Category Archive: Speeches

Jan
27

The One Percent Are More Like Jesus

In deference to my acquaintance Thomas Perkins [see left] (I won’t call him a friend – which at this point would be like calling Stalin your “squash partner”), I must disagree with his claim that the richest 1% in the world is basically being treated by the lowest 99% like the Jews were treated by the …

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Mar
12

A Waste Of Time – SXSW Keynote Address – Khan Manka, Jr.

[The following is an unedited transcript of the keynote address to the SXSW Festival by Manka Bros. Chairman & CEO Khan Manka, Jr.] March 12, 2013 – Austin Convention Center – Ballroom G [Khan Manka, Jr. approaches a podium...] Khan Manka, Jr.: Uh… Dave Grohl was supposed to introduce me – calm down, you idiots… Dave …

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Oct
09

Manka Bros. Would Like To Offer Jack Welch A Job

[The following is a transcribed phone conversation that Khan Manka, Jr. wanted posted on his Chairman's Blog. Per his request, this is unedited - so I apologize for any unseemly language.] Hello from Cannes! Earlier today, I gave the keynote address at MIPCOM and now I am sitting here at the Hotel Carlton bar with …

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Oct
09

MIPCOM 2012 – Khan Manka, Jr. Keynote Address

[The following is a transcript of Khan Manka, Jr.'s keynote address at MIPCOM 2012.  A disclaimer: Mr. Manka arrived late and was unable to have his speech entered into the TelePrompTer so his prepared remarks were not given.] MIPCOM 2012 – KHAN MANKA, JR. KEYNOTE ADDRESS “Rock You Like A Hurricane” plays as Khan Manka, Jr. …

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Jan
25

Davos World Economic Forum – 2012 – Khan Manka, Jr. Keynote Address

[Manka Bros. Studios Chairman & CEO Khan Manka, Jr. gave a keynote address today at the Davos World Economic Forum.  He wanted me to post a transcript of his speech which I made watching a video feed.  It is posted, unedited, below. -- Vicky Adler-Modry - Senior Executive Assistant to Khan Manka, Jr.] KHAN MANKA, JR. ADDRESSES THE DAVOS, SWITZERLAND …

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Jul
07

Khan Manka, Jr. Speech – Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference 2011 – Day 3

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – 2011 Day 1 — Day 2 — Day 2.5 – Day 3 [The following is a transcript of the speech Khan Manka, Jr. gave at Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference today.  It has been transcribed from an audio recording made by Mr. Manka.  Herb Allen is heard first introducing …

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Jul
05

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference – Day 1

Herb Allen’s Sun Valley Conference 2011 Day 1 — Day 2 – Day 2.5 – Day 3 DAY 1 – TUESDAY AFTERNOON UPDATE: My plane landed safely at Friedman Airport.  I was picked up on the tarmac by a self-driving Google car.  This scared the shit out of me, especially when I sat in the …

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Jun
09

Bilderberg Conference – Khan Manka, Jr. Keynote Address

[The following is a transcript of Khan Manka, Jr.'s keynote address to the 2011 Bilderberg Conference in St. Moritz, Switzerland.  Mr. Manka insisted a word-for-word translation be put up on the blog.  While physical and legal threats against our lives and livelihoods have been made, we will do as Mr. Manka has asked. His speech …

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Jan
06

The Future Is Last Year – CES 2011 Keynote – Khan Manka, Jr.

Good morning. First off, to all of my friends who are badly hungover this morning – I’m told the Circus Circus Buffet will clean out your system pretty well. And to all my friends who are still drunk from last night [there are some claps and hoots from the audience] – well done – but …

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