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White House Down [REVIEW]

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With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

Hollywood has hit me in my surprise place.

How is this possible?

I have large Hollywood knowledge – it cannot sneak up on myself.

But it did.

“Olympus Has Fallen Over” was released to us in March. It is June and the remake is already out! 

Surprise!!! 

A movie film that made $93 million is for to be a new movie costing $150 million in making. 

Hollywood is smart. 

“White Houses Downer” jumped from Roland Emmerich’s head and onto the screen with a splatter. 

Bummer to me? Sure – but at least I didn’t have to review “The Heat” – flaming pain death would be better than that. 

Or a kick to the ball sack.

Plot? Sure.

“White Houses Downer” is another “Die Hard” in the White House.

Django (Jamie Foxx) is as President Obama. He is for the quipping and is cool. Mike the Magician (Channing Tatum) is John McClane, with shoes.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo On Kino, Behind The Proscenium, White House Down, Roland Emmerich, James Vanderbilt, Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke, Richard Jenkins, Joey King, James Woods, Nicolas Wright, Jimmi Simpson, Michael Murphy, Rachelle Lefevre, Lance Reddick, Matt Craven, Jake Weber, Peter Jacobson, Barbara Williams, Kevin Rankin, Garcelle Beauvais, Falk Hentschel, Romano Orzari, Jackie Geary, Andrew Simms, Catherin Lemieux, Vincent Leclerc, Andreas Apergis, Victor Comfoot, Anatoly Zinoviev, Lee Villeneuve, Patrick Sabongui, Anthony Lemke, Kyle Gatehouse, Yardly Kavenagh, Andrew Shaver, Rhys Williams, Swasi Songui, Leni Parker, Faber Dewar, Brent Skagford, Todd van der Heyden, Paul Van Der Heyden, Neil Napier, Ahmed Mekallach, Raphael Grosz-Harvey, Chad Connell, Mark Antony Krupa, Patrick Costello, Ralph Prosper, Jennifer Morehouse, Martin Thibaudeau, Simon Gouveia, Richard Bradshaw, Frank Cavellaro, Lori Graham, Barry Morgan, Andrew Peplowski, Timothy F. Sargeant, Tarah Schwartz, Dan Duran, David Haydn-Jones, Janette Luu, Tamara Sutherland, Seamus O'Regan, Lauren Sanchez, Chris Schauble, Brooke Anderson, Ben Mankiewicz, John Hans Tester, Dan Bingham, Colby Chartrand, Kren Clausen, Stephane Dargis, Karl Dorcin, Mario Geoffrey, Frederic Gilles, Jason Gosbee, Jim Gunter, Charles Jarman, Patrick Kerton, Joey Klein, Maxime Laferriere, Tristan D. Lalla, John MacDonald, Serge Martineau, Alain Moussi, Mizinga Mwinga, Simon Northwood, Griffin O'Connor, Louis Paquette, Stephan Parent, Lindsay Owen Pierre, Benoit Priest, Marc Primeau, Diezel Ramos, Shiva Safari, Darryl Scheelar, Melodie Simard, Maurizio Terrazzano, Tony Truax, Holden Wong, Reid Carolin, Ute Emmerich, Volker Engel, Brad Fischer, Larry J. Franco, Laeta Kalogridis, Harald Kloser, James Vanderbilt, Marc Weigert, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Ann Foerster, Adam Wolfe, John Papsidera, Kirk M. Petruccelli, David Gaucher, Isabella Guay, Martina Javorova, Jean-Pierre Paquet, Robert Parle, Charlotte Rouleau, Sandi Tanaka, Daniel Auclair, Daniel Boudreau, Josette Perrotta, Jason Pomerantz, Haley Sweet, Silver Bulter, Martin Deopner, Jonathan Jean-Pierre, Bethan Mowat, Joseph Reidy, John Silvestri, Andrew Ward, Marc Weigert, Nick Alachiotis, Rodney Alexandre, Felix Famelart, Kevin Frame, Fernand Bos, Yvan Labranche, Tim Abell, Michel Bachand, Aidan Bourke, Nickey Chow, Christie Claymore, Louis Courchesne, Kyel David Crosby, Patrick Daireaux, Marc Desaulniers, Brooke Ensign, Camille Fortin-Chbib, Nathalie Lagace, Tristan D Lalla, Amelie Lemieux, Edwin Modlin, Frederic Moreau, Eseban Sanchez, Samantha Schwartz, Ozzie Scott, Paul Sklar, Julia Tasker, Kimi Webber, Josh Young, Rebecca White, Martine WhiteThere is a kid stuffed with cute. Hans Gruber (Who Cares) is running wild after falling from Nakatomi Plaza. Argyle (Nicolas Wright) has with a promotion now tours for the White House (not a downer, nor falling over) and is somehow whiter.

