Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Independence Day - Resurgence, Roland Emmerich, Nicolas Wright, James A Woods, Dean Devlin, James Vanderbilt, Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum, Jessie Usher, Bill Pullman, Maika Monroe, Sela Ward, William Fichtner, Judd Hirsch, Brent Spiner, Patrick St. Esprit, Vivica A Fox, Angelababy, Charllotte Gainsbourg, Deobia Oparei, Nicolas Wright, Travis Tope, Chin Han, Gbenga Akinnagbe, Robert Loggia, John Storey, Joey King, Jenna Purdy, Garrett Wareing, Hays Weliford, Mckenna Grace, Robert Neary, Joshu Mikel, Joel Virgel, Arturo del Puerto, Matthew Munroe, Jacob Browne, Ryan Cartwright, Travis Hammer, Lane Lim, Zeb Sanders, Donovan Tyee Smith, Stafford Douglas, Jade Scott Lewis, Beth Bailey, Mona Malec, Omar Diop, Ron Yuan, Grace Huang, Stephen Oyoung, J.P. Murrieta, Casey Messer, Ben Wang, Nicolas Ballas, Jonathan Richards, Ivan G'Vera, Michael Davis, Brandon Hampton, Sam Quinn, Shad Adair, Valerie Adams, Lorus Allen, Mark Allen, Toney Anton, Aurora Anthonio, Justin Arnsworth, Nathaniel Augustson, Robert Baker, Colt Balok, Brian Barrela, Wren Barnes, Richard Beal, Ciara Bergman, Todd Bethke, Morse Bicknell, Steven Blacksmith, Andrew James Kleidner, Brian Bolman, Dante Briggins, Nathan Brimmer, Edward Butron, Monique Candelaria, Paul Caster, Humberto Castro, Leilei Chen, Gabrielle Chevalier, Jeremie Dalaba, Manika Day, Ava Del Cielo, DAvid Devereaux, Faber Dewar, Jetto Dorsainville, Edward A Duran, Mark Falvo, Marlon Gaines, Diana Gaitirira, Gerry Garcia, Tahseen Ghauri, Alison Grainger, Evan Bryn Graves, William Greely, Stephen Hardin, Jason Hill, Landon Hill, Alan Humphrey, Raiden Integra, Benny James, Patrick Juarez, Jamie Hung, Jade Kammerman, Cory Kapahulehua, Harrison Kavanaugh, Katrina Kavanaugh, Sal Koussa, Tyler Kurtz, Tom Kwiat, Josh LaCombe, Jonathan Lane, Andri Lapionak, Steve Larese, Shawn Lecrone, Kenny Leu, Cajardo Lindsey, David Loving, Kelly V Lucio, Jonathan Lund, Jon McGarrah, David Melendez, David Miller, Justin Moore, Victoria Moya, Hans Obma, Vaughn Odenbrett, Johnny Otto, Akshay Patel, Daniel Pattison, Julian Petersen, Kyle Pierson, Catharine Pillafas, Alexander Daniel Pimentel, Tiffany Quilter, Grizelda Quintana, David Racki, Diezel Ramos, Alice Rietveld, Chris Romrell, Anthony J Sacco, Clayton Salberg, Brent Wayne Sanders, Gabriel Schmidt, Jack Silliman, Christian Simpson, Jeremy Sims, Alma Sisneros, Corey Sondrup, Phil Sperandeo, David Stanford, Michael E Stogner, Aaron Templeton, Michael Love Toliver, Aaron Tyler, Chrystal Udy, Gregory Paul Valdex, McKenna Wagenman, Shannan Wagenman, Taylor Wagenman, Jerry Walker, Rooter Wareing, Nate Warren, Joe Warshaw, Rober Douglas Washington, Charles Adam West, Jeffrey Williams, Danny Winn, Otis Winston, Benjamin Isaiah Wolfe, David Grant Wright, Ute emmerich, Volker Engel, Larry Franco, Harald Kloser, Carsten H W Lorenz, Marco Shepherd, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Markus Forderer, Adam Wolfe, Jo Edna Boldin, John Papsidera, Barry Chusid, Laruen Abiouness, Ravi Bansal, Luis Guggenberger, Erin Bosley, Brendan Garst, Jeffrey Harlacker, Jason Miller, Nathan Smith, Rebecca Puck Stair, Kevin Collins, Nathan Davis, KC Hodenfield, Jai James, Franzisca Puppe, Yu Qin, Kade Ramsey, Luigi Pisciotta, Ezra Pike, Filippo Pierdicca, Tim Abell, Tamara Allen, Jennifer Alley, Shelley Andagan, Jenna Arnold, Phil Arnold, Case Barden, Gregg Brillian, Lauren Claret, Sue Zen Chew, Brother Eden Douglas, Michael Luis Graeter, Miles Fletcher, Dan Ellis, Mara Herdmann, Brandon Harris, Dalon Williams, Evan Woodard, Joshua Zunie

