This is Corey and Jennifer from ‘Tween Jesus ‘n Me!
We are really upset right now about some of the most popular songs being played on the radio. They do NOT make us want to LOL.
We don’t know what country this Katy Perry person is from, but if she thinks she can corrupt the minds of today’s American kids, she’s sadly mistaken.
Apparently, she had a few alcohol drinks, got all confused, “kissed a girl” and she “liked” it.
See Miss Perry, this is what happens when you drink Satan’s bad girl juice. Girl on girl action is just plain wrong (see The Gospel Of Matthew).
Something cannot feel wrong and right AT THE SAME TIME. “Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent”?
Think again, missy.
The only thing innocent is our love for the Lord and Savior. It’s Jesus’ cherry chapstick you should be tasting.
We’d also like to call out someone named “Lil’ Wayne”.
How DARE he mention “The Almighty Power”, then two lines later use the MF word! He then proceeds to use the “sh” word, the “bs” word, the “f” word for homos, the “b” word (not a female dog), and Dennis Rodman.
He refers to white people as “crackers”, mentions “coke” and talks about “loose bowels”.
Then after all this blasphemy, he has the nerve to say “And the Bible told us every girl was sour”!!
Well, we don’t know what bridge he’s “pussy poppin” on, but we’ll be damned if we’re gonna be “ill” like “L’ll”.
We’re gonna call our local Wisconsin radio station RIGHT now and demand they pull these songs from their playlist!
With Deep and Abiding Reverence and Abstinence,
Corey and Jennifer