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Manka Bros. Charity Wiped Out By Bernie Madoff - Khan Manka, Jr. - The Chairman's Blog

Manka Bros. Charity Wiped Out By Bernie Madoff

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bernie_madoff.jpgGood morning.  I have received information from my lawyer Bert Fields and my accountants at PricewaterhouseCoopers that the Khan Manka, Jr. Charitable Trust (which contributes millions to various worthwhile causes including the MankaWish Foundation) has been wiped out completely by that scumbag Bernie Madoff.  This is another stunning event in an unbelievably horrible year.  I'm still trying to piece together how it could have happened.

Bernie Madoff was just so goddamned charming when I met him at a dinner for Steven Spielberg's Charitable Trust that I just wrote him a check for the entire amount of my charitable trust right on the spot.  I suppose someone in my organization (HELLO DAVID CHANG!) should have vetted this asshole - but it's too late now.  Everyone who met this guy was completely fooled. 

Once, at a cocktail party for Mort Zuckerman's Charitable Trust, Madoff told me that I was the best dressed media mogul he had ever seen!  Again, I absolutely melted and gave him all the cash in my wallet and told him to do whatever he wanted to with it.

I even had him baby sit my daughter Connie when she was a baby.  He often fed my cats (Sasha and Khan, Jr. Jr.)  while I was away on business.  I just trusted him more than I trusted myself. 

He even had the balls to call me last week and ask for bail money.  He was so charming on the phone, I freakin' nearly broke down and gave it him.  But then I remembered that he was the jerkoff that cost my charity millions of dollars.

Burn in Hell, you fucking loser.

I have contacted Joey Levitch about organizing several fundraisers to help replenish the Khan Manka Charitable Trust.

khan_jr1_small.jpgKhan Manka, Jr. - Chairman & CEO - Manka Bros. Studios

P.S. - I am happy to report, however, that my personal assets are just fine.  Thanks to everyone for your concern.

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4 Comments

David Chang said:

I would have vetted him but I was on vacation the week you gave him all that money.

David Chang - CFO - Manka Bros. Studios

Hollywood Producer said:

I consider myself a pretty charming guy. I could use $5 million to make my next film. Thanks Khan.

indiedan said:

Damn, Khan. Sorry to hear that. That Bernie guy is a son of a bitch, huh?

Molly Glover said:

I don't know. In that trenchcoat he looks kinda creepy.

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About Khan Manka, Jr.
Khan Manka, Jr.Khan Manka, Jr. assumed the title of Chairman of the Board of Manka Bros. Studios - The World's Largest Media Company - following his father Harry Manka's death in 1976. Before that he was the member of several Southern California rock bands.



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