The World’s End [REVIEW]

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The World's End, Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, Thomas Law, Zachary Bailess, Jasper Levine, James Tarpey, Luke Bromley, Sophie Evans, Samantha White, Rose Reynolds, Richard Hadfield, Flora Slorach, Francesca Reidie, Charlotte Reidie, David Bradley, Michael Smiley, Simon Pegg, Alex Austin, Jonathan Aris, Nick Frost, Martin Freeman, Paddy Considine, Jenny Bede, Angie Wallis, Eddie Marsan, Paul Bentall, Richard Graham, Alice Lowe, Rafe Spall, Leo Thompson, Steve Oram, Julia Deakin, Greg Townley, Sebastian Zaniesienko, Luke Scott, Tyler Dobbs, Samuel Mak, Teddy Kempner, Mark Kempner, Rosamund Pike, Nick Holder, Darren Boyd, Paul Kennington, Michael Sarne, Reece Shearsmith, Nick Burns, Mark Heap, Kelly Franklin, Stacy Franklin, James Granstrom, Gabe Cronnelly, Patricia Franklin, Mark Donvan, Ricky Champ, Ken Bones, Lee Paul Atkinson, Feyi Babalola, Pierce Brosnan, Stewart Brown, Gabriel Constantin, Chris Cowlin, John Duggan, Amanda Edwards, Mark Fox, Michael Haydon, Bill Nighy, Shane Nolan Adam Prickett, Julian Seager, Mairi Bett, Tim Bevan, James Biddle, Liza Chasin, Eric Fellner, Nira Park, Steven Price, Bill Pope, Paul Machliss, Nina Gold, Robert Sterne, Marcus Rowland, Peter Dorme, Nick Gottschalk, Sara Wan, Guy Speranza, Sasha Harris, Bobby Prince, Josh Rappaport, Michael Solinger, Bradley James Allan, Simon Downes, Chris Foggin, Christina Kelton Garner, Henry Jay Gordon, Dan John, Jack Ravenscroft, Thomas Pook, Rob Duffield, Rob Farris, Alex Fenn, Andrew Merlino, Darren Rae, Joe Biggs, Jason Blair, Catherine Booton, Lauren Broderick, Crispin Buxton, Jamie Graham, Chris Hankey, Denise Hanrahan, Vince Hanratty, Paul Murphy, Olivia Newhouse, Teresa Orlando, Ben Ryder, Umberto Schramm, Barney Shakespeare, Jack Sidey, Guy Thompson, Leo Thompson, Jody Wiltshire, Nathan Woods, Dan Worth, Erick Gbewonyo, Rachel Linhan, Jackie Chan, Andrew EldritchThe World’s End

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

There are times in which life is art.

And then the art is also life, in reality.

The brain sees, with his eyeball friends, things that are not real reality – but film reality which is sometimes MORE real, although not at all.

This is that time, or was.

When I was in “The World’s End.”

Or so I had the thought that it was true.

I’ll explain.

“The World’s End” is my life story without me and my life.

“How am this be possible, Kimmo?” shouts your thoughts.

So did my own thinking thoughts, with the shouting. I was confusion.

See if this helps:

Plot? Hell right!

In the distant past, before internet porn, Gary (Simon Pegg) was too cool for most school. He had too cool friends – Peter (Eddie Marsan), Oliver (Martin Freeman), Steven (Paddy Considine) and funny fat guy Andrew (Nick Frost).

They are different actors when younger. Even with the sweet, sweet smoke there was no brain confusion from this.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The World's End, Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, Thomas Law, Zachary Bailess, Jasper Levine, James Tarpey, Luke Bromley, Sophie Evans, Samantha White, Rose Reynolds, Richard Hadfield, Flora Slorach, Francesca Reidie, Charlotte Reidie, David Bradley, Michael Smiley, Simon Pegg, Alex Austin, Jonathan Aris, Nick Frost, Martin Freeman, Paddy Considine, Jenny Bede, Angie Wallis, Eddie Marsan, Paul Bentall, Richard Graham, Alice Lowe, Rafe Spall, Leo Thompson, Steve Oram, Julia Deakin, Greg Townley, Sebastian Zaniesienko, Luke Scott, Tyler Dobbs, Samuel Mak, Teddy Kempner, Mark Kempner, Rosamund Pike, Nick Holder, Darren Boyd, Paul Kennington, Michael Sarne, Reece Shearsmith, Nick Burns, Mark Heap, Kelly Franklin, Stacy Franklin, James Granstrom, Gabe Cronnelly, Patricia Franklin, Mark Donvan, Ricky Champ, Ken Bones, Lee Paul Atkinson, Feyi Babalola, Pierce Brosnan, Stewart Brown, Gabriel Constantin, Chris Cowlin, John Duggan, Amanda Edwards, Mark Fox, Michael Haydon, Bill Nighy, Shane Nolan Adam Prickett, Julian Seager, Mairi Bett, Tim Bevan, James Biddle, Liza Chasin, Eric Fellner, Nira Park, Steven Price, Bill Pope, Paul Machliss, Nina Gold, Robert Sterne, Marcus Rowland, Peter Dorme, Nick Gottschalk, Sara Wan, Guy Speranza, Sasha Harris, Bobby Prince, Josh Rappaport, Michael Solinger, Bradley James Allan, Simon Downes, Chris Foggin, Christina Kelton Garner, Henry Jay Gordon, Dan John, Jack Ravenscroft, Thomas Pook, Rob Duffield, Rob Farris, Alex Fenn, Andrew Merlino, Darren Rae, Joe Biggs, Jason Blair, Catherine Booton, Lauren Broderick, Crispin Buxton, Jamie Graham, Chris Hankey, Denise Hanrahan, Vince Hanratty, Paul Murphy, Olivia Newhouse, Teresa Orlando, Ben Ryder, Umberto Schramm, Barney Shakespeare, Jack Sidey, Guy Thompson, Leo Thompson, Jody Wiltshire, Nathan Woods, Dan Worth, Erick Gbewonyo, Rachel Linhan, Jackie Chan, Andrew EldritchThey went on the most ever of all epic pub crawls (in Finland we call this “pretty much every day of the week”) – “The Golden Mile” only to become whimpy nerds after six.

