Monthly Archive: September 2011

Sep
28

Hollywood Is Out Of Visionaries

UPDATE:  And now we can add Bob Iger to the list below. The coward couldn’t stick it out like a real mogul would.  Real moguls don’t retire. ——– This morning, about 11:00, I had an epiphany. I was trying to think of someone in this fucking town that I wanted to have lunch with today. …

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Sep
16

Camel Turkish Gold – Breathe In The Turkish

Good afternoon. As the writer of a wildly popular blog (I only started it to better communicate with my employees at Manka Bros.) and the fact that I am a major figure in the media world, I receive quite a few offers to endorse products. Most of them shit products like Coke or BMW. Frankly, …

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Sep
08

Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer Carol Bartz A Job

Good afternoon. I am back from my house in the Seychelles and ready to go.  I trust everyone had a good July and August (with the exception of my great friend Rupert Murdoch) and I pray Manka Bros. can finish strong to help save this cesspool of a year. (If anyone asks me about my …

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