Ha ha ha - what I meant to say was...

Apparently the person who types up this blog for me and puts it out on the internet is an idiot who has been fired.  Not only do we love women of all shapes and sizes, we also love to put them in lead roles in our films and television shows.  To prove that, we are forming a new theatrical label and a direct-to-DVD business so that we may provide the proper amount of attention on this very important issue.

Our New Theatrical Label is called "Manka Bros. She-atrical" - a label made for women by women (except for a few men that will be involved in the development and greenlighting processes).

Our new direct-to-DVD business is "Manka Bros. She-V-D".  She-V-D is a very exciting new idea that will bring important female issues to the masses.  This won't be the standard fare chicks in prison stuff (unless that's what the story calls for).

All of the scripts made by Manka Bros. She-atrical and Manka Bros. She-V-D will be approved by Gloria Allred.  We appreciate her many phone calls and her persistence on this issue.  We've always wanted to do this sort of thing but she really got us moving faster.  Thanks Gloria.

Gloria Allred:  Thank you, Khan.  It will be a pleasure working with you.  I have the ordered the boycott against Manka Bros. to end.  You're off the hook... for now.

[laughter]

Khan Manka, Jr.:  You're a great, great woman. 

So, come on, Manka Bros. employees, let's get behind these new ventures and help to make women part of our future.

Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios