Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lincoln, Steven Spielberg, Tony Kushner, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, David Strathairn, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, James Spader, Hal Holbrook, Tommy Lee Jones, John Hawkes, Jackie Earle Haley, Bruce McGill, Tim Blake Nelson, Joseph Cross, Jared Harris, Lee Pace, Peter McRobbie, Gulliver McGrath, Gloria Reuben, Jeremy Strong, Michael Stuhlberg, Boris McGiver, David Costable, Stephen Spinella, Walton Goggins, David Warshofsky, Colman Domingo, David Oyelowo, Lukas Haas, Dane DeHaan, Carlos Thompson, Bill Camp, Elizabeth Marvel, Byron Jennings, Julie White, Charmaine White, Ralph D. Edlow, Grainger Hines, Richard Topol, Walt Smith, Dakin Matthews, James 'Ike' Eichling, Wayne Duvell, Bill Raymond, Michael Stanton Kennedy, Ford Flannagan, Robert Ayers, Robert Peters, John Moon, Kevin Lawrence O'Donnell, Jamie Horton, Joe Dellinger, Richard Warner, Elijah Chester, Dave Hager, Sean Haggerty, MIke Shiflett, Gregory Itzin, Stephan Dunn, Stephen Henderson, Chase Edmunds, John Hutton, Robert Ruffin, Drew Sease, John Lescault, Scott Wichmann, Adam Driver, Jean Kennedy Smith, Shirley Augustine, Sarah Wylie, Margaret Ann McGowan, Hilary Montgomery, Asa-Like Twocrow, Lancer Dean Shull, Robert Wilharm, Kevin Kline, Sgt. John Jones, Paul Gowans, Joseph Miller, John Bellemer, Mary Dunleavy, Christopher Evan Welch, Alan Sader, Gannon McHale, Ken Lambert, Thomas K. Belgrey, Ted Johnson, Don Henderson Baker, Raynor Scheine, Amistead Wellford, Michael Ruff, Rich Wills, Stephen Bozzo, Christopher Alan Stewart, Teddy Eck, Todd Fletcher, Charles Kinney, Joseph Carlson, Michael Goodwin, Edward McDonald, Jim Batchelder, Gregory Hosaflook, Joe Kerkes, William Kaffenberger, Larry Van Hoose, C. Brandon Marshall David Russell Graham, Benjamin Shirley, Henry Kidd, Joseph Frances Filipowski, Thomas Aldridge, Sidney Blackmer, Billy Caldwell, Glenn T. Crone, Martin Dew, Theodore Ewald, Todd Hunter, Jon Inscoe, Raymond H. Johnson, Gary Keener, Randolph Meekins, Frank Moran, Charley Morgan, Chad Petit, Barry Privett, Leslie Rogers, Marcello Rollando, Keith Tyree, Kevin J. Walsh, Robert Wray, S. Epatha Merkerson, Christopher Boyer, Stephen Dunford, David Doersch, Christopher Cartmill, Robert Shepherd, George Turman, Randy Allen, Walker Babington, Logan Bennett, Ryland Breeding, Leon Addison Brown, Paul W. Carroll, Skye Dennis, Brian Elder, Dennis Farrell, David Foster, Terry Menefree Gau, Katherine Gray, Israel David Groveman, Lucas N. Hall, Vonn Harris, Jack Hoke, Bob Hurley, Kevin Inouye, Shaun Irving, Shawn Evertt Jones, James Judice, Clarence Key, Stephen L. Kolb, T. Alloy Langenfeld, J. Emerson McGowan, Alexander McPherson, Jim Meisner, Adrian Nanney, Robert Lucas Nelson, Matthew Pabo, Ken Peebles, Melondy Phillips, Leigh Spofford, Stephen Szibler, Ryan Wick, Phillip N. Williams, Jim Ed Wills, Kathleen Kennedy, Jonathan King, Daniel Lupi, Iristie Macosko, Jeff Skoll, Adam Somner, John Williams, Janusz Kaminski, Michael Kahn, Aw Kaufman, Rick Carter, Curt Beech, David Crank, Leslie McDonald, Jim Erickson, Peter Frank, Joanna Johnston, Joe Dadiali, Robert Bella, Mark Graziano, Susan McNamara, Corey Sklov, John Burton West, Alyssa Batchelor, Eric Richard Lasko, Jeff Overfield, Ian Stone, Trevor Tavares, Eliot John Hagen, Hilary Bolger, Sarah Broshar, Ashely Farber, Jason Fields, Chris Gennarelli, Michael Hatzer, Chris Jensen, Devin Lussier, Jim Passion, Ramiro Belgardt, George Doering, Samantha Becker, Elvatrice Belsches, Jonathan Bennett, Dawn Blacksten, Stephen Bozzo, Charles Bridgers, Kaitlin Buck, Sarah L. Church, James B. Cox, Lisa Figueroa Crawford, Jonathan Dodd, Eleanor Dew, David Foster, Justin Haut, Matt Hardman, Gef Gove, Lauren Knox, Morgan Lewis, Kristie Macosko, Meghan Marchetti, Jonathan Medeiros, Evan Miller, Kathryn Mindala, Jonathan Mitchell, Erin MOrris, Austin Murray, Adrian Nanney, Josh Nathan, Elizabeth Nye, Robert Nyerges, Steve Olivera, Elizabeth Palmore, Laura Pena, Christine Pomilla, Anna Rane, Ken Roy, Matt Ryan, Hans Sahni, Howard Samuelsohn, Rafael Sanz, Daniel Schofield, Kenneth Shelton, Tarun Sinha, Thomas Sobel, Sheri St. Lawrence, Shelly Strong, Peter Szijarto, Debbi Terrell, Jan Utstein, Will Wallace, Oscar Weis, Jim Ed Wills, Amy Denning Winfrey, TanNa Young, Pat Duke