Independence Day: Resurgence [REVIEW]

 

Independence Day: Resurgence

With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen

“Kimmo, you were gone again. W in TF, crazy Finn?”  You asked this of me.

My fingers now answer.

I could not write from the jail house.

We were too busy a singin’ that rock.

Baby!

Let’s rock!

I lie.

There is no mouth music out of my face in the big house.

Or even the little house… L.A. County.

That is where my time was because I had a case of the stalking. Not my fault – she was the one that made me the one that was doing the doing.

So pretty.

So smart.

Mine.

Maika Monroe – I will stay 300 foot from you, with the order that is restraining my love.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Independence Day - Resurgence, Roland Emmerich, Nicolas Wright, James A Woods, Dean Devlin, James Vanderbilt, Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum, Jessie Usher, Bill Pullman, Maika Monroe, Sela Ward, William Fichtner, Judd Hirsch, Brent Spiner, Patrick St. Esprit, Vivica A Fox, Angelababy, Charllotte Gainsbourg, Deobia Oparei, Nicolas Wright, Travis Tope, Chin Han, Gbenga Akinnagbe, Robert Loggia, John Storey, Joey King, Jenna Purdy, Garrett Wareing, Hays Weliford, Mckenna Grace, Robert Neary, Joshu Mikel, Joel Virgel, Arturo del Puerto, Matthew Munroe, Jacob Browne, Ryan Cartwright, Travis Hammer, Lane Lim, Zeb Sanders, Donovan Tyee Smith, Stafford Douglas, Jade Scott Lewis, Beth Bailey, Mona Malec, Omar Diop, Ron Yuan, Grace Huang, Stephen Oyoung, J.P. Murrieta, Casey Messer, Ben Wang, Nicolas Ballas, Jonathan Richards, Ivan G'Vera, Michael Davis, Brandon Hampton, Sam Quinn, Shad Adair, Valerie Adams, Lorus Allen, Mark Allen, Toney Anton, Aurora Anthonio, Justin Arnsworth, Nathaniel Augustson, Robert Baker, Colt Balok, Brian Barrela, Wren Barnes, Richard Beal, Ciara Bergman, Todd Bethke, Morse Bicknell, Steven Blacksmith, Andrew James Kleidner, Brian Bolman, Dante Briggins, Nathan Brimmer, Edward Butron, Monique Candelaria, Paul Caster, Humberto Castro, Leilei Chen, Gabrielle Chevalier, Jeremie Dalaba, Manika Day, Ava Del Cielo, DAvid Devereaux, Faber Dewar, Jetto Dorsainville, Edward A Duran, Mark Falvo, Marlon Gaines, Diana Gaitirira, Gerry Garcia, Tahseen Ghauri, Alison Grainger, Evan Bryn Graves, William Greely, Stephen Hardin, Jason Hill, Landon Hill, Alan Humphrey, Raiden Integra, Benny James, Patrick Juarez, Jamie Hung, Jade Kammerman, Cory Kapahulehua, Harrison Kavanaugh, Katrina Kavanaugh, Sal Koussa, Tyler Kurtz, Tom Kwiat, Josh LaCombe, Jonathan Lane, Andri Lapionak, Steve Larese, Shawn Lecrone, Kenny Leu, Cajardo Lindsey, David Loving, Kelly V Lucio, Jonathan Lund, Jon McGarrah, David Melendez, David Miller, Justin Moore, Victoria Moya, Hans Obma, Vaughn Odenbrett, Johnny Otto, Akshay Patel, Daniel Pattison, Julian Petersen, Kyle Pierson, Catharine Pillafas, Alexander Daniel Pimentel, Tiffany Quilter, Grizelda Quintana, David Racki, Diezel Ramos, Alice Rietveld, Chris Romrell, Anthony J Sacco, Clayton Salberg, Brent Wayne Sanders, Gabriel Schmidt, Jack Silliman, Christian Simpson, Jeremy Sims, Alma Sisneros, Corey Sondrup, Phil Sperandeo, David Stanford, Michael E Stogner, Aaron Templeton, Michael Love Toliver, Aaron Tyler, Chrystal Udy, Gregory Paul Valdex, McKenna Wagenman, Shannan Wagenman, Taylor Wagenman, Jerry Walker, Rooter Wareing, Nate Warren, Joe Warshaw, Rober Douglas Washington, Charles Adam West, Jeffrey Williams, Danny Winn, Otis Winston, Benjamin Isaiah Wolfe, David Grant Wright, Ute emmerich, Volker Engel, Larry Franco, Harald Kloser, Carsten H W Lorenz, Marco Shepherd, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Markus Forderer, Adam Wolfe, Jo Edna Boldin, John Papsidera, Barry Chusid, Laruen Abiouness, Ravi Bansal, Luis Guggenberger, Erin Bosley, Brendan Garst, Jeffrey Harlacker, Jason Miller, Nathan Smith, Rebecca Puck Stair, Kevin Collins, Nathan Davis, KC Hodenfield, Jai James, Franzisca Puppe, Yu Qin, Kade Ramsey, Luigi Pisciotta, Ezra Pike, Filippo Pierdicca, Tim Abell, Tamara Allen, Jennifer Alley, Shelley Andagan, Jenna Arnold, Phil Arnold, Case Barden, Gregg Brillian, Lauren Claret, Sue Zen Chew, Brother Eden Douglas, Michael Luis Graeter, Miles Fletcher, Dan Ellis, Mara Herdmann, Brandon Harris, Dalon Williams, Evan Woodard, Joshua Zunie

