Category Archive: Disney

Mar
12

Profits Up – Time For Cuts

Good morning. As many of you know, Manka Bros. had an excellent 2013 (mainly from the asbestos lawsuit payout from the state [yeah, baby!] and increased attendance at our Manka Fun Parks due to the new Animaltered Attractions in Des Moines and Halifax). Because of our good fortune and superior senior management (with the exception …

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Jan
17

Sundance: Manka Bros. Acquires ‘Scoiattolo che mangia arancio’

Hello from Maui! I’m feeling much better and have recovered from the outrageous snub from the Motion Picture Academy – yet still, fuck the Academy Awards. But life in Hollywood must continue. As many of you have read, Manka Bros. has stopped going to the Sundance Film Festival because certain executives in the past chose to …

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Jan
16

F The Academy Awards

Another year – another snub. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences can F itself. The same goes for the Hollywood Foreign Press Association… And while I’m at it, The Producer’s Guild can suck it… … and any other suck ass group of idiots who wouldn’t know a quality movie if it bit them in the …

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Dec
12

Again, The Hollywood Foreign Press Association Can F Themselves

What a ridiculous list of nominations! Another farce. Another embarrassment. It must be the Golden Globes! And the Hollywood Foreign Press can F themselves. Right in the A. Really, HFPA, you couldn’t find ONE Manka Bros. movie or TV show to nominate this year? Did you see the Manka Bros. Films slate or the Manka …

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Nov
22

The Manka Bros. Iconic Ox Logo Is Back!

Good afternoon. After an exhaustive design competition – and millions of dollars spent – Manka Bros., in our search for a new exciting logo for the 21st century has decided to revert to the past in order to push forward into the future. THE ICONIC MANKA OX LOGO – designed by my uncle – the …

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