Lincoln [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lincoln, Steven Spielberg, Tony Kushner, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, David Strathairn, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, James Spader, Hal Holbrook, Tommy Lee Jones, John Hawkes, Jackie Earle Haley, Bruce McGill, Tim Blake Nelson, Joseph Cross, Jared Harris, Lee Pace, Peter McRobbie, Gulliver McGrath, Gloria Reuben, Jeremy Strong, Michael Stuhlberg, Boris McGiver, David Costable, Stephen Spinella, Walton Goggins, David Warshofsky, Colman Domingo, David Oyelowo, Lukas Haas, Dane DeHaan, Carlos Thompson, Bill Camp, Elizabeth Marvel, Byron Jennings, Julie White, Charmaine White, Ralph D. Edlow, Grainger Hines, Richard Topol, Walt Smith, Dakin Matthews, James 'Ike' Eichling, Wayne Duvell, Bill Raymond, Michael Stanton Kennedy, Ford Flannagan, Robert Ayers, Robert Peters, John Moon, Kevin Lawrence O'Donnell, Jamie Horton, Joe Dellinger, Richard Warner, Elijah Chester, Dave Hager, Sean Haggerty, MIke Shiflett, Gregory Itzin, Stephan Dunn, Stephen Henderson, Chase Edmunds, John Hutton, Robert Ruffin, Drew Sease, John Lescault, Scott Wichmann, Adam Driver, Jean Kennedy Smith, Shirley Augustine, Sarah Wylie, Margaret Ann McGowan, Hilary Montgomery, Asa-Like Twocrow, Lancer Dean Shull, Robert Wilharm, Kevin Kline, Sgt. John Jones, Paul Gowans, Joseph Miller, John Bellemer, Mary Dunleavy, Christopher Evan Welch, Alan Sader, Gannon McHale, Ken Lambert, Thomas K. Belgrey, Ted Johnson, Don Henderson Baker, Raynor Scheine, Amistead Wellford, Michael Ruff, Rich Wills, Stephen Bozzo, Christopher Alan Stewart, Teddy Eck, Todd Fletcher, Charles Kinney, Joseph Carlson, Michael Goodwin, Edward McDonald, Jim Batchelder, Gregory Hosaflook, Joe Kerkes, William Kaffenberger, Larry Van Hoose, C. Brandon Marshall David Russell Graham, Benjamin Shirley, Henry Kidd, Joseph Frances Filipowski, Thomas Aldridge, Sidney Blackmer, Billy Caldwell, Glenn T. Crone, Martin Dew, Theodore Ewald, Todd Hunter, Jon Inscoe, Raymond H. Johnson, Gary Keener, Randolph Meekins, Frank Moran, Charley Morgan, Chad Petit, Barry Privett, Leslie Rogers, Marcello Rollando, Keith Tyree, Kevin J. Walsh, Robert Wray, S. Epatha Merkerson, Christopher Boyer, Stephen Dunford, David Doersch, Christopher Cartmill, Robert Shepherd, George Turman, Randy Allen, Walker Babington, Logan Bennett, Ryland Breeding, Leon Addison Brown, Paul W. Carroll, Skye Dennis, Brian Elder, Dennis Farrell, David Foster, Terry Menefree Gau, Katherine Gray, Israel David Groveman, Lucas N. Hall, Vonn Harris, Jack Hoke, Bob Hurley, Kevin Inouye, Shaun Irving, Shawn Evertt Jones, James Judice, Clarence Key, Stephen L. Kolb, T. Alloy Langenfeld, J. Emerson McGowan, Alexander McPherson, Jim Meisner, Adrian Nanney, Robert Lucas Nelson, Matthew Pabo, Ken Peebles, Melondy Phillips, Leigh Spofford, Stephen Szibler, Ryan Wick, Phillip N. Williams, Jim Ed Wills, Kathleen Kennedy, Jonathan King, Daniel Lupi, Iristie Macosko, Jeff Skoll, Adam Somner, John Williams, Janusz Kaminski, Michael Kahn, Aw Kaufman, Rick Carter, Curt Beech, David Crank, Leslie McDonald, Jim Erickson, Peter Frank, Joanna Johnston, Joe Dadiali, Robert Bella, Mark Graziano, Susan McNamara, Corey Sklov, John Burton West, Alyssa Batchelor, Eric Richard Lasko, Jeff Overfield, Ian Stone, Trevor Tavares, Eliot John Hagen, Hilary Bolger, Sarah Broshar, Ashely Farber, Jason Fields, Chris Gennarelli, Michael Hatzer, Chris Jensen, Devin Lussier, Jim Passion, Ramiro Belgardt, George Doering, Samantha Becker, Elvatrice Belsches, Jonathan Bennett, Dawn Blacksten, Stephen Bozzo, Charles Bridgers, Kaitlin Buck, Sarah L. Church, James B. Cox, Lisa Figueroa Crawford, Jonathan Dodd, Eleanor Dew, David Foster, Justin Haut, Matt Hardman, Gef Gove, Lauren Knox, Morgan Lewis, Kristie Macosko, Meghan Marchetti, Jonathan Medeiros, Evan Miller, Kathryn Mindala, Jonathan Mitchell, Erin MOrris, Austin Murray, Adrian Nanney, Josh Nathan, Elizabeth Nye, Robert Nyerges, Steve Olivera, Elizabeth Palmore, Laura Pena, Christine Pomilla, Anna Rane, Ken Roy, Matt Ryan, Hans Sahni, Howard Samuelsohn, Rafael Sanz, Daniel Schofield, Kenneth Shelton, Tarun Sinha, Thomas Sobel, Sheri St. Lawrence, Shelly Strong, Peter Szijarto, Debbi Terrell, Jan Utstein, Will Wallace, Oscar Weis, Jim Ed Wills, Amy Denning Winfrey, TanNa Young, Pat DukeLincoln

