Ginger & Rosa With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen What the hell?!? I am sent to see the independently filmed “Ginger & Rosa.” I have depression, for it is no “Olympus is Falling Over!” That would have been the shit. But no. “Ginger & Rosa.”…
Jack the Giant Slayer With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Times have hard. We know this. Hollywood then shows us. We watch The Mr. Oscar Show and strange face “Look At Me, I Am Also Smug Guy Who Wants To Sing In Your Face” person…
The Year In Films Of The Year – 2012 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Busy? Damn, yes. Why is life, so with amaze, such, at times, a bitchy bitch? More tragedies making small of my family even smaller in Finland. American girlfriend who I…
Lincoln With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Nothing can bring the fear. Nothing like the season of the fjord. We are not lucky (unlucky) in fjords. We are not Norway. Sweden not, too, as well (Swedes are pussies so this is in the OK zone)….
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Son of a bitch. Damn you, Mayans. I, and the Earth, have lived to see what we wish the seeing of would not have happened. Why not the end? Sometimes the…
Cloud Atlas With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen There are times when the sweet, sweet smoke must be smoked before the mind can accept strange. You think “I understand anything and have the munchies.” Other times Kossu is demanded for drink – sense must be…
Paranormal Activity 4 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen *****SPOILER ALERT***** Where could this possibly go? #1 was near past. #2 was near past and nearer past. #3 was way back past. #4 is the now (powered by iPhone and laptop). More found footage. More…
Sinister With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Horror in my belly pulls my testes into itself. That is the point. Horror must make one as uncomfortableness than one can feel. It is awesome. It sucks. It hurts so good that in the pants the shitting…
Trouble With The Curve With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Movies follow my life now. Not as much as the “Millionaire Slum Dog,” but close. Just the last week of my happening comes “The Master” and what the crazy Cruise/Travolta types tried to do when they…
The Master With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen I was audited. Not by the sucking of blood monsters – the IRS assholes. That is numbers. Easy are the numbers. No. They tried to audit my brain stem. Walking down Hollywood Boulevard see the hotness. She stands,…
The Words With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen For the critic of the film there is always the hope, “please Odin, let this be the one. The great film of the year!” Then the thoughts crawl into the reality space and think “at least be…
Lawless With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Warning: This review was fueled by Kossu. The shots were flowing into my stomach place, the sweet burn up into my brain stem, and then my brain thoughts shot out of the finger ends on the keyboard. As…
The Campaign With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Oh, Hollywood. I see you now – the game where my brain is turning to crazy. I had surrendered already, a white waving of the flag saying “Hollywood, there is nothing expected – stink up the theater…
Total Recall With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Son of a bitch. My working life is now my life of my life. Sometimes the pain is so much, that there is howling where none is wanted. Was I kicked in the right ball? Stabbed in…
The Watch With Wit, Reviewed by Kimmo Mustonenen The times that movies are not good are the long times. We sit and wait. Something must be better. If not a plot or a funny, will the smoke make the bad the good? Will an end…