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June 4, 2024June 4, 2024

Habakkuk Doesn’t Play By The Rules (The Book of Habakkuk)

Habakkuk Doesn’t Play By The Rules – (The Book of Habakkuk)

In the blistering heat of the desert, where the sun scorches the earth and reality warps like a bad acid trip, there lies a man named Habakkuk.

He’s not your typical prophet. No, he’s a wild-eyed renegade, a maverick of the divine, roaming the sands with a mind twisted by visions and a heart filled with fury.

Habakkuk doesn’t play by the rules of the establishment. He’s not one to sit idly by while injustice runs rampant. No, he’s got a bone to pick with the big guy upstairs, and he’s not afraid to shake his fist and demand answers.

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One night, under the cloak of darkness, as the stars wink mischievously overhead, Habakkuk receives a revelation. It’s not the kind of revelation that brings peace and serenity. Oh no, this revelation is a slap in the face, a punch to the gut, a wake-up call to the madness of the world.

He sees corruption and violence spreading like a virus, infecting the land from top to bottom. The wicked prosper while the righteous suffer, and Habakkuk can’t take it anymore. He’s had enough of this cosmic joke, and he’s ready to confront the Almighty himself.

With a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a fist in the other, Habakkuk sets out on his quest for justice.

He marches through the desert like a man possessed, fueled by righteous anger and liquid courage. Along the way, he encounters all manner of freaks and misfits, from wandering nomads to hallucinating prophets, each with their own twisted tales to tell.

But Habakkuk doesn’t have time for small talk. He’s on a mission, and nothing can stand in his way.

He storms the gates of heaven itself, demanding answers from the divine throne. Lightning crackles in the sky, thunder rumbles like the growl of some ancient beast, but still, he presses on.

And lo and behold, the Almighty answers.

He speaks in thunderous tones, shaking the very foundations of the earth. He reveals his plans for the world, his grand design hidden behind the veil of chaos and confusion. And though Habakkuk may not understand it all, he finds solace in the knowledge that justice will prevail in the end.

With a weary sigh and a heavy heart, Habakkuk trudges back into the desert, his mind reeling from the encounter. But he’s not defeated, oh no. He’s more determined than ever to fight the good fight, to stand up against the forces of darkness and proclaim the truth to all who will listen.

And so, with a defiant grin and a swagger in his step, Habakkuk disappears into the swirling sands, a lone wolf howling at the moon, a beacon of hope in a world gone mad.

For though the road may be long and the journey fraught with peril, he knows that in the end, justice will prevail, and the wicked will receive their just desserts.

God’s Intern (Todd) – Manka Faith’s God Blog

May 29, 2024May 29, 2024

The History Of Pentecostalism

In the raw, raucous realm of religious fervor, where tongues flicker with divine fire and souls quake beneath the weight of spiritual ecstasy, there exists a breed of believers whose passion knows no bounds. They are the Pentecostals, a tribe of zealots born in the crucible of early 20th-century America, baptized in the flames of revivalism, and sanctified by the Holy Ghost.

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Their saga begins in the dust-choked backwaters of rural America, where humble preachers armed with nothing but faith and fervor set out to reclaim the souls of a nation adrift in the sea of modernity. It is a tale of humble beginnings, of tent revivals and brush arbor meetings, where the gospel is preached with a fire and brimstone fervor that would make even the most hardened sinner tremble.

But it is in the crucible of the Azusa Street Revival, amidst the smoke and sweat of a dilapidated Los Angeles warehouse, that the Pentecostal flame truly ignites. There, in the midst of racial strife and social upheaval, a ragtag band of believers experiences a manifestation of the Holy Spirit unlike anything the world has ever seen.

Tongues of fire descend from heaven, and men and women alike are filled with the power of God, speaking in languages unknown and performing miracles that defy explanation.

From Azusa Street, the Pentecostal fire spreads like wildfire, consuming hearts and minds across the globe. From the dusty plains of the American heartland to the teeming streets of Calcutta, Pentecostalism takes root and flourishes, offering hope to the hopeless and redemption to the lost.

But with success comes controversy, and the Pentecostal movement finds itself embroiled in a battle for the soul of Christianity itself. Critics decry their ecstatic worship and unorthodox practices, labeling them as fanatics and charlatans. Yet, for the true believer, such criticisms only serve to fuel the flames of their faith, driving them ever deeper into the embrace of the Holy Spirit.

Today, Pentecostalism stands as one of the fastest-growing religious movements in the world, with millions of believers spanning every continent and culture.

From the humble storefront churches of the inner city to the sprawling megachurches of the suburbs, the Pentecostal flame continues to burn bright, a beacon of hope in a world adrift in darkness. And though the road may be long and the journey perilous, the Pentecostal believer marches ever onward, fueled by the fire of the Holy Ghost and guided by the hand of God.

