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Manka Bros. To Launch Facebook Killer in 2011 - Khan Manka, Jr. - The Chairman's Blog

Manka Bros. To Launch Facebook Killer in 2011

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Good morning.  Today is a very exciting day (much more exciting than that stupid Apple iTunes/Beatles thing).

Today, I announce that Facebook's reign over the world's brains is coming to an end!
  • No longer will 50 year olds spend hours every day buying little pigs for their digital farms.
  • No longer will last night's drunken photos greet you first thing in the morning (posted by the designated driver who didn't have a drop).
  • No longer will brain cells be lost because instead of actually reading books you only post a Status Update of the books you claim to be reading.
No, World, Manka Bros. is your only Friend now - because in 2011, CALIGULA IS COMING TO SAVE YOU FROM THE SOUL SUCKAGE THAT IS FACEBOOK!

Unfortunately, this morning I can only share with you the proposed logo (see image) and the promise that, yes, indeed, Caligula will kill Facebook.  How?  Through superior engineering, an unmatched global marketing infrastructure and a deep pocketed parent company that isn't afraid to lose a few Billion to win this fight!

While I can't give out any details of this exciting new platform, I can assure you that Caligula is already six times better than Facebook and it hasn't even launched.  When it does launch (2011), it will be over ten times better

Mankaneers around the world have been working around the clock for years preparing for this war.

The ultimate battle for your free time will be joined in 2011.  Won't you join us?

khan_jr1_small.jpgKhan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company

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dkla said:


Molly Glover said:

I hope that's a working title. I'm for anything that knocks out Facebook.

Fred Thomas Fred said:

Finally someone with the balls to bring them down. Just let me know in advance when you're going to kill them off, I want to get all my pictures off of FB.

Michael Walker said:

You obviously have no idea what you are talking about. WTF is superior engineering, global infrastructure and a few billion dollars?

Do you think money and bullshit build social communities? Of course you do!

Please stop being an idiot and go sip some champagne on your yacht. You belong no where near the internet.

I am sorry sir, but you will fail if you are building yet another "walled-garden with a difference".

You forgot the most important part of any social network is not infrastructure. It is people.

If you are essentially building spyware, you will fail.

Distributed social networking with no middlemen is the future. If you are serious about building a better Facebook, get in touch as we have the technology and in 2011 we are taking it to the people with Communicado, a free and 100% distributed alternative.

Oh and we are a not-for-profit and we give our technology away for free, so what are you waiting for?

Fitzwilly said:

I can't wait! I suck at FarmVille.

Ahad Bokhari said:

AMEN! Yes, the iTunes thing was so so booorrringg. I'll join, please send me an invite or more information when the time is appropriate.

I still feel FB will be around for another 5 years, perhaps more so you have all the time in the world to create the hype and get promoted on TechCrunch, haha! /joke I'm sure a few billion will get you much further than that.

@Richard I agree with you about "people"....

Caligula does roll off the tongue, and I'm sure you have done your research about the Roman Emperor. BTW some sources do refer to him negatively as perverse and cruel and ultimately he was assassinated for conspiracy..

Still I am drawn to the name...

Mark said:

So an unlaunched social network is 6 x Facebook while a launched one is 10 x Facebook. If you think your social network is only going to get 2X better after launching and actually having USERS, you're in for a big surprise about what makes a good social network...

Richard the Nameless said:

Yesterday, I picked up a stone from the roadside. It was TWO HUNDRED TIMES better than Facebook. Because it was real.

aden said:

Ok first off look at the CEO of the company. Does he know what the youth of our country wants or even what the internet is. NO. Zuckerberg came up with a more user friend social network that will be around for a long time. Manka your ambition is admirable but i am willing to wager that you will never ever hit 500 million users. Good luck on your dreams of grandure and your billions of dollars your willing to waste. If you had that kind of money to begin with why didnt you just buy face book before google did?????? It probably because your full of garbage. How long have you been working out the code for your site a year or so, well Zucky had a working live version of his site avalible to harvard students with-in 2 weeks of writting his code.... You know you've made it when companies like this promote there site as "facebook killer"

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Khan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. StudiosKhan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.

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