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We Be Trippin’… For J.C.!

Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Grace Note Records, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Saddleback Church, Southeast Christian Church, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community ChurchThis is Corey and Jennifer from ‘Tween Jesus ‘n Me!

We are really upset right now about some of the most popular songs being played on the radio.  They do NOT make us want to LOL.

We don’t know what country this Katy Perry person is from, but if she thinks she can corrupt the minds of today’s American kids, she’s sadly mistaken.

Apparently, she had a few alcohol drinks, got all confused, “kissed a girl” and she “liked” it.

See Miss Perry, this is what happens when you drink Satan’s bad girl juice.  Girl on girl action is just plain wrong (see The Gospel Of Matthew).

Something cannot feel wrong and right AT THE SAME TIME “Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent”?

Think again, missy.

The only thing innocent is our love for the Lord and Savior.  It’s Jesus’ cherry chapstick you should be tasting.

Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Grace Note Records, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Saddleback Church, Southeast Christian Church, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community ChurchWe’d also like to call out someone named “Lil’ Wayne”.

How DARE he mention “The Almighty Power”, then two lines later use the MF word!  He then proceeds to use the “sh” word, the “bs” word, the “f” word for homos, the “b” word (not a female dog), and Dennis Rodman.

He refers to white people as “crackers”, mentions “coke” and talks about “loose bowels”.

Then after all this blasphemy, he has the nerve to say “And the Bible told us every girl was sour”!!

Well, we don’t know what bridge he’s “pussy poppin” on, but we’ll be damned if we’re gonna be “ill” like “L’ll”.

We’re gonna call our local Wisconsin radio station RIGHT now and demand they pull these songs from their playlist!

With Deep and Abiding Reverence and Abstinence,

Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Grace Note Records, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Saddleback Church, Southeast Christian Church, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community ChurchBill Hybels, Bob Coy, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Grace Note Records, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Saddleback Church, Southeast Christian Church, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community ChurchCorey and Jennifer

  • Jesus Christ says:

    Will you guys shut the fuck up already? I’m trying to sleep up here!

    January 6, 2012 at 9:50 pm
  • Yeah yeah yeah says:

    TJNM is the best! You guys are sooooo awesome. Hell to the yeah. Fuck tha police!

    January 7, 2012 at 10:19 pm
  • weldon says:

    um…im 15 and heres my opinion on this. you kids are both gonna grow up to be gay. to the little boy, whatever your name is, you are most certianly gay already. and that girls gonna be hookin if her parents keep forcin em to do this…

    January 9, 2012 at 7:32 pm
  • Jesus Christ's brother Sidney says:

    Katy Perry is very Christian. And very naked in that picture. i think it’s a great combination.

    January 9, 2012 at 8:49 pm
  • Diego Bermejo says:

    Hail Satan <3

    January 9, 2012 at 11:24 pm
  • Poe's Law is in effect here. says:

    Little girl, read 1 Timothy 2:11 and shut the hell up.

    January 11, 2012 at 3:53 am
  • G Manka says:

    There is nothing funny about those responses on this blog. This website is Blasphemy.

    January 22, 2012 at 7:40 am
  • a curious athiest says:

    ummm ok… you said katy perry needs to taste the lord cherry chapstick…well if we are all “gods children” wouldnt that be incest? oh yeah, the bible doesnt frown upon that.

    January 24, 2012 at 2:19 am
  • Realist says:

    Can we just get pass the fact that God is 847% not real.

    May 15, 2012 at 12:56 pm
  • stuartsometimes says:

    “We don’t know what country this Katy Perry person is from”

    am I the only one hearing racist undertones

    July 11, 2012 at 10:51 pm
  • A says:

    Please tell me this is a joke? Because I sure am LOLing.

    July 19, 2012 at 4:54 pm
  • Satan says:

    hey im just checkin in :-) *does an ollie and skates silently into the distance*

    August 7, 2012 at 11:30 pm
  • Who do you think you are? says:

    Isn’t God the only one that is supposed to judge people? This page, as well as your music, is overflowing with judgments YOU have passed on others, be it for what they have said or what they think… just thought I would point that out

    October 24, 2012 at 9:34 am
  • Somonar says:

    i love this. this is pure comedy gold. can whoever wrote this contact me asap. i want to make some money on comedy club tours.

    February 14, 2013 at 9:41 am

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