… castle askill, enshrouded by darkness for days now, wept 1000 oceans… da story o’ me journey to da Big App needs a tellin, so dat i may find closure… … dateline 7 april… was surrounded by harem o’ hot Thai models when Bono rung…
… alone in an abandoned dingy on inishkeel… turned out, it tweren’t abandoned, Portnoo beach dweller name o Ailbhe called it home… … gentle wizened soul, let me stay da noight, promised not to eat me… also agreed to run me out to Inishkeel da next day,…
… day two o’me journey to enlightenment… … landed in infamous Coxtown, tole Donal ta find a humble retreat wit dirt floors n stone walls, so he booked us at five star Coxtown Manor… da boys wreaked havoc in manor bar, vowin to live up to…