August 2007 Archives
Good afternoon,
Good news. As your President & COO Lloyd Grohl recently told Merrill Lynch, we have successfully solved the problem of old media vs. new media. We can now all get back to making television shows and movies.
Have a great day,
Khan Manka, Jr.
My god niece, the beautiful and sexy Maura Tierney, told me that there was a raunchy teen comedy called Superbad that made over $30 million at the box office.
Why the fuck don't we have a rauchy teen comedy coming out that will make over $30 million?! I don't want to want to sound unreasonable, but I want a raunchy teen comedy in production by the end of this week! I don't care if you call it "Little Johnny Handjob" - I want that movie in production! And it better be good and it better make over $30 million its first weekend.
Get to it - or I'll hire another Theatrical Group that can do the job right!
Khan Manka, Jr.
Chairman & CEO
About Khan Manka, Jr.
Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.
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