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Nothing can bring the fear.

Nothing like the season of the fjord.

We are not lucky (unlucky) in fjords.

We are not Norway.

Sweden not, too, as well (Swedes are pussies so this is in the OK zone).

Yet the tragedy comes. Like winter.

More family drowning while trying to defeat cod.

The cod fight so hard, the winning may never happen.

Yet, I will eat their deep fried flesh. And the herring’s picked bodies.

I am a Finn.

I will fight the fish.

And I will eat.

Why all of this?

Another Mustonenen down. In the drink. Davey Jones’ locker, breathing water until the end.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lincoln, Steven Spielberg, Tony Kushner, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, David Strathairn, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, James Spader, Hal Holbrook, Tommy Lee Jones, John Hawkes, Jackie Earle Haley, Bruce McGill, Tim Blake Nelson, Joseph Cross, Jared Harris, Lee Pace, Peter McRobbie, Gulliver McGrath, Gloria Reuben, Jeremy Strong, Michael Stuhlberg, Boris McGiver, David Costable, Stephen Spinella, Walton Goggins, David Warshofsky, Colman Domingo, David Oyelowo, Lukas Haas, Dane DeHaan, Carlos Thompson, Bill Camp, Elizabeth Marvel, Byron Jennings, Julie White, Charmaine White, Ralph D. Edlow, Grainger Hines, Richard Topol, Walt Smith, Dakin Matthews, James 'Ike' Eichling, Wayne Duvell, Bill Raymond, Michael Stanton Kennedy, Ford Flannagan, Robert Ayers, Robert Peters, John Moon, Kevin Lawrence O'Donnell, Jamie Horton, Joe Dellinger, Richard Warner, Elijah Chester, Dave Hager, Sean Haggerty, MIke Shiflett, Gregory Itzin, Stephan Dunn, Stephen Henderson, Chase Edmunds, John Hutton, Robert Ruffin, Drew Sease, John Lescault, Scott Wichmann, Adam Driver, Jean Kennedy Smith, Shirley Augustine, Sarah Wylie, Margaret Ann McGowan, Hilary Montgomery, Asa-Like Twocrow, Lancer Dean Shull, Robert Wilharm, Kevin Kline, Sgt. John Jones, Paul Gowans, Joseph Miller, John Bellemer, Mary Dunleavy, Christopher Evan Welch, Alan Sader, Gannon McHale, Ken Lambert, Thomas K. Belgrey, Ted Johnson, Don Henderson Baker, Raynor Scheine, Amistead Wellford, Michael Ruff, Rich Wills, Stephen Bozzo, Christopher Alan Stewart, Teddy Eck, Todd Fletcher, Charles Kinney, Joseph Carlson, Michael Goodwin, Edward McDonald, Jim Batchelder, Gregory Hosaflook, Joe Kerkes, William Kaffenberger, Larry Van Hoose, C. Brandon Marshall David Russell Graham, Benjamin Shirley, Henry Kidd, Joseph Frances Filipowski, Thomas Aldridge, Sidney Blackmer, Billy Caldwell, Glenn T. Crone, Martin Dew, Theodore Ewald, Todd Hunter, Jon Inscoe, Raymond H. Johnson, Gary Keener, Randolph Meekins, Frank Moran, Charley Morgan, Chad Petit, Barry Privett, Leslie Rogers, Marcello Rollando, Keith Tyree, Kevin J. Walsh, Robert Wray, S. Epatha Merkerson, Christopher Boyer, Stephen Dunford, David Doersch, Christopher Cartmill, Robert Shepherd, George Turman, Randy Allen, Walker Babington, Logan Bennett, Ryland Breeding, Leon Addison Brown, Paul W. Carroll, Skye Dennis, Brian Elder, Dennis Farrell, David Foster, Terry Menefree Gau, Katherine Gray, Israel David Groveman, Lucas N. Hall, Vonn Harris, Jack Hoke, Bob Hurley, Kevin Inouye, Shaun Irving, Shawn Evertt Jones, James Judice, Clarence Key, Stephen L. Kolb, T. Alloy Langenfeld, J. Emerson McGowan, Alexander McPherson, Jim Meisner, Adrian Nanney, Robert Lucas Nelson, Matthew Pabo, Ken Peebles, Melondy Phillips, Leigh Spofford, Stephen Szibler, Ryan Wick, Phillip N. Williams, Jim Ed Wills, Kathleen Kennedy, Jonathan King, Daniel Lupi, Iristie Macosko, Jeff Skoll, Adam Somner, John Williams, Janusz Kaminski, Michael Kahn, Aw Kaufman, Rick Carter, Curt Beech, David Crank, Leslie McDonald, Jim Erickson, Peter Frank, Joanna Johnston, Joe Dadiali, Robert Bella, Mark Graziano, Susan McNamara, Corey Sklov, John Burton West, Alyssa Batchelor, Eric Richard Lasko, Jeff Overfield, Ian Stone, Trevor Tavares, Eliot John Hagen, Hilary Bolger, Sarah Broshar, Ashely Farber, Jason Fields, Chris Gennarelli, Michael Hatzer, Chris Jensen, Devin Lussier, Jim Passion, Ramiro Belgardt, George Doering, Samantha Becker, Elvatrice Belsches, Jonathan Bennett, Dawn Blacksten, Stephen Bozzo, Charles Bridgers, Kaitlin Buck, Sarah L. Church, James B. Cox, Lisa Figueroa Crawford, Jonathan Dodd, Eleanor Dew, David Foster, Justin Haut, Matt Hardman, Gef Gove, Lauren Knox, Morgan Lewis, Kristie Macosko, Meghan Marchetti, Jonathan Medeiros, Evan Miller, Kathryn Mindala, Jonathan Mitchell, Erin MOrris, Austin Murray, Adrian Nanney, Josh Nathan, Elizabeth Nye, Robert Nyerges, Steve Olivera, Elizabeth Palmore, Laura Pena, Christine Pomilla, Anna Rane, Ken Roy, Matt Ryan, Hans Sahni, Howard Samuelsohn, Rafael Sanz, Daniel Schofield, Kenneth Shelton, Tarun Sinha, Thomas Sobel, Sheri St. Lawrence, Shelly Strong, Peter Szijarto, Debbi Terrell, Jan Utstein, Will Wallace, Oscar Weis, Jim Ed Wills, Amy Denning Winfrey, TanNa Young, Pat DukeSadness makes my brain say “Hells no, ‘Silver Linings Playbook’, when my family has a dead member. Bradley Cooper is still an asshole. And Jennifer Lawrence cannot be lusted after without Jesus being bummed. Thanks for the cock block Jesus.”

