Paranormal Activity 4 [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Paranormal Activity 4, Henry Joost, Ariel Schulman, Chad Feehan, Christopher Landon, Katie Featherston, Kathryn Newton, Matt Shively, Brady Allen, Alisha Roe, Tommy Miranda, Jason Blum, Akiva Goldsman, James Moran, Oren Peli, Gregory Plotkin, Steven Schneider, Doug Emmett, Jennifer Spence, Jason Garner, Lori Mazuer, Leah Butler, Robert Hall, Paula Jane Hamilton, Jason Pomerantz, Richard Stirling, Marc Newland, Bonnie Betancourt, Natalie Contreras, T. Scott Elliot, Marc Meisels, Randy Molique, Walter Anderson, Paul Aulicino, Peter Brown, Kris Fenske, Daniel Greenwald, Glynna Grimala, Craig Mann, Gary Hecker, Mike Prestwood Smith, Douglas Shamburger, Ted Robinson, Eddie Pasquarello, James Armstrong, Tyler Barnett, Emily Brobst, Jay Caputo, Jennifer Caputo, Dennis Fitzgerald, Simon Potter, Sera Trimble, Bryon Weiss, Paul Farley, Joseph Joyce, Jordan Kadowitz, Damon Liebowitz, Oliver Manceho, Sean Roberts, Buddy Allen Thomas, Mike Visencio, Brian Woronec, John McAlary, Mark Sussman, Michel Aller, Mark Griffith, Greg Hollander, Sarah Lucky, Harry Muller, Randy Peters, Scott Philbrick, Keith Blomberg, Brianna Hoskins, Megan Lurty, Chelsea Peters, Jess Pineda, Sam SchweikertParanormal Activity 4

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

*****SPOILER ALERT*****

Where could this possibly go?

#1 was near past.

#2 was near past and nearer past.

#3 was way back past.

#4 is the now (powered by iPhone and laptop).

More found footage.

More of the crazy that would put my body in a hotel but doesn’t affect dumb people.

My ears say a demon is walking around the house I run like a girl.

A fast girl!

If you are not having the viewing experience of “Paranormal Activity 1, 2, 3” read this no further. And why would you read about 4 if you haven’t seen the first three?

Are you drunk?

Are you high?

If “no” is answered get drunk or high and see 1 and 3 – read about 2 online (crap-fest I am wishing not to talk about, so I won’t – 2 sucked so hard it slurped and messed with the dog – no kidding).

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Paranormal Activity 4, Henry Joost, Ariel Schulman, Chad Feehan, Christopher Landon, Katie Featherston, Kathryn Newton, Matt Shively, Brady Allen, Alisha Roe, Tommy Miranda, Jason Blum, Akiva Goldsman, James Moran, Oren Peli, Gregory Plotkin, Steven Schneider, Doug Emmett, Jennifer Spence, Jason Garner, Lori Mazuer, Leah Butler, Robert Hall, Paula Jane Hamilton, Jason Pomerantz, Richard Stirling, Marc Newland, Bonnie Betancourt, Natalie Contreras, T. Scott Elliot, Marc Meisels, Randy Molique, Walter Anderson, Paul Aulicino, Peter Brown, Kris Fenske, Daniel Greenwald, Glynna Grimala, Craig Mann, Gary Hecker, Mike Prestwood Smith, Douglas Shamburger, Ted Robinson, Eddie Pasquarello, James Armstrong, Tyler Barnett, Emily Brobst, Jay Caputo, Jennifer Caputo, Dennis Fitzgerald, Simon Potter, Sera Trimble, Bryon Weiss, Paul Farley, Joseph Joyce, Jordan Kadowitz, Damon Liebowitz, Oliver Manceho, Sean Roberts, Buddy Allen Thomas, Mike Visencio, Brian Woronec, John McAlary, Mark Sussman, Michel Aller, Mark Griffith, Greg Hollander, Sarah Lucky, Harry Muller, Randy Peters, Scott Philbrick, Keith Blomberg, Brianna Hoskins, Megan Lurty, Chelsea Peters, Jess Pineda, Sam SchweikertPlot? Same as always.

As my fingers typed “Paranormal Activity 4” is the now time – if November 2011 is kind of the now time. No more California, but Nevada is where is Demon-town now. Henderson.

Mom and Dad (generic actors), cute adopted (holy sheet!) youngest Wyatt (Aiden Lovekamp), and hot (but of illegal young age, crap) Alex (Kathryn Newton). She is into the video of everything which is annoying.

