Manka Bros. Corporate Offsite
Good morning. I have returned from my keynote speech in Davos with a new sense of optimism about our business. After the global success of Avatar and the record-breaking television ratings of the Super Bowl, Old Media is back and we must quickly capture this lightning in a bottle before the New Media geeks take it away from us again.
So... with the recent layoffs and terrible financial news that our company endured last year, it is more important than ever for us to get our ducks in a row. That said, I am arranging a senior management offsite in about a month to determine where we will go from here.
I have narrowed our offsite location choice down to either Bali or the The Maldives.
Please vote on your preference via email or leave a blog comment. I'll make the final decision in the next few days.
Now, more than ever, we need to commit our resources smartly in order to prosper in this very difficult economic environment.
Also, congratulations to Lloyd Grohl, he was the winner of the Manka Bros. Super Bowl pool. Please drop by my office for your $15,250 winnings. Asshole.
Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios
So... with the recent layoffs and terrible financial news that our company endured last year, it is more important than ever for us to get our ducks in a row. That said, I am arranging a senior management offsite in about a month to determine where we will go from here.
I have narrowed our offsite location choice down to either Bali or the The Maldives. Please vote on your preference via email or leave a blog comment. I'll make the final decision in the next few days.
Now, more than ever, we need to commit our resources smartly in order to prosper in this very difficult economic environment.
Also, congratulations to Lloyd Grohl, he was the winner of the Manka Bros. Super Bowl pool. Please drop by my office for your $15,250 winnings. Asshole.
Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios
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About Khan Manka, Jr.
Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.
Isn't The Maldives sinking? I would go there before it sinks into the ocean.
Didn't you go on one of these last year? This blog seems very familiar to me. Regardless, I would choose Bali.
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