The Year In Films Of The Year – 2012 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Busy? Damn, yes. Why is life, so with amaze, such, at times, a bitchy bitch? More tragedies making small of my family even smaller in Finland. American girlfriend who I…
Lincoln With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Nothing can bring the fear. Nothing like the season of the fjord. We are not lucky (unlucky) in fjords. We are not Norway. Sweden not, too, as well (Swedes are pussies so this is in the OK zone)….
Men In Black 3 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Men In Black. They took my great-grandparents’ out to a field. Then in the head brain shot. Dead. Not funny. Fucking Nazis. Then movie times. “Men In Black” sprays on Finland. Funny? Hells to the…
An Apology: I was away in Finland for a tragic family. My own. To say, without too much, a cousin lost a fight with a cod boat. He was torn. But unlike The Humpty Egg, there was no putting him back from pieces. Plus, there…
“Shark Night 3D” With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen 3D is the suck. Roger Ebert knows. You (the smart “you” people) know. I know. But, holy crap, it is “Shark Night 3D”! Confession – I’ve been saving a fat green bud all summer for this…
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First, a discredit: I love Megan Fox (Jennifer’s Body – yowza! I was almost made to forgot Ginnifer Goodwin!). And Shia LeBoeuf now credit can be given for the giving of the meat(!) while…
Super 8 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen From the title, Super 8 ad spectacular: we’ll travel through (and in) time. Indeed, when the Amblin logo fills the screen, supported by a bombastic score and air, we’re back in the early 80s, when Steven Spielberg…