You say that the “It” in “It Follows” was named Kimmo.

If so, I am charged guilty – guilty of Goddess worshipping.

But then… then… your ding damn movie!

W in TF?

Oh Odin!

I tried for the drunkening.

I smoked the sweet, sweet smoke.

I, with accidental dumb, froze my nut bag with ice cream Bon-Bons (again! I hope my swimmers are still active).

But I must have to say – my IQ was shed of a good 50 points much like dog hairs falling in the heat wave.

IQ all over the sofa.

IQ all over my jacket.

IQ stuck in my butt crack.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Independence Day - Resurgence, Roland Emmerich, Nicolas Wright, James A Woods, Dean Devlin, James Vanderbilt, Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum, Jessie Usher, Bill Pullman, Maika Monroe, Sela Ward, William Fichtner, Judd Hirsch, Brent Spiner, Patrick St. Esprit, Vivica A Fox, Angelababy, Charllotte Gainsbourg, Deobia Oparei, Nicolas Wright, Travis Tope, Chin Han, Gbenga Akinnagbe, Robert Loggia, John Storey, Joey King, Jenna Purdy, Garrett Wareing, Hays Weliford, Mckenna Grace, Robert Neary, Joshu Mikel, Joel Virgel, Arturo del Puerto, Matthew Munroe, Jacob Browne, Ryan Cartwright, Travis Hammer, Lane Lim, Zeb Sanders, Donovan Tyee Smith, Stafford Douglas, Jade Scott Lewis, Beth Bailey, Mona Malec, Omar Diop, Ron Yuan, Grace Huang, Stephen Oyoung, J.P. Murrieta, Casey Messer, Ben Wang, Nicolas Ballas, Jonathan Richards, Ivan G'Vera, Michael Davis, Brandon Hampton, Sam Quinn, Shad Adair, Valerie Adams, Lorus Allen, Mark Allen, Toney Anton, Aurora Anthonio, Justin Arnsworth, Nathaniel Augustson, Robert Baker, Colt Balok, Brian Barrela, Wren Barnes, Richard Beal, Ciara Bergman, Todd Bethke, Morse Bicknell, Steven Blacksmith, Andrew James Kleidner, Brian Bolman, Dante Briggins, Nathan Brimmer, Edward Butron, Monique Candelaria, Paul Caster, Humberto Castro, Leilei Chen, Gabrielle Chevalier, Jeremie Dalaba, Manika Day, Ava Del Cielo, DAvid Devereaux, Faber Dewar, Jetto Dorsainville, Edward A Duran, Mark Falvo, Marlon Gaines, Diana Gaitirira, Gerry Garcia, Tahseen Ghauri, Alison Grainger, Evan Bryn Graves, William Greely, Stephen Hardin, Jason Hill, Landon Hill, Alan Humphrey, Raiden Integra, Benny James, Patrick Juarez, Jamie Hung, Jade Kammerman, Cory Kapahulehua, Harrison Kavanaugh, Katrina Kavanaugh, Sal Koussa, Tyler Kurtz, Tom Kwiat, Josh LaCombe, Jonathan Lane, Andri Lapionak, Steve Larese, Shawn Lecrone, Kenny Leu, Cajardo Lindsey, David Loving, Kelly