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Manka Bros. Rejects Yahoo! Offer - Khan Manka, Jr. - The Chairman's Blog

Manka Bros. Rejects Yahoo! Offer

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Good morning,

jerry_yang.jpgI just wanted all the Manka Bros. employees around the world to know that last night I officially rejected an offer from Yahoo! in which we would have basically taken over their search business in exchange for a piece of our upcoming Broadway musical Rampage Of The StegosaurJerry Yang called me late last night after my massage and pretty much begged me to take it off his hands and added 'please don't make me sign a deal with those mother fuckers at Microsoft'

I told him to stop acting like a little bitch baby and do the stupid Microsoft deal.  He then started to cry - really hard - sobbing and sniffling.  It was a pathetic display by a very weak man.  It was all very similar to the way King Abdullah of Jordan acted when I wouldn't do business with him

After he calmed down a bit, I gently told him that we just couldn't part with any piece of Rampage Of The Stegosaur.  It is going to be an enormous hit and we're keeping 100% of the profits on that one, thank you very much.  Plus, I said, Yahoo! is a - how should I put this - confused company at the moment and lacking the razor sharp focus that it had when my friends Terry Semel and Jeff Weiner were there.  That really sent him over the edge.  More sobbing, threats of suicide, etc. 

At this point it was 2:00 in the morning and I really wanted to get off the phone because that Time-Life 1970s Soft Rock infomercial hosted by Air Supply was just starting and I always wanted to see it.

So I told Jerry Yang to leave me alone and hung up.  We'll have to see how it all pans out for his company - but it doesn't look good.

khan_jr1_small.jpgKhan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company


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4 Comments

Ethan Rubidoux said:

Good morning, sir, that's a pretty wild night you had there. I'm glad we decided to retain complete ownership of Rampage. It's going to be an amazing global phenomenon.

Yahoo is old news.

Ethan Rubidoux, President, Manka Bros. Consumer Products, Theme Parks, Broadway Manka, Manka Sports and Manka Bros. Digital Distribution

Lloyd Grohl said:

you should have called me before telling him no.

Johnny H said:

I still think Yahoo and AOL will end up in some sort of deal. I know nothing about Manka Bros. That one just came out of nowhere to me.

John Perry said:

Good riddance, Yahoo. Manka has bigger fish to fry. Like our MBS 2008-2009 fall schedule which was announced today...

http://www.mankabros.com/corporate/press_news/mbs_2008_09_fall_schedule_a.htm

John Perry
Vice President, MBS Comedy Development

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About Khan Manka, Jr.
Khan Manka, Jr.Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.



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