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I Once Ate A Man In Korea

I once ate a man in Korea.  I’d prefer not to go into details.  The Pentagon told us never to discuss it.  I obey my orders from the Pentagon unlike all these pussy generals that parade onto CNN and talk … Continue reading

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I Have A Goddamned Brown Spot The Size Of A Saucer On My Stomach

I have a goddamned brown spot the size of a saucer on my stomach.  I don’t know what the hell it is.  It doesn’t hurt.  It doesn’t affect my ability to empty my bodily waste into the colostomy bag.  But … Continue reading

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