Manka Bros. Second-Quarter 2009 Results
Good morning. I was informed yesterday on my return from Tijuana with current girlfriend Lee Ann Womack (a fucking disastrous idea that was) that we were supposed to report our Q2 2009 results today. The timing is just terrible for this. I told my CFO - David Chang
- that, based on the numbers, we should shake up the normal conference
call format of the report and do something a little different.So today, I have decided to invite several top Wall Street analysts to my Beverly Hills compound for a party / discussion. We have made all the necessary arrangements and dispatched the jet to New York to pick them all up. All food, drink and accommodations will be provided by Manka Bros. All senior Manka Bros. executives will be made available to serve the analysts and to talk over our results.
With this informal gathering, we hope to convince the Street that Manka Bros. is headed in the right direction. We feel Wall Street has unfairly punished our stock (MBX: NYSE) due to poor results. This party today should convince the financial world and our shareholders that we are the best run and best positioned company in not just the media sector - but in the entire free world.
The caterers have just arrived. Check back here tomorrow for a full report on our Q2 2008 Results Summer Party.
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Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.
I didn't know you were with Lee Ann Womack, Khan. Nice! I look forward to the numbers. This town has very low expectations for all corporate earnings. Especially Manka Bros.
Another year, another disaster - eh, Khan?