The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen Son of a bitch. Damn you, Mayans. I, and the Earth, have lived to see what we wish the seeing of would not have happened. Why not the end? Sometimes the…
The Cabin In The Woods With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen “Previews.” “Trailers” (as in the industry the name is whispered). “Coming Attractions” to the elderly who are always cold and cry at the loudness of noise (and smell like liver sausage, if lucky). No…
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 With Wit, Reviewed By Kimmo Mustonenen First – the coming of the clean. Yes. I’m jealous. Robert Pattinson has the hair of a god. A messy hipster god, but god hair is god hair. I want some. Now…