With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen
I have the confusion.
What have there the meaning for this?
Example: Take something that was cool. And made money by the crap load. Say “this is too old for the liking – who will understand the oldness?” Say, “how can more crap loads of money can be milked if already the thing is owned by the kids?”
So, ten years after the Spider-Man now is new Spider-Man (amazing!) is all up in the cinemas!
Money must be made, the good must be good again, what is old is now new (and is for the cash to be had – thanks for the consistency,Hollywood!).
Spider-Man is now The Amazing Spider-Man.
Most the same, really.
Spider-Man. Tobey Maguire. Real nerd. Only cool with the spider juice flowing in the veins.
Andrew Garfield. Tormented. Could be cool without spider juice, but gets the juice bitten just the same.
Torment! Angst! It is the suck to have superpowers.
Bad guy. Still green. But different. English dude (Rhys Ifans) is not as a creeper as the Willem Defoe. But, other than the John Malkovich, no one is the creeper as Defoe.
No Malkovich in “The Amazing Spider-Man.”
Damn. Maybe the next reboot (mark the calendar 10 years in the future).
Girlfriend. Emma Stone is the hotness for the Spider-Guy at this time. It was, in before the reboot, Kirsten Dunst.
Stone has a lisp.
Dunst gave us her boobies in “Melancholia.”
We can – only for the hoping – wish that now in the future Emma Stone boobs will be for the seeing, drooling, and then the wanting. To touch. In reality.
Oh. And they’re tied.
Denis Leary is angry. Every character laid on by Leary is angry. Some less. Some more. All angry. Angry, angry, angry. J.K. Simmons? Loveable. Gruff. Sometimes angry.
Wow, he has a range for something other than his one note! He wins this one.
Nerd gets bit by the spider juice. Gets powers that are so cool.
Crazy scientist somehow with the family entangles and death and sad and Peter needs an ass to kick.
And a cute chick.
Sub-plot. Big fight! Spider-Man wins again – and learns a lesson.
Some kind of lesson. I forget (damn you, kossu!).
One thumb is up for “The Amazing Spider-Man.” The other thumb can’t figure why I’m seeing what I just saw in the past.
But I get it.
Do you have the brain knowledge the Harry Potter movies are now 11 years old? Get on it Hollywood!
The shit-pile of money made by those make the embarrassment on Spider-Man.
Reboot Harry Potter!
Or not. Assholes.
Kimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium
P.S. New “Glee Project” tonight! Predictions: Crying, “this is so important to me”, “no one understands what I’m going through”, “this is my life!”, crying, yelling, singing, “this is my only shot”, flirting, then gay Ryan Murphy saying a cliché, then more crying, and song. I cannot wait! My bong is full…