Manka Bros. Will No Longer Hire Anyone Over 30

Good morning. As of today, Manka Bros. will no longer hire anyone who is 30 or over. Over the past year or so, I have come to realize it would be a strategic blunder for myself and the Manka Bros. shareholders to produce any new…

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I Am Not Giving Up The Jet

Good morning. At Manka Bros. Studios, we have a suggestion box placed near the Fountain of Wisdom next to the 12-foot statue of my uncle – the great Khan Manka, Sr. Normally, I don’t pay too much attention to the suggestions as they are mostly…

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Manka Bros Would Like To Offer Nikki Finke A Job

Good morning from my house in the Seychelles. A few of us are having a great night drinking schnapps and eating crab. I won’t name names for security reasons but their initials are DM, RM, BD, JB, CC – you figure it out. I just…

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Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer Ross Levinsohn A Job

Hello from the Seychelles! I was interrupted during my morning para-scuba excursion with the news that Ross Levinsohn is leaving Yahoo!   Is Yahoo! really that stupid? Every month it’s a new high level executive on the market. Who needs headhunters when you have ex-Yahoo!…