So, “Lincoln.”

Plot? Are you giving me the kids?

In the Middle Ages, America chose its leader by height. Lincoln was taller than hell. So he became King of America.

Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis) used his height to look down (like a God) and could somehow read the thoughts of those who were his enemies/friends.

Except he married The Flying Nun before she became annoying (retards, look up the reference).

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lincoln, Steven Spielberg, Tony Kushner, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, David Strathairn, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, James Spader, Hal Holbrook, Tommy Lee Jones, John Hawkes, Jackie Earle Haley, Bruce McGill, Tim Blake Nelson, Joseph Cross, Jared Harris, Lee Pace, Peter McRobbie, Gulliver McGrath, Gloria Reuben, Jeremy Strong, Michael Stuhlberg, Boris McGiver, David Costable, Stephen Spinella, Walton Goggins, David Warshofsky, Colman Domingo, David Oyelowo, Lukas Haas, Dane DeHaan, Carlos Thompson, Bill Camp, Elizabeth Marvel, Byron Jennings, Julie White, Charmaine White, Ralph D. Edlow, Grainger Hines, Richard Topol, Walt Smith, Dakin Matthews, James 'Ike' Eichling, Wayne Duvell, Bill Raymond, Michael Stanton Kennedy, Ford Flannagan, Robert Ayers, Robert Peters, John Moon, Kevin Lawrence O'Donnell, Jamie Horton, Joe Dellinger, Richard Warner, Elijah Chester, Dave Hager, Sean Haggerty, MIke Shiflett, Gregory Itzin, Stephan Dunn, Stephen Henderson, Chase Edmunds, John Hutton, Robert Ruffin, Drew Sease, John Lescault, Scott Wichmann, Adam Driver, Jean Kennedy Smith, Shirley Augustine, Sarah Wylie, Margaret Ann McGowan, Hilary Montgomery, Asa-Like Twocrow, Lancer Dean Shull, Robert Wilharm, Kevin Kline, Sgt. John Jones, Paul Gowans, Joseph Miller, John Bellemer, Mary Dunleavy, Christopher Evan Welch, Alan Sader, Gannon McHale, Ken Lambert, Thomas K. Belgrey, Ted Johnson, Don Henderson Baker, Raynor Scheine, Amistead Wellford, Michael Ruff, Rich Wills, Stephen Bozzo, Christopher Alan Stewart, Teddy Eck, Todd Fletcher, Charles Kinney, Joseph Carlson, Michael Goodwin, Edward McDonald, Jim Batchelder, Gregory Hosaflook, Joe Kerkes, William Kaffenberger, Larry Van Hoose, C. Brandon Marshall David Russell Graham, Benjamin Shirley, Henry Kidd, Joseph Frances Filipowski, Thomas Aldridge, Sidney Blackmer, Billy Caldwell, Glenn T. Crone, Martin Dew, Theodore Ewald, Todd Hunter, Jon Inscoe, Raymond H. Johnson, Gary Keener, Randolph Meekins, Frank Moran, Charley Morgan, Chad Petit, Barry Privett, Leslie Rogers, Marcello Rollando, Keith Tyree, Kevin J. Walsh, Robert Wray, S. Epatha Merkerson, Christopher Boyer, Stephen Dunford, David Doersch, Christopher