JESUS CHRIST!
Who the fuck do you have to blow or bribe in the Hollywood Foreign Press Association to getting a stupid Golden Globe nomination?!
These nominations are abominations.
“Birdman” – seriously?
“The Imitation Game”?
What the hell is a Benedict Cumberbatch! Is that a Charles Dickens book?
Did any of the chain-smoking corrupt pieces of shit see the Manka Bros. film “Flaccid Trip“?
Obviously not or it would have been nominated.
It’s six times better than “Boyhood” – sorry we didn’t “advertise” as much IFC.
Here’s a clip to remind you what a truly great film looks like:
I should have sent the screener of the film over with a prostitute, a case of Slivovitz and a few cartons of Camel Turkish Gold cigarettes.
Oh God.
I think the heads of the major studios need to get together to somehow end this constant charade of worthless award shows.
Again, the Hollywood Foreign Press can F themselves. Right in the A.
Really, HFPA, you couldn’t find ONE Manka Bros. movie or TV show to nominate this year?
Did you see the Manka Bros. Films slate or the Manka Highbrow slate?
Did you see “Severed Fingers” on MBS? Here’s a freakin’ clip!
See you at the Emmys! Oh, sorry, I’m sure they wouldn’t let you into a legitimate award show.
I’m done.
Just remember this, no matter how many times you nominate Jennifer Aniston, she’s never going to “party with you.”
Khan Manka, Jr. – Chairman & CEO – Manka Bros. Studios – The World’s Largest Media Company
P.S. – Manka Bros. is planning to produce 157 movies based on classic MC Comics characters over the next 35 years – and none of them will be submitted for Golden Globe consideration!
Sorry Khan. I suppose there is always next year. Though I could have told you that for the past 50 years and it wouldn’t have been true. Maybe you should jump off something high instead.
Everyone in Hollywood knows the Globes are a joke. They’re picked by 70 has-been/never-were foreign “journalist” who can’t even hold down a full-time writing jobs and mostly write for supermarket throwaway and free newspapers. The only reason the movie and TV biz pays any attention to the Globes is because they flog the nominations in ads to the unsuspecting public. The HFPA is easily bribed for their votes, like the recent scandal where one studio gave them free wristwatches to lure their votes.
H – you are wise.
I refuse to let Hollywood tell me what a good film is. All of these awards are a waste of time.
I was directed to this page from a news story about the Globes. At first I was like WTF? But now I see that you’re genius … whoever you are.
THAT is what I’m talking about. Fantastic Khan. Lesson – don’t take anymore bullshit.
Who do you feel got snubbed?
Sir, you are lucky for not working in Germany. They wouldn’t even know your name.
Keep up with the good work.
God bless.
Hans
“Severed Fingers” sux! A YouTube movie made by 20 somethethings with nothing to do other than do some bad, really bad, acting(?)
They wouldn’t even rate a Razzie Award!
i came across this post by accident searching for info on the HFPA. Is this a serious (or even semi-serious) post?
The clip you shared for Flaccid Trip, poor camera work, lighting, acting, editing, etc…. i’m sorry but it feels more like a youtuber skit than a feature film. I wasn’t able to finish watching the clip. Needless to say I didn’t watch the second clip you shared. Suggesting that these films are better than, let alone in the same league as Birdman and Imitation Game is ludicrous. Instead your post comes across that you don’t truly know how to make a good movie or even recognize what a good movie might be. if i misinterpreted your post and you meant this to ironic, pls accept my apologies.