All is happy… then creepiest of all kids, Robbie (Brady Allen) moves into the next door. He likes to shake hands, the freaky weirdo!

And he has a fork.

Alex computer talks with her sort of boyfriend Ben (Matt Shively). He sees creepy shit in the background places.

The coolest character is Kinect. You will see the meaning of this in the movie. Disco front room, with demon!

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Paranormal Activity 4, Henry Joost, Ariel Schulman, Chad Feehan, Christopher Landon, Katie Featherston, Kathryn Newton, Matt Shively, Brady Allen, Alisha Roe, Tommy Miranda, Jason Blum, Akiva Goldsman, James Moran, Oren Peli, Gregory Plotkin, Steven Schneider, Doug Emmett, Jennifer Spence, Jason Garner, Lori Mazuer, Leah Butler, Robert Hall, Paula Jane Hamilton, Jason Pomerantz, Richard Stirling, Marc Newland, Bonnie Betancourt, Natalie Contreras, T. Scott Elliot, Marc Meisels, Randy Molique, Walter Anderson, Paul Aulicino, Peter Brown, Kris Fenske, Daniel Greenwald, Glynna Grimala, Craig Mann, Gary Hecker, Mike Prestwood Smith, Douglas Shamburger, Ted Robinson, Eddie Pasquarello, James Armstrong, Tyler Barnett, Emily Brobst, Jay Caputo, Jennifer Caputo, Dennis Fitzgerald, Simon Potter, Sera Trimble, Bryon Weiss, Paul Farley, Joseph Joyce, Jordan Kadowitz, Damon Liebowitz, Oliver Manceho, Sean Roberts, Buddy Allen Thomas, Mike Visencio, Brian Woronec, John McAlary, Mark Sussman, Michel Aller, Mark Griffith, Greg Hollander, Sarah Lucky, Harry Muller, Randy Peters, Scott Philbrick, Keith Blomberg, Brianna Hoskins, Megan Lurty, Chelsea Peters, Jess Pineda, Sam SchweikertSo, Paranormal checklist:

Creepy shadows doing the creeper in the background – check.

Something normal jumps into screen view, making you do a Cola spill on reviewer in front of you (and wow, was he pissed)– check.

Characters not running away screaming but walking TOWARDS demon sounds – check.

Characters getting a lethal smack down like from the Shaq in his prime – check (poor Mom).

Loud footsteps like from the fat kid in the apartment of my upstairs – check.

Katie – check.

Someone’s neck broken, Chuck Norris style – check.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Paranormal Activity 4, Henry Joost, Ariel Schulman, Chad Feehan, Christopher Landon, Katie Featherston, Kathryn Newton, Matt Shively, Brady Allen, Alisha Roe, Tommy Miranda, Jason Blum, Akiva Goldsman, James Moran, Oren Peli, Gregory Plotkin, Steven Schneider, Doug Emmett, Jennifer Spence, Jason Garner, Lori Mazuer, Leah Butler, Robert Hall, Paula Jane Hamilton, Jason Pomerantz, Richard Stirling, Marc Newland, Bonnie Betancourt, Natalie Contreras, T. Scott Elliot, Marc Meisels, Randy Molique, Walter Anderson, Paul Aulicino, Peter Brown, Kris Fenske, Daniel Greenwald, Glynna Grimala, Craig Mann, Gary Hecker, Mike Prestwood Smith, Douglas Shamburger, Ted Robinson, Eddie Pasquarello, James Armstrong, Tyler Barnett, Emily Brobst, Jay Caputo, Jennifer Caputo, Dennis Fitzgerald, Simon Potter, Sera Trimble, Bryon Weiss, Paul Farley, Joseph Joyce, Jordan Kadowitz, Damon Liebowitz, Oliver Manceho, Sean Roberts, Buddy Allen Thomas, Mike Visencio, Brian Woronec, John McAlary, Mark Sussman, Michel Aller, Mark Griffith, Greg Hollander, Sarah Lucky, Harry Muller, Randy Peters, Scott Philbrick, Keith Blomberg, Brianna Hoskins, Megan Lurty, Chelsea Peters, Jess Pineda, Sam SchweikertPeople being dragged around by unseen Demon strongman – check.

Sleeping person sheet removal with not waking- check.

Did I on the checklist miss anything? Add them to the comments below.

So, two really disappointed thumbs hanging down.

The want for good was there, just not the good. Even the Spanish crap crazy stuff after credit time was “meh.”

