As many of you may remember, I went to Yeman last August for the groundbreaking ceremony. After that, due to political turmoil and badly handled wire transfers, they never got around to actually starting construction.
Now, it seems that there are terrorists operating in and around the site for the future theme park.
I just want to assure everyone involved that steps have been taken to ensure the safety of any future tourists to our theme park. Metal detectors have been installed and intense cavity searches will be conducted on anyone entering the park. So safety is not an issue and we are moving forward with the project as planned.
Even though I thought the opening would have to be pushed back a few months to 2011, I was reassured by the Yemeni leader Ali Abdullah Saleh that since labor costs in that country are non-existent and there are no overtime rules, the scheduled opening later this year will easily be met.
That’s the beauty of a dictatorship!
This is great news for Manka Bros. because Yemen is a completely untapped market for Western-style entertainment. Disney has been too busy concentrating on China to realize where the real money is. Losers. We will have the market to ourselves.
Now if we can only get a fucking movie that makes money we’ll really be on a roll.