Wanderlust [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Wanderlust, David Wain, Ken Marino, Paul Rudd, Jennifer Anniston, Justin Theroux, Alan Alda, Malin Akerman, Ken Marino, JOe Lo Truglio, Kathryn Hahn, Kerri Kenney, Lauren Ambrose, Michaela Watkins, Jordan Peele, Linda Lavin, Jessica St. Clair, Todd Barry, Martin Thompson, Ian Patrick, John D'Leo, David Wain, Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, Zandy Hartig, Keegan Michael Key, Mather Zickel, Juan Piedrahita, Peter Salett, Patricia French, Nina Hellman, Richard Allan Jones, Juana Samayoa, David Cardenas, Sharon Lubin, Vester Grayson, Ronald McFarlin, Roger Parham-Brown, Jim Moffatt, Sung-Suk Garber, Craig Wedren, Amy Miles, Charles Gansa, Roberto Zincone, Fran Capitanelli, Judd Apatow, David Soldinger, Richard Vane, David Wain, Craig Wedren, Michael Bonvillain, David Moritz, Robert Nassau, Susie Farris, Aaron Osborne, Lay'Na Anderson, Andy Clement, Marcei A. Brown, Kyle David Crosby, Gina Fortunato, Lisa Rodgers, Dara Weintraub, Mark Cotone, Alexander H. Gayner, Jack Gill, Casey Madigan, Jeremy Reisig, Megan Schmidt, Yumiko Takeya, Bill Barnes, George Anderson, Bill Burns, Jenna Dalla Riva, Jesse Dodd, Tammy Fearing, Larry Kemp, Andy Malcolm, Ken McLaughlin, Paul Tirone, Justin Bourret, Brett Carroll, Brandon Lee Tenney, Natalie Alexander, Thomas Bianco, Nick Bommer, Christina Bonaccorse, Corey Brinn, Chris Burns, Robin Citrin, Michael Dean, Joe Everett, Jillian Fouts, Tina Hamilton, Cory Kadamani, Brady Kephart, Danielle King, Samantha Kirkeby, Jennifer Klatt, Iran Kuykendall, Ryan Lavalette, Meegan Neeb, Bill Oaks, Tony Osso, Zac Oyama, Stephanie Paull, Ellen Pfirrmann, Sally Potters, Joe Riddle, Robert Rizzolo, Greg Rothstein, Liz Smallwood, David Spiegelman, Sarah Sprague, Caroline jaden Stussi, Shaun Surgener, Whitney Teubner, Greg Tresan, Natalie Tyler, Britny Vanderstelt, Porter Versfelt, Lisa Vijitchanton, Christoph Vogt, Thomas WardWanderlust

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Sad writing times still sad.

To you, one less ferret.

To me, one less heart string by rodent warmed (Ed. Note – see last week.  Sad.).

Movies?  Films?  Cinema?

Do now I even care?

Well.  Yes.

I am a professional.

Roger Ebert never had the losing of constructive three weeks ruined.  He is just jawless.  Which is BADASS!!!

I am high.

“Wanderlust.”

WTF?

Good for the hoping?!?  “Hells yes!”, in my mind I thought.

Why not?  David Wain?  Pretty funny for sure.

Some Appatow producing?  Why THE HELL not?!?

The world needs more penis jokes.

Full disclosure:  I am almost the gay for Paul Rudd as for the Puss In Boots.”  Malin Akerman makes my man parts yearn to the moon (and beyond).  Ken Marino?  Funny, bitches!

Movie?  Film?  Cinema?

Meh.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Wanderlust, David Wain, Ken Marino, Paul Rudd, Jennifer Anniston, Justin Theroux, Alan Alda, Malin Akerman, Ken Marino, JOe Lo Truglio, Kathryn Hahn, Kerri Kenney, Lauren Ambrose, Michaela Watkins, Jordan Peele, Linda Lavin, Jessica St. Clair, Todd Barry, Martin Thompson, Ian Patrick, John D'Leo, David Wain, Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, Zandy Hartig, Keegan Michael Key, Mather Zickel, Juan Piedrahita, Peter Salett, Patricia French, Nina Hellman, Richard Allan Jones, Juana Samayoa, David Cardenas, Sharon Lubin, Vester Grayson, Ronald McFarlin, Roger Parham-Brown, Jim Moffatt, Sung-Suk Garber, Craig Wedren, Amy Miles, Charles Gansa, Roberto Zincone, Fran Capitanelli, Judd Apatow, David Soldinger, Richard Vane, David Wain, Craig Wedren, Michael Bonvillain, David Moritz, Robert Nassau, Susie Farris, Aaron Osborne, Lay'Na Anderson, Andy Clement, Marcei A. Brown, Kyle David Crosby, Gina Fortunato, Lisa Rodgers, Dara Weintraub, Mark Cotone, Alexander H. Gayner, Jack Gill, Casey Madigan, Jeremy Reisig, Megan Schmidt, Yumiko Takeya, Bill Barnes, George Anderson, Bill Burns, Jenna Dalla Riva, Jesse Dodd, Tammy Fearing, Larry Kemp, Andy Malcolm, Ken McLaughlin, Paul Tirone, Justin Bourret, Brett Carroll, Brandon Lee Tenney, Natalie Alexander, Thomas Bianco, Nick Bommer, Christina Bonaccorse, Corey Brinn, Chris Burns, Robin Citrin, Michael Dean, Joe Everett, Jillian Fouts, Tina Hamilton, Cory Kadamani, Brady Kephart, Danielle King, Samantha Kirkeby, Jennifer Klatt, Iran Kuykendall, Ryan Lavalette, Meegan Neeb, Bill Oaks, Tony Osso, Zac Oyama, Stephanie Paull, Ellen Pfirrmann, Sally Potters, Joe Riddle, Robert Rizzolo, Greg Rothstein, Liz Smallwood, David Spiegelman, Sarah Sprague, Caroline jaden Stussi, Shaun Surgener, Whitney Teubner, Greg Tresan, Natalie Tyler, Britny Vanderstelt, Porter Versfelt, Lisa Vijitchanton, Christoph Vogt, Thomas WardPlot?  Not really, but try I must (Do, Kimmo, do!  I hear you, Yoda!).

Linda (Jennifer Aniston) and George (Paul Rudd) have losing of work and only hitting hard the road can anything worthy of thought matter.

Then (being caught of the disease “movie dumb”), into Georgia they wander really.

Not good Georgia (former Soviets, science, industry) – but retard Georgia (peanuts, Creationism, crackers).  Yet by not making Georgia they find communal living.

And Malin Akerman.  More to come.

Jokes?  Yes!  And bad.  Pubic hair.

Saying “dick” (funny when high, so funny at this time to me).  Stereotypes that were original in the period of Never.

Oh!  And closing credit out-takes!

Odin, this is the bestest!  Never done in my life before my eye holes!

This movie is defeating me.  Ennui hurts more than any other tired.

Now we leave the review for momentarily…

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, Wanderlust, David Wain, Ken Marino, Paul Rudd, Jennifer Anniston, Justin Theroux, Alan Alda, Malin Akerman, Ken Marino, JOe Lo Truglio, Kathryn Hahn, Kerri Kenney, Lauren Ambrose, Michaela Watkins, Jordan Peele, Linda Lavin, Jessica St. Clair, Todd Barry, Martin Thompson, Ian Patrick, John D'Leo, David Wain, Michael Showalter, Michael Ian Black, Zandy Hartig, Keegan Michael Key, Mather Zickel, Juan Piedrahita, Peter Salett, Patricia French, Nina Hellman, Richard Allan Jones, Juana Samayoa, David Cardenas, Sharon Lubin, Vester Grayson, Ronald McFarlin, Roger Parham-Brown, Jim Moffatt, Sung-Suk Garber, Craig Wedren, Amy Miles, Charles Gansa, Roberto Zincone, Fran Capitanelli, Judd Apatow, David Soldinger, Richard Vane, David Wain, Craig Wedren, Michael Bonvillain, David Moritz, Robert Nassau, Susie Farris, Aaron Osborne, Lay'Na Anderson, Andy Clement, Marcei A. Brown, Kyle David Crosby, Gina Fortunato, Lisa Rodgers, Dara Weintraub, Mark Cotone, Alexander H. Gayner, Jack Gill, Casey Madigan, Jeremy Reisig, Megan Schmidt, Yumiko Takeya, Bill Barnes, George Anderson, Bill Burns, Jenna Dalla Riva, Jesse Dodd, Tammy Fearing, Larry Kemp, Andy Malcolm, Ken McLaughlin, Paul Tirone, Justin Bourret, Brett Carroll, Brandon Lee Tenney, Natalie Alexander, Thomas Bianco, Nick Bommer, Christina Bonaccorse, Corey Brinn, Chris Burns, Robin Citrin, Michael Dean, Joe Everett, Jillian Fouts, Tina Hamilton, Cory Kadamani, Brady Kephart, Danielle King, Samantha Kirkeby, Jennifer Klatt, Iran Kuykendall, Ryan Lavalette, Meegan Neeb, Bill Oaks, Tony Osso, Zac Oyama, Stephanie Paull, Ellen Pfirrmann, Sally Potters, Joe Riddle, Robert Rizzolo, Greg Rothstein, Liz Smallwood, David Spiegelman, Sarah Sprague, Caroline jaden Stussi, Shaun Surgener, Whitney Teubner, Greg Tresan, Natalie Tyler, Britny Vanderstelt, Porter Versfelt, Lisa Vijitchanton, Christoph Vogt, Thomas WardWhy in February?

Is Universal much about the write off loss (so many questions – damn Kossu shots!).  I have never tasted the accounting and still for the numbers I strain.

Are the Universal hoping for cinema death, to write off against anything that bathes in money?

Oh, to bath in money.

The entire movie taste is placed on the liking of the leads.

In your mind Rudd sucks?  Then this sucks.

In your mind Aniston sucks?  Same.

In your mind Akerman sucks?  I will kill you.  In your goddamn face.  And don’t even touch her.  Your death would be epic (for me) and of agony (for you).  With fucking fire.  Bitch.

So… really.  See this crap if you are for the $15 to pump back into Uncle Sam.  One thumb sideways.  Malin Akerman is a goddess.

Else?  Whatever.  Do what you have to do.  I cannot stop you.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  As “Fringe” comes to an end I want to J.J. Abrams say “nice job”.  We will never again mention “Lost”.  You asshole.

P.P.S.  Fluffy.  I said it.  Crying begins once more.  Damn.

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Comments

  1. I won’t see it. No one can make me. It’s not going to happen. they can’t just throw up whatever shit they want on the screen and make me pay $15 dollars to seeit. Sorry. I’m not giving in this time. I will watch “Mumford” for free on TBS at 3am with nothing but commercials before I will see this shit.

  2. I will rent this when it comes out on DVD in two weeks.

  3. Good write-up. Wanderlust is pretty uneven but there were actually many moments where I couldn’t stop but laugh at mainly because of this great cast. Let me also not forget to mention the one scene where it’s just Paul Rudd improving for about 3 minutes all by himself. That was definitely worth the price of admission. Check out my review when you get the chance.

  4. Thor on March 1, 2012 at 3:58 pm said:

    I thought it was funny. Even Jen.

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