I was thinking series full circle coolness, but no. Just set up for sequel after sequel after sequel after sequel. A damn shame.

Save your money for the buying of smoke and Cheetos – let this be a mind film all of your own making in your head. It will be better than “Paranormal Activity 4”. Truth.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  “Revolution” makes no sense. And it is the suckage for acting. And writing. Off the DVR forever! Suck it, “Revolution”!

Related Posts

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind the Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo on Kino, Immortals, Tarsem Singh, Charley Parlapanides, Vlas Parlapanides, Henry Cavill, Mickey Rourke, Stephen Dorff, Freida Pinto, Luke Evans, John Hurt, Joseph MOrgan, Anne Day-Jones, Greg Bryk, Alan Van Sprang, Peter Stebbings, Daniel Sharman, Isabel Lucas, Kellan Lutz, Steve Byers, Stephen McHattie, Matthew G. Taylor, Romano Orzari, Corey Sevier, Conrad Pla, Neil Napier, Tyrone Beneskin, Abdul Ayoola, Dylan Smith, Robert Naylor, Mercedes Leggett, Kaniehtiio Horn, Ayisha Issa, Danny Blanco Hall, Robert Maillet, Alain Chanoine, Edward Yankie, Gage Munroe, Aron Tomori, Marcella Bezina, Roc La Fortune, Jade Larocque, Charlie Duret, Alisha Nagarsheth, Makayla Jade McManus-Legett, Madison McAleer, Zelia Mouana-Bankouezi, Andre Kasper Kolstad, Tyler Hynes, Carlo Mestroni, Chantal Simard, Brent Skagford, Jason Cavalier, Kevin Kelsall, Patrick Sabongui, Samuel Platel, Lise Sita, Francise LaFreniere, Shyrelle Yates, John Churchill, Austin Beauchamp, Jimmy Duperval, Randy Herman, Emilie Paquet, Robbie Brenner, Mark Canton, Jason Felts, Craig J. Flores, Ogden Gavanski, Tony Grazia, Ken Halsband, Ryan Kavanaugh, Jamie Marshall, Gianni Nunnari, Rene Rigal, Nico Soultanakis, Tucker Tooley, Tommy Turtle, Jeff Waxman, Trevor Morris, Brendan Galvin, Wyatt Jones, Stuart Lew, Andrew Kenyon, Tom Foden, Jille Azis, Eiko Ishioka, Ken Diaz, Daniel Auclair, Ken Halsband, Christopher Kulikowski, Dana Reaves Bolla, Michael R. Sloan, Alexandre Bernard, Angele Gagnon, Chanel Lavoie, Jamie Marshall, Julien Pratte, Evelyne Renaud, Michael Viglietta, Wade Barnett, Nicolas Becker, Ric Schnupp, Alain Berard, Artie Malesci, Garrett Warren, Max White, Geoffroy Beauchernin, Tom Gibbons, Markus Czyzewski, Danny Elhaj, Ian Broucek, Amber Asaro, Brent Beath, Hank Bedford, Maggy Belzile, Kim Berner, Taylor Black, Christina Buchli, Gerrard Coffey, Tana David, Nicolas Fafard-Trudel, Andree-Anne Faucher, Cristina Fuller, Sonia Garcha, Etienne Geoffrion, Brandon Gold, Silvy Kim, Michael Lippman, Josianne Mailloux, Marr Morgan, Caroline Morissette, Jean-Charles Myrand, Eva Quiroz, Marlaine Reiner, Ryan Ross, Marc Salouze, Esteban Sanchez, Mona Sishodia, Justine Winkler, Evagelia Zouliatis

Immortals [REVIEW]...

