The World's Largest Media Company
Good morning. I just received word from our research department that, based on size, Manka Bros. Studios remains the World's Largest Media Company for the 23rd straight year even after a very disappointing 2Q 2009 earnings report (and party) in which our Theatrical Group didn't have one movie that worked; our Television Group didn't have one break-out show on MBS; our Music Group only had one release that received any attention (Seamus' He's Not Comin' Home); and our Publishing Group still can't seem to figure out how to do anything!
The
"world's largest" status is obviously not a result of our employees'
performance at their jobs - because you don't become number one by
sucking. No... it is only a result of my superb leadership during this
extremely difficult time. And I'm tired of carrying you people. It's
time to step it up!
If things don't improve going forward, I will not hesitate to institute another cost-cutting program that will not be as kind as the last one.
Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company
The
"world's largest" status is obviously not a result of our employees'
performance at their jobs - because you don't become number one by
sucking. No... it is only a result of my superb leadership during this
extremely difficult time. And I'm tired of carrying you people. It's
time to step it up! If things don't improve going forward, I will not hesitate to institute another cost-cutting program that will not be as kind as the last one.
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About Khan Manka, Jr.
Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.
Thank God. What's more disturbing to me is that Disney is now bigger than Time Warner.
That's good news, I suppose, Khan. Size may not really matter in media much more. You may want to downsize.