Yearly Archives: 2014

Yemen Theme Park Is A Horrible Idea

As an independent contractor at Manka Bros. Studios (which claims to be the World’s Largest Media Company), I am shocked and disgusted at the plan to build a Manka Fun Park in Yemen. Here is the disturbing announcement: I have … Continue reading

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The Open Championship Is My Super Bowl!

Those damn kids on my block always seem to know when and how to junk up my day. I get up at 5:00 am every morning. I suck some oatmeal through a straw because my teeth can’t chew anymore. I do … Continue reading

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The Terrorist Games of the 22nd Olympiad

You know we’re living in a crazy fucked up world when a victory for Russia is that no one gets killed during the Sochi Olympic games. If terrorists do not strike, I can imagine Vladimir Putin shouting from the Caucasus … Continue reading

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Christie and McDonnell Nailed All The Seven Deadly Sins

This has been a terrible year for two popular Republican Governors… Chris Christie and Bob McDonnell. Both of their political lives are basically over… “allegedly” (I was told to say by the Manka Bros. lawyers). There were actually certain people who thought … Continue reading

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Chris Christie Needs To Give Up

If I ever saw man who was never going to be President of the United States it is Chris Christie. He just has no chance and should not take one more dollar from a person who wants to donate to … Continue reading

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