Lloyd Grohl Is Not Going To Disney...
To all Manka Bros. Employees:
Please disregard the stories in The Trades today. Lloyd Grohl is staying at Manka Bros. as President & COO and NOT going to Disney. This was a bullshit story from the beginning and I'm not sure how the rumor got started.
Regardless, we have renegotiated Lloyd's contract, basically doubling his salary and tripling his stock options to make him the highest paid studio executive in town! This is great news for everyone at Manka Bros.!
In addition to our recent layoffs and massive cutbacks, we have also had to terminate the remainder of our Food Service and Janitorial employees in order pay for Mr. Grohl's contract. What this means to everyone else is that you will either have to bring your own lunch or use our facilities to cook your own lunch (for a small fee).
You will also need to stock your own toilet paper in the bathrooms. If you think that stuff grows on trees, you may want to bring one of those trees with you to work.
Keep working. Things are looking up!
Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios
Please disregard the stories in The Trades today. Lloyd Grohl is staying at Manka Bros. as President & COO and NOT going to Disney. This was a bullshit story from the beginning and I'm not sure how the rumor got started.Regardless, we have renegotiated Lloyd's contract, basically doubling his salary and tripling his stock options to make him the highest paid studio executive in town! This is great news for everyone at Manka Bros.!
In addition to our recent layoffs and massive cutbacks, we have also had to terminate the remainder of our Food Service and Janitorial employees in order pay for Mr. Grohl's contract. What this means to everyone else is that you will either have to bring your own lunch or use our facilities to cook your own lunch (for a small fee).
You will also need to stock your own toilet paper in the bathrooms. If you think that stuff grows on trees, you may want to bring one of those trees with you to work.
Keep working. Things are looking up!
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About Khan Manka, Jr.
Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.
I find it hard to believe that Disney actually wanted Lloyd Grohl based on last year's performance.