Category Archive: Barry Diller

Oct
10

I Am Not Giving Up The Jet

Good morning. At Manka Bros. Studios, we have a suggestion box placed near the Fountain of Wisdom next to the 12-foot statue of my uncle – the great Khan Manka, Sr. Normally, I don’t pay too much attention to the suggestions as they are mostly about the small portions served at the cafeteria; why isn’t gym …

Continue reading »

Permanent link to this article: http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2014/10/10/i-am-not-giving-up-the-jet/

Sep
25

Manka Bros. Announces Huge Joint Venture In China

Good afternoon. I have very exciting news. Manka Bros. has entered into an exclusive agreement with The Happy China Magic Film Co. to produce and distribute up to 100 MOVIES over the next 5 YEARS. This deal is worth up to $2 BILLION and puts Manka Bros. at the top of the entertainment pyramid in China. (Our previous deal with Mao …

Continue reading »

Permanent link to this article: http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2014/09/25/manka-bros-announces-huge-joint-venture-in-china/

Jul
10

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 – Improv Night

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 Day 1: The End Of Cynicism Day 2: Pivot Day 3: Improv Night You know what? F these young tech dorks! The great John Grisham once wrote there is a “Time To Kill” (or Jesus said it in the Bible – I don’t know)… but last night was almost …

Continue reading »

Permanent link to this article: http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2014/07/10/herb-allens-sun-valley-conference-2014-day-3-improv-night/

Jul
09

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 – Day 2 – Pivot

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 Day 1: The End Of Cynicism Day 2: Pivot Day 3: Improv Night I hate buzz words. I don’t use them. I make fun of those that use them. I didn’t go to business school so I didn’t learn how to speak cliches in meetings. I went to …

Continue reading »

Permanent link to this article: http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2014/07/09/herb-allens-sun-valley-conference-2014-day-2-pivot/

Jul
08

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 – Day 1 – The End of Cynicism

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2014 Day 1: The End of Cynicism Day 2: Pivot Day 3: Improv Night Well, fuck, it’s that time of year again. I contemplated not going at all to the Herb Allen’s Sun Valley snorefest, but decided it was in my company’s best interest… ah, fuck that, I just …

Continue reading »

Permanent link to this article: http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2014/07/08/herb-allens-sun-valley-conference-2014-day-1-the-end-of-cynicism/

Permanent link to this article: http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2014/05/29/manka-bros-would-like-to-offer-kevin-reilly-a-job/

May
06

Manka Bros. Would Like To Hire Lara Logan

Good afternoon. It was brought to my attention that CBS news correspondent Lara Logan is getting some backlash for her 60 Minutes report on Benghazi. In fact, I have heard that she may not be allowed to return to CBS News. If that were to happen, Manka Bros. would like to hire her to run …

Continue reading »

Permanent link to this article: http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2014/05/06/manka-bros-would-like-to-hire-lara-logan/

Feb
06

My Sochi Hotel Room Is Horrible!

I have filed an official complaint with the Russian government. Pootie-Poot has pissed off the wrong guy! You don’t treat people like this – especially important people. My room: The sheets, the wallpaper, everything about this place is uninhabitable. The bathroom: My God, these colors. The floor is not even heated and it gets pretty …

Continue reading »

Permanent link to this article: http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2014/02/06/my-sochi-hotel-room-is-horrible/

Permanent link to this article: http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2014/01/15/manka-bros-to-bypass-the-development-process/

Permanent link to this article: http://mankabros.com/blogs/chairman/2013/10/25/old-media-fights-back/

Older posts «