Cartmill, Robert Shepherd, George Turman, Randy Allen, Walker Babington, Logan Bennett, Ryland Breeding, Leon Addison Brown, Paul W. Carroll, Skye Dennis, Brian Elder, Dennis Farrell, David Foster, Terry Menefree Gau, Katherine Gray, Israel David Groveman, Lucas N. Hall, Vonn Harris, Jack Hoke, Bob Hurley, Kevin Inouye, Shaun Irving, Shawn Evertt Jones, James Judice, Clarence Key, Stephen L. Kolb, T. Alloy Langenfeld, J. Emerson McGowan, Alexander McPherson, Jim Meisner, Adrian Nanney, Robert Lucas Nelson, Matthew Pabo, Ken Peebles, Melondy Phillips, Leigh Spofford, Stephen Szibler, Ryan Wick, Phillip N. Williams, Jim Ed Wills, Kathleen Kennedy, Jonathan King, Daniel Lupi, Iristie Macosko, Jeff Skoll, Adam Somner, John Williams, Janusz Kaminski, Michael Kahn, Aw Kaufman, Rick Carter, Curt Beech, David Crank, Leslie McDonald, Jim Erickson, Peter Frank, Joanna Johnston, Joe Dadiali, Robert Bella, Mark Graziano, Susan McNamara, Corey Sklov, John Burton West, Alyssa Batchelor, Eric Richard Lasko, Jeff Overfield, Ian Stone, Trevor Tavares, Eliot John Hagen, Hilary Bolger, Sarah Broshar, Ashely Farber, Jason Fields, Chris Gennarelli, Michael Hatzer, Chris Jensen, Devin Lussier, Jim Passion, Ramiro Belgardt, George Doering, Samantha Becker, Elvatrice Belsches, Jonathan Bennett, Dawn Blacksten, Stephen Bozzo, Charles Bridgers, Kaitlin Buck, Sarah L. Church, James B. Cox, Lisa Figueroa Crawford, Jonathan Dodd, Eleanor Dew, David Foster, Justin Haut, Matt Hardman, Gef Gove, Lauren Knox, Morgan Lewis, Kristie Macosko, Meghan Marchetti, Jonathan Medeiros, Evan Miller, Kathryn Mindala, Jonathan Mitchell, Erin MOrris, Austin Murray, Adrian Nanney, Josh Nathan, Elizabeth Nye, Robert Nyerges, Steve Olivera, Elizabeth Palmore, Laura Pena, Christine Pomilla, Anna Rane, Ken Roy, Matt Ryan, Hans Sahni, Howard Samuelsohn, Rafael Sanz, Daniel Schofield, Kenneth Shelton, Tarun Sinha, Thomas Sobel, Sheri St. Lawrence, Shelly Strong, Peter Szijarto, Debbi Terrell, Jan Utstein, Will Wallace, Oscar Weis, Jim Ed Wills, Amy Denning Winfrey, TanNa Young, Pat DukeFinally, America likes her. They really, really like her. But she is a bitch ass shrew. With hair from “Star Wars – Episode 4” (if you’re a nerd who has never kissed a girl or tasted a teat – to real people just damn “Star Wars”).

Anyway, the tallest man in America (who always had a helium suck before talking – squeak – where was James Earl Jones?) held the cards for political poker.

Then the entire movie started to seem like “Midnight Poker” on ESPN. With fake facial hair that could an automobile be purchased.

Luckily, an alcoholic puff-ball named James Spader showed up to make me want to have the drinking of the Kossu and the sweet, sweet smoke.

