So, the asshole Producers and Judges have eliminated Ashley Robles.
Is that the way you want to play?
Vidar is a benevolent God and will not bring any harm to you.
You’ve done the harm to yourselves by making such stupid mistakes.
YOU KEPT THAT ASSHOLE RICHIE LAW (who didn’t sing so great and will cause a lawsuit at some point this season) AND CUT ASHLEY ROBLES?!
AND… THERE ARE NO MORE BRITTANYS!
You started the competition with about 50 Brittanys and eliminated them all (even the last one – the Brittany Spears lookalike (Britnee Kellogg) – who was so upset after he elimination she didn’t even want to go home to her children).
Vidar is going to get over it. Vidar will find a new favorite. That Hallie Day is intriguing.
And last night wasn’t a total loss.
There was some satisfaction in seeing the crazy Angie Ziederman cut simply because she is a poser and not believable in her wild chick get up.
Also, seeing the fake crying (a true testament to how much they really liked her) of her team afterwards reminded Vidar of the North Koreans after Kim Song Il died.
So, overall, there wasn’t a need for Ragnarok (the end of the world). Surely there are enough decent contestants left to field an okay competition.
Vidar just needs a new favorite.
Ashley Robles was Vidar’s lock for the Top 5.
Ashley Robles will return next year and win the whole damn thing.
Or someone in the music industry will wise up, sign her and record her so she doesn’t have to go through a cattle call ever again. Or she’ll have another adorable child and call it a career.
Either way, it’s Vidar’s loss.
So good luck remaining 42… ugh… really? There are still 42?
Vidar is now going to drink a bottle of vodka (Vodka of the Gods from Trader Joe’s) and hope that upon waking there will only be 24 left…
…because enough is enough.
Vidar – The Norse God of Silence, Stealth & Revenge