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Fast and Furious 6, Justin Lin, Chris Morgan, Gary Scott Thompson, Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson, Jordana Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Sung Kang, Gai Gadot, Ludacris, Luke Evans, Elsa Pataky, Gina Carano, Clara Paget, Kim Kold, Johannes Taslim, Samuel M. Stewart, Benjamin Davies, Matthew Stirling, David Ajala, Thure Lindhardt, Shea Whigham, Andrei Zayats, John Ortiz, Jason Thorpe, Huggy Leaver, Alexander Vegh, Magda Rodriguez, Andy Pointon, Victor Gardener, Estrella Lorenzo, Carolina Pozo, Reveil Beat, Sarah Yan Li, Lee Asquith-Coe, Jin Au-Yeung, Mark Badham, Paul Blackwell, Lee Bolton, Jonathan Brooks, Siong Loong Choong, Leon Corbin, Max William Crane, Lee Craven, Gioacchino Jim Cuffaro, Catherine Delaloye, Rowena Diamond, Amy Forrest, Michael Hagen, Lewis James, Baron Jay, Denis Khoroshko, Stephen Marcus, Alex Martin, Allistair McNab, Rita Ora, Diezel Ramos, Deborah Rosan, Eddie Ruben, Glen Stanway, Jason Stratham, Julian Stone, Bao Tieu, Alexander Dostal, Neal H Moritz, Clayton Townsend, Lucas Vidal, Stephen F Windon, Greg D'Auria, Kelly Matsumoto, Christian Wagner, Lucinda Syson, Jan Roelfs, Guy Bradley, David Cain, Frank Cuomo, Simon Emanuel, Nick Fulton, Tobin Hughes, Barrett J. Leigh, Michael Malone, Jason Pomerantz, Adam Teeuw, Sergey Yahontov, Valentina Borfecchia, Gadi Cimand, Alex Aitken

Fast & Furious 6 [RE...

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Horrible Bosses, Seth Gordon, Michael Markowitz, John Francis Daley, Jonathan M. Goldstein, Jason Bateman, P.J. Byrne, Steve Wiebe, Kevin Spacey, Charlie Day, Lindsay Sloane, Michael Albala, Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Reginald Ballard, George Black, Barry Livingston, Meghan Markle, Donald Sutherland, Celia Finkelstein, Colin Farrell, John Francis Daley, Scott Rosendall, Dave Sheridan, Ioan Gruffudd, Brian George, Chad Coleman, Jamie Foxx, Diana Toshiko, Carla Maria Cadotte, Peter Breitmayer, Julie Bowen, Isaiah Mustafa, Wendell Pierce, Ron White, Jimm Giannini, Dawn Frances, Andrew Lukich, Bob Newhart, Sean Lake, John Cheng, Diana Pokorny, Brett Ratner, John Rickard, Mary Rohlich, Jay Stern, Christopher Lennertz, David Hennings, Peter Teschner, Lisa Beach, Sara Katzman, Shepherd Frankel, Jay Pelissier, Jan Pascale, Carol Ramsey, Diana Pokorny, Jay Vinitsky, Gary Hymes, Charity Ozarowski, Jeremy Reisig, Don Coufal, Alexa Alden, Kelly Berthold, Vanessa Mendoza, Kasia Nabialczyk, Anne Roever, Cheryl Tsai, Christopher Woodring, David Koll

Horrible Bosses [REVIEW]...

Comments

  1. Goofball on October 19, 2012 at 5:52 pm said:

    Too bad!!! I was REALLY hoping this would be good! Why are scary movies so freaking hard to make and there is never more than one good per year if that?!? Writers need to take clues from movies like The Exorcist, The Ring, Blair Witch, etc… I love good scary movies to watch around Halloween! Frustrating!!

  2. Love the franchise but i think it may have run it’s course. There was really nothing new to the frights and suspense, more of the same. I had pretty high expectations but at the end of the movie I am left with more WTH questions than answers and feeling slightly disappointed. I wish they would have had the guts to go all out, create new scares, keep some of the original formula but amp it up. Let’s try more creative shall we? There are some good jolts and what could have been interesting plot twists but I think they ended up as just missed opportunities because they just couldn’t see past the next sequel. If they do make another one and this Hollywood so unless this bombs big time you there is one coming, I hope that someone involved with the franchise can come up with something truly new and scary and end it all with OMG, didn’t see that coming at all but what a way to end it.

  3. Crickan on October 19, 2012 at 5:56 pm said:

    Kimmo you so high. I saw it last night at 9 and quite enjoyed it – even more than the last one. Let others see it for themselves and decide.

  4. FCK Paranormal Activity 4!!! All them shits the same

  5. If I was in Paranormal Activity 4, I could have just ate the soul of that little kid and they would have all lived happily ever after.

  6. Freddie K on October 19, 2012 at 11:25 pm said:

    Don’t listen to this guy! This movie is the scariest one yet! Most of the theater (including myself) was almost crying at the end because the ending is that scary. My only complaint about the movie is in the first part of the movie. The camera is handheld and is very wobbly. Gave me a little bit of a headache. Other then that this movie is GREAT! If you are still thinking about seeing it you have already over thought it. Just go!

  7. Ashley Velati on October 19, 2012 at 11:41 pm said:

    moral of paranormal activity: white people are mad dumb

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Current day month ye@r *