I had both.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lincoln, Steven Spielberg, Tony Kushner, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, David Strathairn, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, James Spader, Hal Holbrook, Tommy Lee Jones, John Hawkes, Jackie Earle Haley, Bruce McGill, Tim Blake Nelson, Joseph Cross, Jared Harris, Lee Pace, Peter McRobbie, Gulliver McGrath, Gloria Reuben, Jeremy Strong, Michael Stuhlberg, Boris McGiver, David Costable, Stephen Spinella, Walton Goggins, David Warshofsky, Colman Domingo, David Oyelowo, Lukas Haas, Dane DeHaan, Carlos Thompson, Bill Camp, Elizabeth Marvel, Byron Jennings, Julie White, Charmaine White, Ralph D. Edlow, Grainger Hines, Richard Topol, Walt Smith, Dakin Matthews, James 'Ike' Eichling, Wayne Duvell, Bill Raymond, Michael Stanton Kennedy, Ford Flannagan, Robert Ayers, Robert Peters, John Moon, Kevin Lawrence O'Donnell, Jamie Horton, Joe Dellinger, Richard Warner, Elijah Chester, Dave Hager, Sean Haggerty, MIke Shiflett, Gregory Itzin, Stephan Dunn, Stephen Henderson, Chase Edmunds, John Hutton, Robert Ruffin, Drew Sease, John Lescault, Scott Wichmann, Adam Driver, Jean Kennedy Smith, Shirley Augustine, Sarah Wylie, Margaret Ann McGowan, Hilary Montgomery, Asa-Like Twocrow, Lancer Dean Shull, Robert Wilharm, Kevin Kline, Sgt. John Jones, Paul Gowans, Joseph Miller, John Bellemer, Mary Dunleavy, Christopher Evan Welch, Alan Sader, Gannon McHale, Ken Lambert, Thomas K. Belgrey, Ted Johnson, Don Henderson Baker, Raynor Scheine, Amistead Wellford, Michael Ruff, Rich Wills, Stephen Bozzo, Christopher Alan Stewart, Teddy Eck, Todd Fletcher, Charles Kinney, Joseph Carlson, Michael Goodwin, Edward McDonald, Jim Batchelder, Gregory Hosaflook, Joe Kerkes, William Kaffenberger, Larry Van Hoose, C. Brandon Marshall David Russell Graham, Benjamin Shirley, Henry Kidd, Joseph Frances Filipowski, Thomas Aldridge, Sidney Blackmer, Billy Caldwell, Glenn T. Crone, Martin Dew, Theodore Ewald, Todd Hunter, Jon Inscoe, Raymond H. Johnson, Gary Keener, Randolph Meekins, Frank Moran, Charley Morgan, Chad Petit, Barry Privett, Leslie Rogers, Marcello Rollando, Keith Tyree, Kevin J. Walsh, Robert Wray, S. Epatha Merkerson, Christopher Boyer, Stephen Dunford, David Doersch, Christopher Cartmill, Robert Shepherd, George Turman, Randy Allen, Walker Babington, Logan Bennett, Ryland Breeding, Leon Addison Brown, Paul W. Carroll, Skye Dennis, Brian Elder, Dennis Farrell, David Foster, Terry Menefree Gau, Katherine Gray, Israel David Groveman, Lucas N. Hall, Vonn Harris, Jack Hoke, Bob Hurley, Kevin Inouye, Shaun Irving, Shawn Evertt Jones, James Judice, Clarence Key, Stephen L. Kolb, T. Alloy Langenfeld, J. Emerson McGowan, Alexander McPherson, Jim Meisner, Adrian Nanney, Robert Lucas Nelson, Matthew Pabo, Ken Peebles, Melondy Phillips, Leigh Spofford, Stephen Szibler, Ryan Wick, Phillip N. Williams, Jim Ed Wills, Kathleen Kennedy, Jonathan King, Daniel Lupi, Iristie Macosko, Jeff Skoll, Adam Somner, John Williams, Janusz Kaminski, Michael Kahn, Aw Kaufman, Rick Carter, Curt Beech, David Crank, Leslie McDonald, Jim Erickson, Peter Frank, Joanna Johnston, Joe Dadiali, Robert Bella, Mark Graziano, Susan McNamara, Corey Sklov, John Burton West, Alyssa Batchelor, Eric Richard Lasko, Jeff Overfield, Ian Stone, Trevor Tavares, Eliot John Hagen, Hilary Bolger, Sarah Broshar, Ashely Farber, Jason Fields, Chris Gennarelli, Michael Hatzer, Chris Jensen, Devin Lussier, Jim Passion, Ramiro Belgardt, George Doering, Samantha Becker, Elvatrice Belsches, Jonathan Bennett, Dawn Blacksten, Stephen Bozzo, Charles Bridgers, Kaitlin Buck, Sarah L. Church, James B. Cox, Lisa Figueroa Crawford, Jonathan Dodd, Eleanor Dew, David Foster, Justin Haut, Matt Hardman, Gef Gove, Lauren Knox, Morgan Lewis, Kristie Macosko, Meghan Marchetti, Jonathan Medeiros, Evan Miller, Kathryn Mindala, Jonathan Mitchell, Erin MOrris, Austin Murray, Adrian Nanney, Josh Nathan, Elizabeth Nye, Robert Nyerges, Steve Olivera, Elizabeth Palmore, Laura Pena, Christine Pomilla, Anna Rane, Ken Roy, Matt Ryan, Hans Sahni, Howard Samuelsohn, Rafael Sanz, Daniel Schofield, Kenneth Shelton, Tarun Sinha, Thomas Sobel, Sheri St. Lawrence, Shelly Strong, Peter Szijarto, Debbi Terrell, Jan Utstein, Will Wallace, Oscar Weis, Jim Ed Wills, Amy Denning Winfrey, TanNa Young, Pat DukeAnd Tommy Lee Jones had the best hair in the America since Phil Spector. Yet there were no restaurant deaths. Too bad. His love for his woman made things boring.

So, tons of bad hair of the face.

Sweet Jesus, has nothing advanced since “Gettysburg” (worst face hair ever!)?

