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The Color of Jesus

Good morning.

There has been quite a bit of debate lately (thanks to the amazing Megyn Kelly at Fox News) about the color of Jesus.

Researchers at Manka Faith have solved this problem. Based on carbon dating from 30 A.D., it has been determined that the color of Jesus is this (and for you graphic designers), here is the code:

F9FFD1 (seen below)

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Category: Jesus, New Testament
  • Graphic Bob says:

    Thanks. My boss needed a presentation on the color of Jesus – now I have the color. Thanks God’s Intern – I mean Steve.

    December 12, 2013 at 10:52 pm
  • B2ThaO says:

    Megan is awesome. End of story. Shut the fuck up.

    December 13, 2013 at 12:05 am
    • Jas says:

      Quite a cogent argument might I add.

      December 13, 2013 at 6:23 am
    • SantasBaby says:

      LOL. Couldn’t even spell her name. Figures.

      December 13, 2013 at 1:22 pm
      • mlk says:

        She spells her name in a fancy black-girl way.

        December 14, 2013 at 10:05 am
    • dolores schiller says:

      *megyn

      December 13, 2013 at 6:04 pm
  • Lanni says:

    Megyn is a pawn in the game of chess that is cable news. She’s only on because she’s pretty, looks younger than she is, and the network/conservative machine needs a boost in the 25-40 demographic. shes been touted as brilliant so people will think shes credible, not because she actually is.

    December 13, 2013 at 7:12 am
  • Ayalah says:

    She just meant that he wasn’t “black”/African/Negro. Clearly he wasn’t the blond-haired, blue-eyed weirdo that we have seen forever here in the USA>

    December 13, 2013 at 8:20 am
    • Stephen says:

      She just meant that he wasn’t “black”/African/Negro
      “She just meant”
      Clearly she could have JUST Meant that he was not white either. But hey if he weren’t and he wasn’t that would put her type in bad position with all their anti black and brown rhetoric all the time.

      December 13, 2013 at 8:53 am
  • fitley says:

    Billies don’t care what color Jesus is when they’re rubbing one out to Megyn.

    December 13, 2013 at 9:08 am
  • nan says:

    It seems like sampling a picture where he’s actively glowing in divine radiance is going to tilt the colour wheel a little? Was he the same colour pre-resurrection?

    December 13, 2013 at 10:00 am
    • God's Intern says:

      Hmm – that’s a fair point.

      December 13, 2013 at 11:09 am
  • Bleeker says:

    Yes! They’ve also determined he speaks with a heavy Southern accent – their guess, based on all probabilities, is southern South Carolina or the northern parts of Georgia. Historians used to think it was Aramaic, but due to improving technological capabilities, they found out it was just a folksy Southern accent.

    December 13, 2013 at 11:07 am
  • Murley79 says:

    Jesus was yella?

    December 13, 2013 at 11:27 am
  • curtisp says:

    Excuse me while I point out the obvious…Jesus is wearing too much blusher that is not a warm shade. That blusher is for a summer colored person. Jesus is clearly a spring. Also his blusher is too low on his face making his check bones look low and flat. Regardless of his “correct” color, Jesus clearly needs a makeover.

    December 13, 2013 at 11:33 am
  • Father Barry says:

    So, based upon that particular hue, Jesus’ skin tone was more Asian looking than anything, Which Is Still NOT White.

    December 13, 2013 at 3:14 pm
  • Between 2 Worlds says:

    Very well played.

    December 13, 2013 at 3:15 pm
  • Lucas Foxx says:

    Ha! “Carbon dating.” More like 453830 or F2AA2E.

    December 13, 2013 at 3:16 pm
  • Hanz n Franz says:

    I like where the eyedropper tool was to gather this data. Hilarious.

    December 13, 2013 at 3:20 pm
  • Areid says:

    Wow. That’s a weird color! It’s so pale and yellow. I’m scots-irish and it’s paler than me. And if I saw someone walking around with such a yellow tinge, I’d think they’d be in liver failure. Boy, are they ever off.

    December 13, 2013 at 3:20 pm
  • Peaceful Revolutionary says:

    And I’m wearing the official color of Megyn Kelly (for graphic designers) – GREEN

    December 13, 2013 at 3:21 pm
  • Expatpatriot says:

    Looks like pus.

    December 13, 2013 at 3:21 pm
  • Bob says:

    So you all think Jesus has Hepatitis?

    December 13, 2013 at 7:40 pm
  • Peaceful REvolutionary says:

    My research has absolute proof that the color of Megyn Kelly is color code #00FF00 or Grinch Green seen here……
    https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/p480x480/1464658_10151784467327019_731853145_n.jpg

    December 13, 2013 at 7:40 pm
  • Mike says:

    This was already a good comment, ie, Jesus was probably pasty, but including the PMS code was sublime. Thanks.

    December 13, 2013 at 10:43 pm
  • Doug says:

    I always thought a pale pink.

    December 14, 2013 at 9:41 am
  • Dave says:

    The real saint nick

    December 14, 2013 at 11:44 am
  • Faith In America says:

    What kind of idiot would believe that radiocarbon dating can determine skin color? You will believe anything you read on the internet. How about learning about radiocarbon dating so that you can see how stupid their claim is?

    December 14, 2013 at 5:47 pm
  • angeleyez says:

    I was close with an pinkish alabaster

    December 15, 2013 at 8:02 am
  • johnny_2 says:

    This post of yours is satire, right? Because if you’re serious I’ll like to know if the color code YOUR so called “researchers” determined was Jesus’ means that he was the same color allover.. everywhere on his body? Were his armpit the same color code… his belly too… what about his face? Was he the same color in winter, summer and fall? Was Jesus able to get a tan after strolling around the sunny hills of the Palestine of his day or was this Jesus your “researchers” look at forever stuck on F9FFD1?
    Seriously what kind of moron gives a rat’s patootee what color Jesus may or may not have been? It’s not as if ever said “Bless are they who’s color coded F9FFD1 for theirs is the kingdom of God!

    Clowns.

    December 15, 2013 at 8:30 pm
  • Ali DM says:

    Jesus was pastel yellow??

    December 15, 2013 at 8:38 pm

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