God’s Intern (Todd) – MANKA FAITH’S GOD BLOG

April 16, 2024

The History of Presbyterianism

Presbyterianism traces its roots back to the Protestant Reformation of the 16th century. It emerged primarily in Scotland, but its influence spread to other parts of Europe and eventually to other continents through missionary efforts and immigration. Here’s a brief overview of its history:

Reformation Origins: The Scottish Reformation, led by figures like John Knox, played a significant role in shaping Presbyterianism. Knox was heavily influenced by the teachings of John Calvin, particularly his ideas on church governance and theology.
Formation of the Church of Scotland: In 1560, the Scottish Parliament officially abolished the authority of the Pope in Scotland and declared the Scottish Church to be Reformed. This led to the establishment of the Church of Scotland, which adopted a Presbyterian system of governance with representative assemblies of elders.
Spread to England and Beyond: Presbyterianism also gained followers in England, particularly during the English Civil War in the 17th century. The Westminster Assembly, convened by the English Parliament in the 1640s, produced the Westminster Confession of Faith, which became a foundational document for Presbyterian churches.
Immigration and Expansion: In the 18th and 19th centuries, Presbyterianism expanded through Scottish and Irish immigration, particularly to North America. The Presbyterian Church in the United States of America (PCUSA) was formed in 1789, becoming one of the largest Presbyterian denominations in the world.
Diversity and Denominationalism: Over time, Presbyterianism diversified into various denominations, each with its own theological emphases and organizational structures. Some of the major Presbyterian denominations include the PCUSA, the Presbyterian Church in America (PCA), the Evangelical Presbyterian Church (EPC), and the Presbyterian Church of Scotland.
Modern Challenges and Ecumenism: Like many other Christian denominations, Presbyterianism has faced challenges in the modern era, including declining membership in some regions and theological controversies. However, Presbyterian churches have also been involved in ecumenical efforts, seeking unity with other Christian traditions while maintaining their distinctives.

Throughout its history, Presbyterianism has been characterized by its emphasis on the sovereignty of God, the authority of Scripture, and the importance of orderly governance within the church. Today, Presbyterian churches can be found in many countries around the world, continuing to adapt and respond to the changing cultural and social contexts in which they exist.

God’s Intern (Todd) – MANKA FAITH GOD BLOG

April 4, 2024

The History Of Calvinism

THE HISTORY OF CALVINISM

Calvinism, also known as Reformed theology, is a Protestant theological system that emerged during the Protestant Reformation in the 16th century. It is named after John Calvin, a French theologian and pastor who played a significant role in its development.

Here’s a brief overview of the history of Calvinism:

Early Influences: Before Calvin, there were significant precursors to the Reformed tradition, including figures like Martin Bucer, Ulrich Zwingli, and Huldrych Zwingli. Their theological ideas laid the groundwork for what would become Calvinism.
John Calvin (1509-1564): Calvin’s most famous work, “Institutes of the Christian Religion,” published in 1536, became one of the most influential theological texts of the Reformation. Calvin emphasized the sovereignty of God, predestination, and the authority of Scripture. His theology spread rapidly, especially in Switzerland and France.
Expansion and Growth: Calvinism gained ground throughout Europe, particularly in Switzerland, the Netherlands, Scotland, England, and parts of Germany. It became a significant force in the broader Protestant movement.
The Synod of Dort (1618-1619): In response to theological challenges from Arminianism (a theological system that emphasized free will), the Dutch Reformed Church convened the Synod of Dort. This synod affirmed the teachings of Calvinism, including the doctrines of total depravity, unconditional election, limited atonement, irresistible grace, and perseverance of the saints, known by the acronym TULIP.
Colonial America: Calvinism played a crucial role in the establishment of several colonies in America. Puritans, who were influenced by Calvinist theology, settled in New England, while Dutch Reformed and Presbyterian churches were established in other regions. Their influence shaped the early American religious landscape.
Calvinism Today: Calvinism continues to have a significant presence in Protestant Christianity worldwide. Various denominations, including Presbyterian, Reformed, and some Baptist churches, adhere to Calvinist theology to varying degrees. Additionally, Calvinist ideas have influenced other theological traditions and have had a lasting impact on Western culture and thought.

Throughout its history, Calvinism has undergone various interpretations and adaptations, leading to different branches and denominations within the broader Reformed tradition. However, its core theological principles remain influential in many Protestant churches today.

God’s Intern (Todd) – MANKA FAITH GOD BLOG

February 26, 2019July 23, 2019

MankaGoNow To Feature So Much Manka Faith!