And casting Bruce McGill… genius, if only for his appearance in best history ever, “FDR: American Badass.” My world would have been completed if he only said, face to camera – “He’s Abraham Lincoln, motherfucker!”

Steven Spielberg has no balls. I believe they belong to Amy Irving.

Thumbs? Pretty damn up. Daniel Day-Lewis plays tall better than any man since Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in “Game of Death.”

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lincoln, Steven Spielberg, Tony Kushner, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Daniel Day-Lewis, Sally Field, David Strathairn, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, James Spader, Hal Holbrook, Tommy Lee Jones, John Hawkes, Jackie Earle Haley, Bruce McGill, Tim Blake Nelson, Joseph Cross, Jared Harris, Lee Pace, Peter McRobbie, Gulliver McGrath, Gloria Reuben, Jeremy Strong, Michael Stuhlberg, Boris McGiver, David Costable, Stephen Spinella, Walton Goggins, David Warshofsky, Colman Domingo, David Oyelowo, Lukas Haas, Dane DeHaan, Carlos Thompson, Bill Camp, Elizabeth Marvel, Byron Jennings, Julie White, Charmaine White, Ralph D. Edlow, Grainger Hines, Richard Topol, Walt Smith, Dakin Matthews, James 'Ike' Eichling, Wayne Duvell, Bill Raymond, Michael Stanton Kennedy, Ford Flannagan, Robert Ayers, Robert Peters, John Moon, Kevin Lawrence O'Donnell, Jamie Horton, Joe Dellinger, Richard Warner, Elijah Chester, Dave Hager, Sean Haggerty, MIke Shiflett, Gregory Itzin, Stephan Dunn, Stephen Henderson, Chase Edmunds, John Hutton, Robert Ruffin, Drew Sease, John Lescault, Scott Wichmann, Adam Driver, Jean Kennedy Smith, Shirley Augustine, Sarah Wylie, Margaret Ann McGowan, Hilary Montgomery, Asa-Like Twocrow, Lancer Dean Shull, Robert Wilharm, Kevin Kline, Sgt. John Jones, Paul Gowans, Joseph Miller, John Bellemer, Mary Dunleavy, Christopher Evan Welch, Alan Sader, Gannon McHale, Ken Lambert, Thomas K. Belgrey, Ted Johnson, Don Henderson Baker, Raynor Scheine, Amistead Wellford, Michael Ruff, Rich Wills, Stephen Bozzo, Christopher Alan Stewart, Teddy Eck, Todd Fletcher, Charles Kinney, Joseph Carlson, Michael Goodwin, Edward McDonald, Jim Batchelder, Gregory Hosaflook, Joe Kerkes, William Kaffenberger, Larry Van Hoose, C. Brandon Marshall David Russell Graham, Benjamin Shirley, Henry Kidd, Joseph Frances Filipowski, Thomas Aldridge, Sidney Blackmer, Billy Caldwell, Glenn T. Crone, Martin Dew, Theodore Ewald, Todd Hunter, Jon Inscoe, Raymond H. Johnson, Gary Keener, Randolph Meekins, Frank Moran, Charley Morgan, Chad Petit, Barry Privett, Leslie Rogers, Marcello Rollando, Keith Tyree, Kevin J. Walsh, Robert Wray, S. Epatha Merkerson, Christopher Boyer, Stephen Dunford, David Doersch, Christopher Cartmill, Robert Shepherd, George Turman, Randy Allen, Walker Babington, Logan Bennett, Ryland Breeding, Leon Addison Brown, Paul W. Carroll, Skye Dennis, Brian Elder, Dennis Farrell, David Foster, Terry Menefree Gau, Katherine Gray, Israel David Groveman, Lucas N. Hall, Vonn Harris, Jack Hoke, Bob Hurley, Kevin Inouye, Shaun Irving, Shawn Evertt Jones, James Judice, Clarence Key, Stephen L. Kolb, T. Alloy Langenfeld, J. Emerson McGowan, Alexander McPherson, Jim Meisner, Adrian Nanney, Robert Lucas Nelson, Matthew Pabo, Ken Peebles, Melondy Phillips, Leigh Spofford, Stephen Szibler, Ryan Wick, Phillip N. Williams, Jim Ed Wills, Kathleen Kennedy, Jonathan King, Daniel Lupi, Iristie Macosko, Jeff Skoll, Adam Somner, John Williams, Janusz Kaminski, Michael Kahn, Aw Kaufman, Rick Carter, Curt Beech, David Crank, Leslie McDonald, Jim Erickson, Peter Frank, Joanna Johnston, Joe Dadiali, Robert Bella, Mark Graziano, Susan McNamara, Corey Sklov, John Burton West, Alyssa Batchelor, Eric Richard Lasko, Jeff Overfield, Ian Stone, Trevor Tavares, Eliot John Hagen, Hilary Bolger, Sarah Broshar, Ashely Farber, Jason Fields, Chris Gennarelli, Michael Hatzer, Chris Jensen, Devin Lussier, Jim Passion, Ramiro Belgardt, George Doering, Samantha Becker, Elvatrice Belsches, Jonathan Bennett, Dawn Blacksten, Stephen Bozzo, Charles Bridgers, Kaitlin Buck, Sarah L. Church, James B. Cox, Lisa Figueroa Crawford, Jonathan Dodd, Eleanor Dew, David Foster, Justin Haut, Matt Hardman, Gef Gove, Lauren Knox, Morgan Lewis, Kristie Macosko, Meghan Marchetti, Jonathan Medeiros, Evan Miller, Kathryn Mindala, Jonathan Mitchell, Erin MOrris, Austin Murray, Adrian Nanney, Josh Nathan, Elizabeth Nye, Robert Nyerges, Steve Olivera, Elizabeth Palmore, Laura Pena, Christine Pomilla, Anna Rane, Ken Roy, Matt Ryan, Hans Sahni, Howard Samuelsohn, Rafael Sanz, Daniel Schofield, Kenneth Shelton, Tarun Sinha, Thomas Sobel, Sheri St. Lawrence, Shelly Strong, Peter Szijarto, Debbi Terrell, Jan Utstein, Will Wallace, Oscar Weis, Jim Ed Wills, Amy Denning Winfrey, TanNa Young, Pat DukeI truly in my mind believe that the tallest man (so the greatest man) in America was Abraham Lincoln. He allowed black people to talk and kung-fu Bruce Lee in the chest.

