Not a picture of the new Thor – just what I think he’ll look like

Thor wishes to be a woman.

And I’m okay with that… ODIN DAMNIT!

Many believe this was a silly comic book company decision – but I know as a real sibling to the actual Thor, this is something he has been thinking about for a LONG time.

Ever since he was a child.

We Norse Gods are not expected to be so tolerant or so “Californian” – but Vidar, the silent one, is stronger emotionally than most of my brothers and sisters (especially Heimdall!).

Granted, I am no longer an active God having married a human on Earth (a total she-bitch) which resulted in excommunication.

One day, I hope to be invited back into the fold now that my divorce is final.

Work is hard to come by.

I will attempt to resume my TV critic job when the new shows start in the fall. I’m really looking forward to “The Flash.” It’s such a fantasy. I know of no real God who could run that fast, even in Asgard.

I hope to hear from Thor after this is published so that he/she may find that I am a friend and brother/sister.

Being the “Silent God,” I have always been the quiet one (you just can’t get around that even though there have been times I’ve really wanted to shout what I was thinking.)

This is my burden.

I look forward to the day I can return to Asgard and my rightful place at the table in Valhalla.

Thor (I guess it’s still “Thor,” right?) if you’re ever out in the San Fernando Valley, you have a place to stay in Northridge. I have a blow up mattress that is surprisingly comfortable.

To my readers – follow me so that I may become successful at this just in case I am not allowed to be a God again.

Vidar – The Norse God of Silence, Stealth & Revenge