V Lucio, Jonathan Lund, Jon McGarrah, David Melendez, David Miller, Justin Moore, Victoria Moya, Hans Obma, Vaughn Odenbrett, Johnny Otto, Akshay Patel, Daniel Pattison, Julian Petersen, Kyle Pierson, Catharine Pillafas, Alexander Daniel Pimentel, Tiffany Quilter, Grizelda Quintana, David Racki, Diezel Ramos, Alice Rietveld, Chris Romrell, Anthony J Sacco, Clayton Salberg, Brent Wayne Sanders, Gabriel Schmidt, Jack Silliman, Christian Simpson, Jeremy Sims, Alma Sisneros, Corey Sondrup, Phil Sperandeo, David Stanford, Michael E Stogner, Aaron Templeton, Michael Love Toliver, Aaron Tyler, Chrystal Udy, Gregory Paul Valdex, McKenna Wagenman, Shannan Wagenman, Taylor Wagenman, Jerry Walker, Rooter Wareing, Nate Warren, Joe Warshaw, Rober Douglas Washington, Charles Adam West, Jeffrey Williams, Danny Winn, Otis Winston, Benjamin Isaiah Wolfe, David Grant Wright, Ute emmerich, Volker Engel, Larry Franco, Harald Kloser, Carsten H W Lorenz, Marco Shepherd, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Markus Forderer, Adam Wolfe, Jo Edna Boldin, John Papsidera, Barry Chusid, Laruen Abiouness, Ravi Bansal, Luis Guggenberger, Erin Bosley, Brendan Garst, Jeffrey Harlacker, Jason Miller, Nathan Smith, Rebecca Puck Stair, Kevin Collins, Nathan Davis, KC Hodenfield, Jai James, Franzisca Puppe, Yu Qin, Kade Ramsey, Luigi Pisciotta, Ezra Pike, Filippo Pierdicca, Tim Abell, Tamara Allen, Jennifer Alley, Shelley Andagan, Jenna Arnold, Phil Arnold, Case Barden, Gregg Brillian, Lauren Claret, Sue Zen Chew, Brother Eden Douglas, Michael Luis Graeter, Miles Fletcher, Dan Ellis, Mara Herdmann, Brandon Harris, Dalon Williams, Evan Woodard, Joshua Zunie

Independence Day: Resurgence” is so dumb, that dumb is smart to it.

How dumb?

OK!

Dumb plot?

Sure!

Will Smith has asked for so much cheddar that he is now just a portrait.

His son (Jessie T. Usher) is a mannequin that is also a pilot.

Judd Hirsh is still Jewing – his boat is floated by continent-sized alien frisbee into Nevada. Believing is total, really – only 90% of audience went “bulls are shitting here” when seeing this.

David Levinson (Jeff Goldblum) is still on meth twitchy – but his ex-wife from 20 years ago is a goner. Or she is now French (Charlotte Gainsbourg). There is no explanation.

The there is Mr. Sass (Liam Hemsworth) who is also hot shot top gun pilot guy. He can fly anything (as well as not kill puppies when listening to Miley Cyrus talk – maybe the deafness has saved his brain).