Behind The Proscenium, Ben Silverman, biggest budget movie, Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Book of Habakkuk, Book of Judges, Broadway Manka, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Experimental Theater, Faith-Based, Frank Rich, Gina Grass, Grace Note Records, Hebrew Bible, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Kyrle Lendhoffer, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, New Testament, NOW Testament, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Promised Land, Rick Warren, Ricky Van Veen, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Rupert Murdoch, Saddleback Church, Samuel Beckett, Shelly MacDonald, Southeast Christian Church, Strauss Zelnick, Sumner Redstone, Superman Returns, Tae Kwon Doug, Terry Semel, The Book Of Judges, The Lord Of The Rings, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community Church, World's Largest Media Company

Greetings greetings greetings!

We are so excited here at our “slightly” off the studio lot, very humble offices of Manka Faith.

Our offices may be plain and underfunded (and, frankly, freezing) but we are still the World’s Largest Faith-Based entertainment group (inside the World’s Largest Media Company).

After the recent announcement that Manka Bros. is producing OVER 400 NEW SERIES for the MankaGoNow over-the-top service, Manka Faith is ramping up production, basically quadrupling our content output!

IT’S CRAZY OVER HERE!!!

So much new Jesus shit coming your way (and, to be fair, some Jewish and Hindu stuff, too)!

I’m most excited for the fans… of religion… of goodness… of hope in this world.

It’s a great time to be a person with faith.

This is just a quick update for our Manka Faith God Blog fans (and there are many) of what new content we’ll be producing for the new MankaGoNow service (only $34.99 a month!).

The new Manka Faith content includes:

Christian Lions (animated series, faith): Manka Faith inspirational children’s series about Lion missionaries bringing the word of Christ to other animals.
The Death Of Jesus (documentary, faith): Manka Faith sends a documentary crew to the Middle East to find out what really happened to Jesus – and they really found out.
Penny’s From Heaven (multi-year series, faith): Manka Faith’s blatant rip-off of “Touched By An Angel.”
New Bible – Fixing The New Testament (reality series, faith): There’s a new Jesus with a new Bible with new Apostles and they’ve written a new Bible. This series tells you everything that changed from the old Bible and what we can expect when the world ends.
In The Pew (reality series, faith): Every week, in the pew, Manka Faith brings you the latest from the world of religion. We’ll have interviews with Catholics, Lutherans, Presbyterians… and all the rest.
Devoutrageous! (multi-year series, faith): You gotta feel it, people! Get up! Get up! The world’s biggest mega-church has pull-up bars above every pew and a tight ass funk band to fire up the crowd. My God, if Jesus don’t exist at least we’ll all be in shape when we die!
Rapture Checkers (multi-year series, faith): Ten percent of those taken in the rapture was a mistake. This squad of “rapture checkers” investigate if the right ones were taken and drag back to Earth the ones that shouldn’t have gone.
God? (reality series, faith): Manka Faith interviews victims of accidents, robberies, and horrible health issues who share their views on the existence of God. [Bottom line: they ain’t a fan.]
Jesus V Mohammed (reality series, competition, faith): It’s a battle to the finish. The true Messiah will be revealed at the end of the season.

We’re even supporting a series from our atheist friends that is not produced by us because… #inclusion.

Jonah & The Whale And Other Bullshit Stories About Bullshit (limited series, anti-faith): No God Productions (NOT affiliated with Manka Faith – but we are open minded so here’s the promotion) presents this nice alternative world (for our atheist subscribers).

So you can see why we’re so excited!

#Excited!

All this new production is on top of the films and shows we are already producing – which include our $300 million film adaptation of “The Book Of Habakkuk” which should begin production… soon.

The “Tween Jesus N’ Me” 2019 Stadium Tour…

And so much more. Watch this space!

Josh – Manka Faith’s Summer Intern (Now Full-Time, Ho!)

January 5, 2012July 24, 2015

Book Of Habakkuk To Become $300 Million Major Motion Picture

What an announcement!

What a day!

Manka Bros. Studios – The World’s Largest Media Company – in association with its Manka Faith theatrical division – Original Sinema – will begin production on the Book Of Habakkuk which is the eighth book of the 12 minor prophets of the Hebrew Bible.

Great stuff!

This will not slow up our previously announced production of the Book of Judges – but it will cost considerably more.

The Book of Judges will be made for approximately $5 million (mostly camel rental – ha! Just kidding, it’s an awesome story. One of the best books of the Old Testament!)

As for The Book of Habakkuk (we call it ‘Haba’ in production meetings), I’m fairly certain $300 million is the biggest movie budget in the history of motion pictures. Others may have cost more to produce (i.e., Avatar, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, etc.) but none have announced their budget at the BEGINNING as $300 million. Just imagine where this one will end up (kidding again, Khan Manka, Jr.!).

And it will all be on the screen.

You may ask why we’re taking such a huge risk.