This failing causes them all to be boring older persons, except for Gary, who is still good at drinking.

In the today times, Gary wants to recreate the moment and defeat “The Golden Mile” and make it to the last pub (The World’s End) where there will be much vomiting if done correctly.

He gathers his older, more hairless gang, and head to town.

Then weird shit hits the fan.

I will give no spoiling, only to say that the trailer had robots and the movie has robots. On a pub crawl.

This is where it is my life.

In Finland, there are many crawling to pubs AND there are robots. Son of a bitch.

Why is my living life on the movie screen? I am in freak out mode.

Simon Pegg is playing me. WTF?

When I had a calmer time, I began to see the genius of it all. Make a movie about Kimmo, without Kimmo, and Kimmo will love the damn thing!

So, what have my feelings on this to say?

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Kyrle Lendhoffer, The World's End, Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, Thomas Law, Zachary Bailess, Jasper Levine, James Tarpey, Luke Bromley, Sophie Evans, Samantha White, Rose Reynolds, Richard Hadfield, Flora Slorach, Francesca Reidie, Charlotte Reidie, David Bradley, Michael Smiley, Simon Pegg, Alex Austin, Jonathan Aris, Nick Frost, Martin Freeman, Paddy Considine, Jenny Bede, Angie Wallis, Eddie Marsan, Paul Bentall, Richard Graham, Alice Lowe, Rafe Spall, Leo Thompson, Steve Oram, Julia Deakin, Greg Townley, Sebastian Zaniesienko, Luke Scott, Tyler Dobbs, Samuel Mak, Teddy Kempner, Mark Kempner, Rosamund Pike, Nick Holder, Darren Boyd, Paul Kennington, Michael Sarne, Reece Shearsmith, Nick Burns, Mark Heap, Kelly Franklin, Stacy Franklin, James Granstrom, Gabe Cronnelly, Patricia Franklin, Mark Donvan, Ricky Champ, Ken Bones, Lee Paul Atkinson, Feyi Babalola, Pierce Brosnan, Stewart Brown, Gabriel Constantin, Chris Cowlin, John Duggan, Amanda Edwards, Mark Fox, Michael Haydon, Bill Nighy, Shane Nolan Adam Prickett, Julian Seager, Mairi Bett, Tim Bevan, James Biddle, Liza Chasin, Eric Fellner, Nira Park, Steven Price, Bill Pope, Paul Machliss, Nina Gold, Robert Sterne, Marcus Rowland, Peter Dorme, Nick Gottschalk, Sara Wan, Guy Speranza, Sasha Harris, Bobby Prince, Josh Rappaport, Michael Solinger, Bradley James Allan, Simon Downes, Chris Foggin, Christina Kelton Garner, Henry Jay Gordon, Dan John, Jack Ravenscroft, Thomas Pook, Rob Duffield, Rob Farris, Alex Fenn, Andrew Merlino, Darren Rae, Joe Biggs, Jason Blair, Catherine Booton, Lauren Broderick, Crispin Buxton, Jamie Graham, Chris Hankey, Denise Hanrahan, Vince Hanratty, Paul Murphy, Olivia Newhouse, Teresa Orlando, Ben Ryder, Umberto Schramm, Barney Shakespeare, Jack Sidey, Guy Thompson, Leo Thompson, Jody Wiltshire, Nathan Woods, Dan Worth, Erick Gbewonyo, Rachel Linhan, Jackie Chan, Andrew EldritchFirst, great, great movie!

Friends, beer, hot chicks, beer, shots, beer, robots, beer, and then more beer.

Acting – great! Andy drinks water and Gary is all “you are for the drinking of rain!”. So, writing is good, too.

If you are of the drinking person type, you will drool into your popcorn.

I did.

The beer is luxuriously photo’d. Damn, the beer was pretty.

Then there are three girls known in the past as “The Marmalade Sandwich.”

They deserve it, and prove it in the best sequence that had no nudity but was still “ooo la la” to my nether regions. My loins quivered.

My only fault finding with this film was that the three were not butt naked. The movie would have then been an instant classical movie.

So, two thumbs straining to the sky! I am all happiness, for now I know that Hollywood (English Hollywood – they talk more better and party hearty!) knows how my mind thinks and that makes me happy.

For I miss Finland.

I miss crawling to pubs.

And I miss crawling to pubs with robots.

Go to Finland and one day you will miss these things, too.

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P.S.  American football is almost here. I have now eaten a hot wing, a nacho, and those quesadilla things. American football will make me a fatty fatterson! And I am in love with it!

4 comments

  1. Scrotus · August 23, 2013

    Finally, a good movie.

    I think there is a porn flick called “The Marmalade Sandwich.” At least there should be…

  2. Lito · August 23, 2013

    If it’s better than Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz then it is going to be awesome! Can’t wait!

  3. Roch · August 23, 2013

    Great movie and wonderful article!

  4. Mystery_Scotch · August 23, 2013

    I connot beleve mine eys. What isthis? Two and fro? You to me! Sameone hacked the universe or maywe this is a “wrinkl in I’m”. Pleased to be revealing all your secrets. If you rellly am me, just play it all cool-like and imma know. Altho, if you are me, and ~reveal it to me~ makes the world go sad, then deny it all twice! Got it?

    Hm! Who knoes? It might be just be me be just might me