Good morning. Normally I don’t use this space to write about politics (except when Newt Gingrich was a front runner and I felt if he became President America would be seriously f-cked), but now that it’s a two man race (Obama vs. Romney), I thought…
Good afternoon. So the current polls have something called “Newt Gingrich” leading the Republican field by over 10 percentage points. To quote my daughter: “This is some seriously fucked up shit.” First of all, there needs to be a Constitutional Amendment drawn up immediately that…
Before I get started, I just want say that I am not a geek. I am not a freak. I am not a dork. So why am I here today? I’m here because you geeks, freaks and dorks help keep me in private planes and…
About a week ago, I gave the Commencement Address at my old high school – Beverly Hills High. I wasn’t going to mention this because it didn’t really go as I had planned – but since the assholes at TMZ posted excerpts without my permission,…
Good afternoon from Yas Island – Abu Dhabi U.A.E. I am dictating this blog from a mud bath in the giant purple Yas Hotel Spa Resort. Thanks to Stefania Bianchi and Nour Malas from the Wall Street Journal for taking this down and getting it…
Last night, I received a somewhat desperate call from Harvey Weinstein. He said he wanted to take me out to dinner and discuss something that could be incredibly beneficial to both our companies. I could tell this was going to be a disastrous meeting. Since…