MBS Announces Upcoming 2009/10 Television Schedule

Good morning.  MBS - one of the seven top broadcast networks in the country - today announced its 2009/2010 primetime network schedule [FULL PRESS RELEASE]. 

Due to cost-cutting measures, the upfront presentation to advertisers was held from network President Jay McBee's cubicle in the Manka Bros. Television Group Main Admin Building (Building 37).  There was an untrue rumor going around that this year's MBS upfronts were going to be held on the International Space Station.  That was a complete bullshit story concocted by Jay McBee.  He was reprimanded with a severe pay cut and an across the board diminishing of his power.

As for the 2009/2010 schedule, frankly, I don't get it.  To be honest, off the record, I think it's a horrible line-up without one clear-cut breakout show.  We certainly need Forensics to perform well considering that bonehead McBee gave the show an eight season pickup.  Idiot.

I wish everyone the best of luck in the fall.  If things don't work out, you may want to check with the other networks to see if they are currently hiring.

Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios