Great news, Pope fans!
Francis has been named Person of the Year by Time Magazine.
That is all.
Dominic Lanza – Sr. Vatican Correspondent – Manka Faith God Blog
Great news, Pope fans!
Francis has been named Person of the Year by Time Magazine.
That is all.
Dominic Lanza – Sr. Vatican Correspondent – Manka Faith God Blog
Public Enemy must re-form and remix “Fight The Power” from their 1989 iconic CD “Fear of a Black Planet” and call it “Fear of a Black Pope.”
Almost every news story mentions that Cardinal Peter Turkson (below) from Ghana has a legitimate shot to become the church’s first black pope.
Seriously?
We know this will never happen in our lifetimes.
There is a greater chance that everyone in the Gaza Strip will convert to Judaism than there is for a black Pope in the Catholic Church.
And the Church should be ashamed of itself (even more than it currently is).
The same can be said for Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle from the Philippines and Cardinal Odilo Scherer of Brazil (though he has a million times better chance than the African or Asian candidates – who have zero chance).
At least Cardinal Scherer is the right color (German descent will do that for you).
All the speculation, all the drama this week will come down to nothing but a European Pope – most likely Italian – and that’s the reason the Church is in big trouble.
I have never seen such a complete and insane inability to think differently or of the future.
It’s stunning, frankly.
This unwillingness to adapt to changing times is what will eventually bring down the Church (if it hasn’t been brought down already).
As a a die-hard Cathlolic, this makes me sad.
All the excitement around this week in Rome with the Conclave and the white smoke (Is it white? Is it black? Is it green?) and the eventual Habemas Papam will lead to depression and criticism from all around the world.
And the Church will once again be stuck until the next Pope selection begins and the brief moments of hope we have before they name another European.
Ah, well… at least I am in Rome and I have wine, cheese and gelato.
Buona fortuna!
Dominic Lanza – Sr. Vatican Correspondent – Manka Faith God Blog
That was the headline from the Roman Daily Whatever on July 4, 1415.
And today’s headline about Benedict XVI is no less shocking. But there are millions of sources writing about that subject today. No need for one more.
So I say – who is this Pope Gregory XII and why the heck did he resign from such a great job?
Well, he sort of had to because the very small College of Cardinals at the time (many were just relatives) made a deal with Pope Gregory XII in 1406 that if the other Pope in Avignon (Antipope Benedict XIII (1394-1423) were to, in the future, renounce all claims to the Papacy (which he reluctantly did on July 4, 1415), Pope Gregory XII would also have to resign so that a fresh election could be made and a new Pope could start a new era for the Church.
(But not before Gregory XII got four of his relatives into the College of Cardinals – one who eventually became Pope Eugene IV.)
It, of course, wasn’t as clean as all that. Once you introduce someone with a title “Antipope” – you know you’re in for trouble.
There was lots of corruption, lots of family fights, lots of things, in general, that Jesus wouldn’t approve of much.
Thank God the Church has fixed all those little problems.
For a good little summary of the whole Pope Gregory XII resignation – head on over to Wikipedia (where we all get our facts).
As far as Pope Benedict XVI’s resignation goes – my Catholic intuition tells me that all is not as it seems at the Vatican.
If failing health was a solid reason for resignation, nearly every Pope would have resigned years and years before they died.
None of those guys are ever healthy. Their diet is just a ridiculous amount of sauces and carbs. And the wine consumption? Forget it.
It’s not a healthy job.
Dying in office is what you do when you’re a Pope.
Being Pope isn’t like being President of the United States.
There aren’t ex-Pope’s running around building houses and giving speeches.
You’re Pope, even if you’re sick, and then you die as Pope.
Pope Gregory XII had to resign because it was part of a long complicated agreement to end the whole wackiness of the Western Schism (again – go to Wikipedia for details).
Details will come out eventually on why Benedict XVI really resigned – and I have a feeling it won’t be pretty.
Dominic Lanza – Sr. Vatican Correspondent – Manka Faith God Blog
What a day!
Manka Bros. Studios – The World’s Largest Media Company – in association with its Manka Faith theatrical division – Original Sinema – will begin production on the Book Of Habakkuk which is the eighth book of the 12 minor prophets of the Hebrew Bible.
Great stuff!
This will not slow up our previously announced production of the Book of Judges – but it will cost considerably more.
The Book of Judges will be made for approximately $5 million (mostly camel rental – ha! Just kidding, it’s an awesome story. One of the best books of the Old Testament!)
As for The Book of Habakkuk (we call it ‘Haba’ in production meetings), I’m fairly certain $300 million is the biggest movie budget in the history of motion pictures. Others may have cost more to produce (i.e., Avatar, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, etc.) but none have announced their budget at the BEGINNING as $300 million. Just imagine where this one will end up (kidding again, Khan Manka, Jr.!).
And it will all be on the screen.
You may ask why we’re taking such a huge risk.
To us, this is a much safer bet than something like Tae Kwon Doug which cost only $45 million to produce but will barely make back $1,500 if it’s lucky.
We just know in our gut that there’s a lot of money in this God stuff.
A lot.
So we’re willing to roll the dice.
And if all works out – there are plenty more books of the Old and New Testaments to keep this machine running!
Check back here over the next few months for updates on casting, locations and, in general, how everything is moving along.
Robin Rafe – President – Manka Bros. Theatrical Group
Hello to our growing Manka Faith community!
It’s a pleasure to be “glogging” you and telling you about the exciting things coming up from our Faith-based Theatrical label – Original Sinema.
We are just about to begin production on The Book Of Judges.
This is a very exciting project for us.
In my opinion, it is one of the best books in all the old or new testaments.
It’s just so well structured that there is very little that we needed to change (a few character names and the sequence of events here and there).
It’s got some great text and action and it’s all very “theatrical” – which is why we chose it for our inaugural production.
Check back here whenever you can for updates from the set.
I leave you with the quote we’ll use on the one-sheet.
“Every Man Did That Which Was Right In His Own Eyes” – Book of Judges 21:25.
Cheers!
Robin Rafe – President – Manka Bros. Theatrical Group
This is Corey and Jennifer from ‘Tween Jesus ‘n Me!
We are really upset right now about some of the most popular songs being played on the radio. They do NOT make us want to LOL.
We don’t know what country this Katy Perry person is from, but if she thinks she can corrupt the minds of today’s American kids, she’s sadly mistaken.
Apparently, she had a few alcohol drinks, got all confused, “kissed a girl” and she “liked” it.
See Miss Perry, this is what happens when you drink Satan’s bad girl juice. Girl on girl action is just plain wrong (see The Gospel Of Matthew).
Something cannot feel wrong and right AT THE SAME TIME. “Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent”?
Think again, missy.
The only thing innocent is our love for the Lord and Savior. It’s Jesus’ cherry chapstick you should be tasting.
We’d also like to call out someone named “Lil’ Wayne”.
How DARE he mention “The Almighty Power”, then two lines later use the MF word! He then proceeds to use the “sh” word, the “bs” word, the “f” word for homos, the “b” word (not a female dog), and Dennis Rodman.
He refers to white people as “crackers”, mentions “coke” and talks about “loose bowels”.
Then after all this blasphemy, he has the nerve to say “And the Bible told us every girl was sour”!!
Well, we don’t know what bridge he’s “pussy poppin” on, but we’ll be damned if we’re gonna be “ill” like “L’ll”.
We’re gonna call our local Wisconsin radio station RIGHT now and demand they pull these songs from their playlist!
With Deep and Abiding Reverence and Abstinence,
Manka Bros. supports both of these excellent businesses.
We encourage healthy debate amongst our divisions but don’t support boycotts of any of our businesses.
Please go see My God Is Better Than Your God starring Gina Grass at the Manka Open Mike and continue to read Behind The Proscenium.
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Lloyd Grohl – President & COO – Manka Bros. Studios
(dictated but not read)
I don’t claim to know much about theater, but I was appalled to read a blog recently called “Behind The Proscenium” in which a “woman” named Gina Gams claimed that her “God” had hoofs and was better than my God.
NO GOD IS BETTER THAN MY GOD! You Bitch!
She is supposedly in a “play” called My God Is Better Than Your God at the Manka Open Mike Theater in Tribeca, New York City.
I am calling for an all out boycott.
This “play” must be stopped!
New York City must be stopped!
I don’t know the address of the theater or when or how long this filth is showing – but we must close it down and make this Gina Glitter pay for her crimes!
She must be killed!
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