Monthly Archives: September 2011

Pension Fund Shot?

Retirement money dried up? Stop your bitching and do what me and Mrs. Aldrich do – EAT DOG FOOD.  And not that premium Alpo crap – I’m talking Chappie Original Dog Food Meal! Me and the Mrs. have been through tougher times than this.  … Continue reading

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Friday Nights Are Hell Around Here…

Friday nights are Hell around here and God knows I’ve never been too high on abortions – but if it meant I would get one peaceful Friday night, I would have aborted every one of THOSE DAMN KIDS in the third trimester with … Continue reading

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