To us, this is a much safer bet than something like Tae Kwon Doug which cost only $45 million to produce but will barely make back $1,500 if it’s lucky.

We just know in our gut that there’s a lot of money in this God stuff.

A lot.

So we’re willing to roll the dice.

And if all works out – there are plenty more books of the Old and New Testaments to keep this machine running!

Check back here over the next few months for updates on casting, locations and, in general, how everything is moving along.

Robin Rafe – President – Manka Bros. Theatrical Group

January 5, 2012

The Book Of Judges

Hello to our growing Manka Faith community!

It’s a pleasure to be “glogging” you and telling you about the exciting things coming up from our Faith-based Theatrical label – Original Sinema.

We are just about to begin production on The Book Of Judges.

This is a very exciting project for us.

In my opinion, it is one of the best books in all the old or new testaments.

It’s just so well structured that there is very little that we needed to change (a few character names and the sequence of events here and there).

It’s got some great text and action and it’s all very “theatrical” – which is why we chose it for our inaugural production.

Check back here whenever you can for updates from the set.

I leave you with the quote we’ll use on the one-sheet.

“Every Man Did That Which Was Right In His Own Eyes” – Book of Judges 21:25.

Cheers!

Robin Rafe – President – Manka Bros. Theatrical Group

November 15, 2011December 18, 2013

We Be Trippin’… For J.C.!

Bill Hybels, Bob Coy, Calvary Chapel, Dave Stone, Dennis Rodman, Grace Note Records, Joel Osteen, Katy Perry, Khan Manka, Lakewood Church, Lil' Wayne, Manka Bros., Manka Faith, Old Testament, Oral Roberts, Original Sinema, Pat Robertson, Rick Warren, Robert Schuler, Robin Rafe, Saddleback Church, Southeast Christian Church, The Book Of Judges, Tween Jesus n Me, Willow Creek Community Church

This is Corey and Jennifer from ‘Tween Jesus ‘n Me!

We are really upset right now about some of the most popular songs being played on the radio. They do NOT make us want to LOL.

We don’t know what country this Katy Perry person is from, but if she thinks she can corrupt the minds of today’s American kids, she’s sadly mistaken.

Apparently, she had a few alcohol drinks, got all confused, “kissed a girl” and she “liked” it.

See Miss Perry, this is what happens when you drink Satan’s bad girl juice. Girl on girl action is just plain wrong (see The Gospel Of Matthew).

Something cannot feel wrong and right AT THE SAME TIME. “Ain’t no big deal, it’s innocent”?

Think again, missy.

The only thing innocent is our love for the Lord and Savior. It’s Jesus’ cherry chapstick you should be tasting.

We’d also like to call out someone named “Lil’ Wayne”.

How DARE he mention “The Almighty Power”, then two lines later use the MF word! He then proceeds to use the “sh” word, the “bs” word, the “f” word for homos, the “b” word (not a female dog), and Dennis Rodman.

He refers to white people as “crackers”, mentions “coke” and talks about “loose bowels”.

Then after all this blasphemy, he has the nerve to say “And the Bible told us every girl was sour”!!

Well, we don’t know what bridge he’s “pussy poppin” on, but we’ll be damned if we’re gonna be “ill” like “L’ll”.

We’re gonna call our local Wisconsin radio station RIGHT now and demand they pull these songs from their playlist!

With Deep and Abiding Reverence and Abstinence,

Corey and Jennifer

October 26, 2011January 5, 2012

Manka Bros. Is The Owner of Manka Faith AND Behind The Proscenium

Manka Bros. supports both of these excellent businesses.

We encourage healthy debate amongst our divisions but don’t support boycotts of any of our businesses.

Please go see My God Is Better Than Your God starring Gina Grass at the Manka Open Mike and continue to read Behind The Proscenium.

Please buy Praise Bop from Grace Note Records featuring Tween Jesus & Me, Shyna Light, and Shelly MacDonald Featuring Promised Land.

These are all great products and we are proud to have them in the Manka Bros. Studios family.

Lloyd Grohl – President & COO – Manka Bros. Studios
(dictated but not read)

October 25, 2011December 16, 2013

My God Is Better Than Your God?!?!

I don’t claim to know much about theater, but I was appalled to read a blog recently called “Behind The Proscenium” in which a “woman” named Gina Gams claimed that her “God” had hoofs and was better than my God.

NO GOD IS BETTER THAN MY GOD! You Bitch!

She is supposedly in a “play” called My God Is Better Than Your God at the Manka Open Mike Theater in Tribeca, New York City.

I am calling for an all out boycott.

This “play” must be stopped!

New York City must be stopped!

I don’t know the address of the theater or when or how long this filth is showing – but we must close it down and make this Gina Glitter pay for her crimes!

She must be killed!

Taylor from Shyna Light

Please buy “Praise Bop” from Grace Note Records