It is a weave that does tangle that American cinema weaves.

My mind is mush. I go back and forth between great cinema and another Finnish family death.

Oh well, Finland can take it in the anal pore. I am an American now and forever. And if tall people rule – well, then Daniel Day-Lewis is my leader forever. He stayed up late and told stories.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Reese Witherspoon, Water For Elephants, Robert Pattinson, Christoph Waltz, Paul Schneider, Jim Norton, Hal Holbrook, Mark Povinelli, Richard Brake, Stephen Monroe Taylor, Ken Foree, Scott MacDonald, James Frain, Sam Anderson, John Aylward, Brad Greenquist, Tim Guinee, Donna W. Scott, E.E. Bell, Kyle Jordan, Aleksandra Kaniak, Ilia Volok, Bruce Gray, Jim Jansen, James Keane, Ivo Nandi, Karynn Moore, Andrew Connolly, Doug McDougal, Tracy Phillips Rowan O'Hara, Water for Elephants, Tai, Uggie, Ice, Sita Acevedo, Danny Castle, Michael Coronas, Aloysia Gavre, Francis Lawrence, Andrew R. Tennenbaum, Erwin Stoff, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran, Alan Edward Bell, Ana Maria Quintana, Chad Holmes, David Crank, Denise Chamian, Molly Allen, Sasha Veneziano, Kimmo MustonenenKimmo Mustonenen – (Kimmo On Kino) – Behind The Proscenium

P.S.  “Game of Thrones” in three, maybe four months. My excitement hurts. Winter is coming! If my words have no meaning then your mind is potato. Seriously.

5 comments

  1. Jeffrey · December 7, 2012

    Lincoln had great potential, but instead, like so many of Speilberg’s failed films, was overstuffed with artificial sentimentality to make up for focusing on the least interesting aspect of Lincoln’s life. The sweeping music every time Daniel Day Lewis perches himself on the edge of some furniture to tell some old timey parable, made this film a Frank Capra coated in suger and dipped in honey.

    I am so sick of everyone raving about how amazing Daniel Day Lewis is. He’s had a few exceptional roles, but mostly his acting comes of as cheap charictaerization of good acting. In the time of the Barrymores, his style of acting would have been great, but for today’s audiences, it is a lot of camp.

    Overrated tripe.

  2. Ed · December 7, 2012

    #1) This is NOT a movie about Abraham Lincoln, at all. It IS a movie about Slavery. It should have been titled- “The 13th Amendment” or “The End of Slavery”, something like that. To take this “Snippet” of his life out, and offer it up as a movie named “Lincoln”…well….it’s insulting to some of us who know exactly why this movie was made.

    #2) It was boring.

    #3) All the Goddammit’s were a turn off, The cinematography was horrid, They dropped the color level down, increased the Sharpness and contrast to show every crack in every white persons face, OK, i worked, but it takes more than that to make a film. No Film Score to speak of.

    #4) Seemed to me that they tried their best to make every white person look vulgar, bent, old and ragged and UG-LEEEE!. Everyone had a wart with a hair growing out of it and a fake protruding forehead like they were on steroids for 30 years. The black people were clean, presented as super sweet and super intelligent, well spoken. Black women cocoa buttered up, and the black men all clearly got a beard trimmer last Christmas.

    #5) The gratuitous bed scene at the end? That summed it all up for me When I saw that, I almost busted out laughing. And It’s not that I don’t like reality in my period pieces, I just don’t like hidden (or not so hidden) agendas. I’m TIRED OF IT ALL.

    OK, attack me and call me a racist now.

  3. TerryMc · December 7, 2012

    Lincoln would drink your milkshake.

  4. Brandon Bare · December 7, 2012

    I haven’t seen it but I have a feeling this is going to be less factual than Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

  5. balo laptop · December 7

    I am so sick of everyone raving about how amazing Daniel Day Lewis is. He’s had a few exceptional roles, but mostly his acting comes of as cheap charictaerization of good acting. In the time of the Barrymores, his style of acting would have been great, but for today’s audiences, it is a lot of camp.