Data (Brent Spiner) who died in ID4 has beaten dead, but unlike Christ took longer than 3 days to be the groundhog. He is funny, and with it has many more smarts than the movie film.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Independence Day - Resurgence, Roland Emmerich, Nicolas Wright, James A Woods, Dean Devlin, James Vanderbilt, Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum, Jessie Usher, Bill Pullman, Maika Monroe, Sela Ward, William Fichtner, Judd Hirsch, Brent Spiner, Patrick St. Esprit, Vivica A Fox, Angelababy, Charllotte Gainsbourg, Deobia Oparei, Nicolas Wright, Travis Tope, Chin Han, Gbenga Akinnagbe, Robert Loggia, John Storey, Joey King, Jenna Purdy, Garrett Wareing, Hays Weliford, Mckenna Grace, Robert Neary, Joshu Mikel, Joel Virgel, Arturo del Puerto, Matthew Munroe, Jacob Browne, Ryan Cartwright, Travis Hammer, Lane Lim, Zeb Sanders, Donovan Tyee Smith, Stafford Douglas, Jade Scott Lewis, Beth Bailey, Mona Malec, Omar Diop, Ron Yuan, Grace Huang, Stephen Oyoung, J.P. Murrieta, Casey Messer, Ben Wang, Nicolas Ballas, Jonathan Richards, Ivan G'Vera, Michael Davis, Brandon Hampton, Sam Quinn, Shad Adair, Valerie Adams, Lorus Allen, Mark Allen, Toney Anton, Aurora Anthonio, Justin Arnsworth, Nathaniel Augustson, Robert Baker, Colt Balok, Brian Barrela, Wren Barnes, Richard Beal, Ciara Bergman, Todd Bethke, Morse Bicknell, Steven Blacksmith, Andrew James Kleidner, Brian Bolman, Dante Briggins, Nathan Brimmer, Edward Butron, Monique Candelaria, Paul Caster, Humberto Castro, Leilei Chen, Gabrielle Chevalier, Jeremie Dalaba, Manika Day, Ava Del Cielo, DAvid Devereaux, Faber Dewar, Jetto Dorsainville, Edward A Duran, Mark Falvo, Marlon Gaines, Diana Gaitirira, Gerry Garcia, Tahseen Ghauri, Alison Grainger, Evan Bryn Graves, William Greely, Stephen Hardin, Jason Hill, Landon Hill, Alan Humphrey, Raiden Integra, Benny James, Patrick Juarez, Jamie Hung, Jade Kammerman, Cory Kapahulehua, Harrison Kavanaugh, Katrina Kavanaugh, Sal Koussa, Tyler Kurtz, Tom Kwiat, Josh LaCombe, Jonathan Lane, Andri Lapionak, Steve Larese, Shawn Lecrone, Kenny Leu, Cajardo Lindsey, David Loving, Kelly V Lucio, Jonathan Lund, Jon McGarrah, David Melendez, David Miller, Justin Moore, Victoria Moya, Hans Obma, Vaughn Odenbrett, Johnny Otto, Akshay Patel, Daniel Pattison, Julian Petersen, Kyle Pierson, Catharine Pillafas, Alexander Daniel Pimentel, Tiffany Quilter, Grizelda Quintana, David Racki, Diezel Ramos, Alice Rietveld, Chris Romrell, Anthony J Sacco, Clayton Salberg, Brent Wayne Sanders, Gabriel Schmidt, Jack Silliman, Christian Simpson, Jeremy Sims, Alma Sisneros, Corey Sondrup, Phil Sperandeo, David Stanford, Michael E Stogner, Aaron Templeton, Michael Love Toliver, Aaron Tyler, Chrystal Udy, Gregory Paul Valdex, McKenna Wagenman, Shannan Wagenman, Taylor Wagenman, Jerry Walker, Rooter Wareing, Nate Warren, Joe Warshaw, Rober Douglas Washington, Charles Adam West, Jeffrey Williams, Danny Winn, Otis Winston, Benjamin Isaiah Wolfe, David Grant Wright, Ute emmerich, Volker Engel, Larry Franco, Harald Kloser, Carsten H W Lorenz, Marco Shepherd, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Markus Forderer, Adam Wolfe, Jo Edna Boldin, John Papsidera, Barry Chusid, Laruen Abiouness, Ravi Bansal, Luis Guggenberger, Erin Bosley, Brendan Garst, Jeffrey Harlacker, Jason Miller, Nathan Smith, Rebecca Puck Stair, Kevin Collins, Nathan Davis, KC Hodenfield, Jai James, Franzisca Puppe, Yu Qin, Kade Ramsey, Luigi Pisciotta, Ezra Pike, Filippo Pierdicca, Tim Abell, Tamara Allen, Jennifer Alley, Shelley Andagan, Jenna Arnold, Phil Arnold, Case Barden, Gregg Brillian, Lauren Claret, Sue Zen Chew, Brother Eden Douglas, Michael Luis Graeter, Miles Fletcher, Dan Ellis, Mara Herdmann, Brandon Harris, Dalon Williams, Evan Woodard, Joshua Zunie

