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AMC Networks Had An IPO Today…

… and Wall Street shrugged. Zynga announces a $1 billion IPO and every freakin’ investment bank in New York is clambering to get in on it. These are the very same banks that were recently slobbering all over LinkedIn and would most likely kill anyone…

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LinkedIn Acquired By Monster.com For $37,242

The year is 2014. The people of the world have abandoned social networking after going out on too many creepy dates. LinkedIn, once a Wall Street darling, was acquired today by Monster.com for $37,242 – basically the value of the copper wire in the walls…