Dawn of the Planet of the Apes With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen Times are things that make men weep. Most men. Not Finns. We are not the weeping types for being told “no” to World Cupping. They let the Swedes (bastards) World Cup. More…
Elysium With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen The days of a dog summer are arrived. The testicle kick torture that is summer movie season nears its end. How much more can my two amigos take? “The Great Gatsby” – pow, right in the pills. “Fast…
The Cabin In The Woods With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen “Previews.” “Trailers” (as in the industry the name is whispered). “Coming Attractions” to the elderly who are always cold and cry at the loudness of noise (and smell like liver sausage, if lucky). No…