already backed up for weeks (most likely from the Bulgarian Women's Choir or... better yet... I most likely did it.  Yes, I did it).

I hope this helps set the record straight and everyone can stop punishing us.

David Chang - CFO - Manka Bros. Studios