Tag Archives: Vietnam War

When John Glenn Circled The Earth

There’s not a man outside waiting to kill me if I step out of my house and there’s NOT a terrible flu virus killing off the old people of the world (Swine Flu is for pussies!). The only problem, as I see it … Continue reading

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Pension Fund Shot?

Retirement money dried up? Stop your bitching and do what me and Mrs. Aldrich do – EAT DOG FOOD.  And not that premium Alpo crap – I’m talking Chappie Original Dog Food Meal! Me and the Mrs. have been through tougher times than this.  … Continue reading

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I Was A Teenager In The Great Depression

… My father was unemployed. We had very little food. We never bathed. I didn’t go to school very often. But I was a teenager so I didn’t give a shit about any of that stuff. I just wanted to … Continue reading

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In 1944, I Was Ordered To Go To Spain

On this date, in 1944, I was ordered to go to Spain after five months of heavy fighting in eastern France. I counted 35 kills in my personal quest to get to the Rhine but my fuck-ass superior officer thought … Continue reading

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The VFW Hall Ain’t What It Used To Be

There are now more Goddamned documentary filmmakers in the VFW bar area than actual veterans. Asshole punk filmmakers with their zippo cameras who just learned there was a World War 2 and think that would “make a great movie”!; dickwad … Continue reading

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The Octogenarian Revolution Has Begun!

Mrs. Aldrich is absolutely sick of THOSE DAMN KIDS! It’s bad enough she has go to the doctor three times a week and take a bag full of pills each day just to have the strength to watch television, but … Continue reading

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Once You Hit Old Age…

Once you hit old age, doctors must replace some of your parts to keep you alive and shut down other parts that you don’t need all together. Having a colostomy bag is not fun and if I had the choice … Continue reading

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The Long-Haired Homosexuals From Cuddly Creatures Came By Yesterday

The long-haired homosexuals from Cuddly Creatures™ came by yesterday with some animals that we could pet for the afternoon.  The bleeding ass liberals started this program to comfort the lonely and old with an hour or two of furry love. … Continue reading

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The Last Day I Was Happy

The last day I was happy was August 3rd, 1976.  Maybe down the line a piece I’ll tell you what happened on that day.  But not today.  I’m too sick and tired to talk about something happy. The Spartans have … Continue reading

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Things Aren’t As Funny As They Used To Be

  Here it is, another morning that I managed to wake up.  Jesus fucking Christ.  Oh, well… As I edge toward my 90s, things aren’t as funny as they used to be. It’s not as funny when Mrs. Aldrich falls … Continue reading

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