Men In Black 3 [REVIEW]

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With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Men In Black.

They took my great-grandparents’ out to a field.

Then in the head brain shot.

Dead.

Not funny.

Fucking Nazis.

Then movie times.

“Men In Black” sprays on Finland.

Funny?

Hells to the yeah!

Aliens!

Crashes!

Fresh Prince!

“Men In Black 2″?  Nice.  Not necessary.

Saw it three times while feeling up the boob of Anita Krakhousenen (her boobs were for to make the manhood mine – and then some!  Until this day I will remember… more than a handful).

To say that Men in Black 3″ is the best installment in the trilogy, there is only that we are moving briskly.

Plot?  Maybe.

It all starts in a maximum security prison located on the Moon.

Boris Boglodite, fearsome creature played by Jermaine Clement, managed to escape and return to Earth with the goal of death of Constable K (Tommy Lee Jones), which put him in the nuts (THE NUTS!) in the late 60s, and the enslavement of our planet.

To achieve his goals, he uses a machine to explore time and changes the course of history.

Faced with the catastrophic consequences of acts of Boris, Agent J (Will Smith) has only one solution – to turn the plunge and find themselves pushed in 1969 to try to put things in order.

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This is Josh Brolin, who was the George Bush and Oliver Stone plays here an Agent K the younger.  Via a hilarious imitation of Tommy Lee Jones, a game of mimicry and an amazing little help cosmetic, the illusion is perfect.

So, in your face!

Now my stoner brain is in crisis.

Josh Brolin in this movie?  Or greatest actor Tommy Lee Jones making me think that Josh Brolin is the Tommy Lee Jones?

Son of a bitch.

This movie is hard.

Who is who?

What the hell?

The good rises so high that right here there is only a high five given.  To myself.

You are left to hang.

Favorite for me is the alien freak show.  From their time of the 60s (and some 70s) we find a passion for laughing at the past.

Now is so cool.  The past is for crap.

We have neck beards now and are the hip!

Everything before 2005 is a joke for on the farting!

I’m so fucking cool.  I’m wearing a fedora!

Sorry.  The Lemon Stank Weed throws me on a tangent.

“Men In Black 3″ was cool.

Why do I let Hollywood rile me so?

I still wait for “Prometheus.”

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Comments

  1. Oh, I will suck it. When I see you in Hell – or Niflheim – whichever comes first. Bitch.

  2. Saboth on May 25, 2012 at 1:00 pm said:

    I heard it sucked. Probably just save your money and go see Avengers again. I’ll put this in my Netflix queue.

  3. Movie Phan on May 25, 2012 at 1:50 pm said:

    Wow Kimmo! I am shocked! From you?! I thought this was going to be crap. Sounds like I may check it out in the theaters instead of waiting for it to be on cable.

  4. Megan R on May 25, 2012 at 2:30 pm said:

    Well if Kimmo says so maybe it won’t be the suck. Guess I will check out Men in Black 3!

  5. Tommy Shaw on May 25, 2012 at 5:20 pm said:

    Didn’t Kimmo say Battleship sucked? He has no credibility,

  6. Men In Crack on May 25, 2012 at 9:51 pm said:

    I wasn’t sure if I was going to see this, I may have just changed my mind.

  7. Robert G. Thompson III on May 27, 2012 at 10:53 am said:

    Pleasantly surprised, wasn’t expecting much…went to see it for Jemaine Clement (who is great as the villain). Better than the previous two movies, because it does over-indulge itself with special effects or too many characters. They keep the plot tight, good action pacing, and James Brolin delivers another solid performance.

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