President Whitmore (Bill Pullman) has a cane, so we know he is the crazy. His daughter (Maika, I forgive you, and will for every time you have me arrested – so stop with that doing of arresting, OK?) is hot and is good at piloting, too. And she and Liam are in the Mile High Club.

Hopefully. If I was Liam.

Pac-Man comes to the moon, but we are all “suck it, Pac-Man” and shoot him in the face. But… he has come to say that… they are coming… Space Invaders!!!

Ugh.

Same shi-ite, different movie.

More coincidences that can possibly be coincidental.

Everybody ends up somewhere where the rest of everybody is. Then the other bodies end up where they are at.

Then some are in the giant alien frisbee bigger than Antarctica.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Independence Day - Resurgence, Roland Emmerich, Nicolas Wright, James A Woods, Dean Devlin, James Vanderbilt, Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum, Jessie Usher, Bill Pullman, Maika Monroe, Sela Ward, William Fichtner, Judd Hirsch, Brent Spiner, Patrick St. Esprit, Vivica A Fox, Angelababy, Charllotte Gainsbourg, Deobia Oparei, Nicolas Wright, Travis Tope, Chin Han, Gbenga Akinnagbe, Robert Loggia, John Storey, Joey King, Jenna Purdy, Garrett Wareing, Hays Weliford, Mckenna Grace, Robert Neary, Joshu Mikel, Joel Virgel, Arturo del Puerto, Matthew Munroe, Jacob Browne, Ryan Cartwright, Travis Hammer, Lane Lim, Zeb Sanders, Donovan Tyee Smith, Stafford Douglas, Jade Scott Lewis, Beth Bailey, Mona Malec, Omar Diop, Ron Yuan, Grace Huang, Stephen Oyoung, J.P. Murrieta, Casey Messer, Ben Wang, Nicolas Ballas, Jonathan Richards, Ivan G'Vera, Michael Davis, Brandon Hampton, Sam Quinn, Shad Adair, Valerie Adams, Lorus Allen, Mark Allen, Toney Anton, Aurora Anthonio, Justin Arnsworth, Nathaniel Augustson, Robert Baker, Colt Balok, Brian Barrela, Wren Barnes, Richard Beal, Ciara Bergman, Todd Bethke, Morse Bicknell, Steven Blacksmith, Andrew James Kleidner, Brian Bolman, Dante Briggins, Nathan Brimmer, Edward Butron, Monique Candelaria, Paul Caster, Humberto Castro, Leilei Chen, Gabrielle Chevalier, Jeremie Dalaba, Manika Day, Ava Del Cielo, DAvid Devereaux, Faber Dewar, Jetto Dorsainville, Edward A Duran, Mark Falvo, Marlon Gaines, Diana Gaitirira, Gerry Garcia, Tahseen Ghauri, Alison Grainger, Evan Bryn Graves, William Greely, Stephen Hardin, Jason Hill, Landon Hill, Alan Humphrey, Raiden Integra, Benny James, Patrick Juarez, Jamie Hung, Jade Kammerman, Cory Kapahulehua, Harrison Kavanaugh, Katrina Kavanaugh, Sal Koussa, Tyler Kurtz, Tom Kwiat, Josh LaCombe, Jonathan Lane, Andri Lapionak, Steve Larese, Shawn Lecrone, Kenny Leu, Cajardo Lindsey, David Loving, Kelly V Lucio, Jonathan Lund, Jon McGarrah, David Melendez, David Miller, Justin Moore, Victoria Moya, Hans Obma, Vaughn Odenbrett, Johnny Otto, Akshay Patel, Daniel Pattison, Julian Petersen, Kyle Pierson, Catharine Pillafas, Alexander Daniel Pimentel, Tiffany Quilter, Grizelda Quintana, David Racki, Diezel Ramos, Alice Rietveld, Chris Romrell, Anthony J Sacco, Clayton Salberg, Brent Wayne Sanders, Gabriel Schmidt, Jack Silliman, Christian Simpson, Jeremy Sims, Alma Sisneros, Corey Sondrup, Phil Sperandeo, David Stanford, Michael E Stogner, Aaron Templeton, Michael Love Toliver, Aaron Tyler, Chrystal Udy, Gregory Paul Valdex, McKenna Wagenman, Shannan Wagenman, Taylor Wagenman, Jerry Walker, Rooter Wareing, Nate Warren, Joe Warshaw, Rober Douglas Washington, Charles Adam West, Jeffrey Williams, Danny Winn, Otis Winston, Benjamin Isaiah Wolfe, David Grant Wright, Ute emmerich, Volker Engel, Larry Franco, Harald Kloser, Carsten H W Lorenz, Marco Shepherd, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Markus Forderer, Adam Wolfe, Jo Edna Boldin, John Papsidera, Barry Chusid, Laruen Abiouness, Ravi Bansal, Luis Guggenberger, Erin Bosley, Brendan Garst, Jeffrey Harlacker, Jason Miller, Nathan Smith, Rebecca Puck Stair, Kevin Collins, Nathan Davis, KC Hodenfield, Jai James, Franzisca Puppe, Yu Qin, Kade Ramsey, Luigi Pisciotta, Ezra Pike, Filippo Pierdicca, Tim Abell, Tamara Allen, Jennifer Alley, Shelley Andagan, Jenna Arnold, Phil Arnold, Case Barden, Gregg Brillian, Lauren Claret, Sue Zen Chew, Brother Eden Douglas, Michael Luis Graeter, Miles Fletcher, Dan Ellis, Mara Herdmann, Brandon Harris, Dalon Williams, Evan Woodard, Joshua Zunie

