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The Last Day I Was Happy

The last day I was happy was August 3rd, 1976.  Maybe down the line a piece I’ll tell you what happened on that day.  But not today.  I’m too sick and tired to talk about something happy. The Spartans have … Continue reading

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You Know You’re Getting Old When You Start Bleeding From The Ass

Don’t fret, idiots, that’s not the subject of my column today – as always, it’s THOSE DAMN KIDS! However, when I am bleeding from the ass (e.g., this morning), my hatred of those damn kids grows tenfold!  The picture of … Continue reading

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Things Aren’t As Funny As They Used To Be

  Here it is, another morning that I managed to wake up.  Jesus fucking Christ.  Oh, well… As I edge toward my 90s, things aren’t as funny as they used to be. It’s not as funny when Mrs. Aldrich falls … Continue reading

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