Maggie Gyllenhall looks more for the weird than ever (impossible! Yet true… would still do her if drunk).

Now (drums roll with excitement) – summer action movie roll-call… BEGIN!

CGI explosions: Here, sir!

CGI buildings falling down: Here, sir!

CGI car chases: Here, sir!

CGI aircraft: Here, sir!

Two dimensional characters: Here, sir!

Interesting thought inducing story:

Oh, shit.

Not here.

Ever.

Damn.

Where have you gone, Steven Seagal? You were never “just the cook.” Your “Die Hard” was better than this “Die Hard.” And on a boat.

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Terrorists could easily have defeated you in your budgie smugglers.

You have the muscles for wearing the nut huggers, but when defeating bad guys, the packed lunch is not to be out front. 

Good job Magic Mike.

So… my thumbs know not what they have to do. I stayed awake. Is that good?

Maybe there is a yes – but the movie had so much loud ka-bang that not even the dead could stay asleep.

My butt did not hurt. But, again, the ka-bang made my seat into magic fingers that caressed my gluteus nicely with love.

I still had yearnings for the sweet, sweet smoke (I’m for the cutting down of it – to many munchies making me Mr. Fat Finn) but not so much that I cried for “White Houses Downer” to end.

See it if you missed “Olympus Has Fallen Over.”

Or have so much time for wasting that your life is a worthless pile. Then see the thing. That is all.

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P.S.  “Under the Dome” is the shit. A cow was cut in to two pieces. There was teenager sexing, plane explosions and death. How to be perfection? Acting lessons. And maybe Malin Akerman’s little sister. She is candy in my eye. Make it so, CBS. Now.

11 comments

  1. Dan O. · June 28, 2013

    Good review Kimmo. It’s dumb as hell, but hey, it’s a bunch of fun nonetheless.

  2. steve · June 28, 2013

    wow….thats one blasted review

  3. Green House Down · June 28, 2013

    Just saw a sneak peek of this…well, it’s a little too light hearted for me (I like somber White House explosions), but it held my interest and the crowd in our theater was clapping and cheering the whole film. These producers have a big hit on their hands.

  4. Eric V · June 28, 2013

    Well, Kimmo, you sat through another suckfest for the good of all mankind. And with no sweet, sweet smoke to cuddle your lungs and give depth to the plot. I probably won’t see this movie. I’m a busy man. I’m busy not seeing this movie. Cheers!

    P.S. I hear they’re rebooting the Terminator franchise with The Scorpion King. Crapfest 3D!

  5. Bernardo Becerra · June 28, 2013

    I am ready to collaborate as a creative executive
    for team Manka Bros Media.
    I am asking for the position.
    Knowing I fit the requested profiled and exceed
    Even own expectations, I have what it takes
    To be part of a winning team.
    Obliged for the opportunity to be better.
    Bernardo Becerra
    Mexico City.

    • robert quinn · June 28, 2013

      Beat me to it. Damn.

  6. Megan R. · June 28, 2013

    Well, I’d rather see Jamie Foxx and Channing Tatum defend the White House than Gerald Butler. What a douche!

  7. Tommy Boylan · June 28, 2013

    Movie sucked.

  8. John Burns · June 28, 2013

    This entire concept is a complete piece of crap. The intention is to what? entertain us? by destroying the landmarks of our country? Is this supposed to let us know that the terrorists are on there way to the USA and we had better be prepared? We’d be better off if each citizen has a few Uzis a spare 20,000 rounds of ammo around?

    I love action films, grew up on war films but this is neither, it’s just a series of explosions aimed at the already brain dead who will hopefully not attend any screening of this trash.

    Get this it took three production companies that produced this disastrous waste of time.

    If no one goes perhaps the three production companies that produced this will go belly up, ad from those ashes perhaps real film makers will rise to take there place.

    RIP

  9. Larry Rich · June 28, 2013

    Laughter really is the best medicine.

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