Then they are not.

There are speeches.

There are ethnic people on the radios listening to the speeches and maybe the World Cup (all of us ethnics listen to futball on the radio – so you can recognize us as not you).

Explosions.

Manka Bros., Khan Manka, Behind The Proscenium, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Kimmo Mustonenen, Kimmo On Kino, Independence Day - Resurgence, Roland Emmerich, Nicolas Wright, James A Woods, Dean Devlin, James Vanderbilt, Liam Hemsworth, Jeff Goldblum, Jessie Usher, Bill Pullman, Maika Monroe, Sela Ward, William Fichtner, Judd Hirsch, Brent Spiner, Patrick St. Esprit, Vivica A Fox, Angelababy, Charllotte Gainsbourg, Deobia Oparei, Nicolas Wright, Travis Tope, Chin Han, Gbenga Akinnagbe, Robert Loggia, John Storey, Joey King, Jenna Purdy, Garrett Wareing, Hays Weliford, Mckenna Grace, Robert Neary, Joshu Mikel, Joel Virgel, Arturo del Puerto, Matthew Munroe, Jacob Browne, Ryan Cartwright, Travis Hammer, Lane Lim, Zeb Sanders, Donovan Tyee Smith, Stafford Douglas, Jade Scott Lewis, Beth Bailey, Mona Malec, Omar Diop, Ron Yuan, Grace Huang, Stephen Oyoung, J.P. Murrieta, Casey Messer, Ben Wang, Nicolas Ballas, Jonathan Richards, Ivan G'Vera, Michael Davis, Brandon Hampton, Sam Quinn, Shad Adair, Valerie Adams, Lorus Allen, Mark Allen, Toney Anton, Aurora Anthonio, Justin Arnsworth, Nathaniel Augustson, Robert Baker, Colt Balok, Brian Barrela, Wren Barnes, Richard Beal, Ciara Bergman, Todd Bethke, Morse Bicknell, Steven Blacksmith, Andrew James Kleidner, Brian Bolman, Dante Briggins, Nathan Brimmer, Edward Butron, Monique Candelaria, Paul Caster, Humberto Castro, Leilei Chen, Gabrielle Chevalier, Jeremie Dalaba, Manika Day, Ava Del Cielo, DAvid Devereaux, Faber Dewar, Jetto Dorsainville, Edward A Duran, Mark Falvo, Marlon Gaines, Diana Gaitirira, Gerry Garcia, Tahseen Ghauri, Alison Grainger, Evan Bryn Graves, William Greely, Stephen Hardin, Jason Hill, Landon Hill, Alan Humphrey, Raiden Integra, Benny James, Patrick Juarez, Jamie Hung, Jade Kammerman, Cory Kapahulehua, Harrison Kavanaugh, Katrina Kavanaugh, Sal Koussa, Tyler Kurtz, Tom Kwiat, Josh LaCombe, Jonathan Lane, Andri Lapionak, Steve Larese, Shawn Lecrone, Kenny Leu, Cajardo Lindsey, David Loving, Kelly V Lucio, Jonathan Lund, Jon McGarrah, David Melendez, David Miller, Justin Moore, Victoria Moya, Hans Obma, Vaughn Odenbrett, Johnny Otto, Akshay Patel, Daniel Pattison, Julian Petersen, Kyle Pierson, Catharine Pillafas, Alexander Daniel Pimentel, Tiffany Quilter, Grizelda Quintana, David Racki, Diezel Ramos, Alice Rietveld, Chris Romrell, Anthony J Sacco, Clayton Salberg, Brent Wayne Sanders, Gabriel Schmidt, Jack Silliman, Christian Simpson, Jeremy Sims, Alma Sisneros, Corey Sondrup, Phil Sperandeo, David Stanford, Michael E Stogner, Aaron Templeton, Michael Love Toliver, Aaron Tyler, Chrystal Udy, Gregory Paul Valdex, McKenna Wagenman, Shannan Wagenman, Taylor Wagenman, Jerry Walker, Rooter Wareing, Nate Warren, Joe Warshaw, Rober Douglas Washington, Charles Adam West, Jeffrey Williams, Danny Winn, Otis Winston, Benjamin Isaiah Wolfe, David Grant Wright, Ute emmerich, Volker Engel, Larry Franco, Harald Kloser, Carsten H W Lorenz, Marco Shepherd, Harald Kloser, Thomas Wanker, Markus Forderer, Adam Wolfe, Jo Edna Boldin, John Papsidera, Barry Chusid, Laruen Abiouness, Ravi Bansal, Luis Guggenberger, Erin Bosley, Brendan Garst, Jeffrey Harlacker, Jason Miller, Nathan Smith, Rebecca Puck Stair, Kevin Collins, Nathan Davis, KC Hodenfield, Jai James, Franzisca Puppe, Yu Qin, Kade Ramsey, Luigi Pisciotta, Ezra Pike, Filippo Pierdicca, Tim Abell, Tamara Allen, Jennifer Alley, Shelley Andagan, Jenna Arnold, Phil Arnold, Case Barden, Gregg Brillian, Lauren Claret, Sue Zen Chew, Brother Eden Douglas, Michael Luis Graeter, Miles Fletcher, Dan Ellis, Mara Herdmann, Brandon Harris, Dalon Williams, Evan Woodard, Joshua Zunie

Pac-Man is really Pac-Girl.

Whaaaaaaat?!?

Damn.

I wonder who wins.

So.

Two thumbs, like the ice-box carrots that became mine three weeks ago and are limper now than little Kimmo in the jail shower (fear makes soft – fact), pointing dirt-ward.

I will have this movie on my eyes maybe once more – this fall – while drunk and high and trying to sleep and ID:R slithers up on the HBO.

I will blow kisses to Maika, squirt water from my eyes in love-pain, and like a tiny little girl cry myself to my sleeping place.

 

But for you? Go see “Swiss Army Man” – Harry Potter farting > Jeff Goldblum twitching. Fact.

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P.S.  What in the F, Great Britain? Now you are like Norway, but without pickled herring.  And Norway without pickled herring is just Great Britain. Put that in your pipe and chew on it.

P.P.S.  Maika, I forgive you… and will wait for you until Gemma Arterton’s next film. Then Gemma is mine. You have been warned! But I still forgive you.

 

2 comments

  1. It is pretty good and entertaining but not that much great !! The prerious one was much better than this. There is so much action in this movie just having more destruction or the aircrafts just blasting each other.

  2. Gmail QA · June 24

    Haha! Best review of Independence Day: Resurgence I have ever read. Thank you for sharing! The movie is good but not my taste.