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Fanboys Would Like Fat Peter Jackson To Direct “The Hobbit”

October 28, 2010

Aidan Turner, Alan Horn, Andy Serkis, Barry Meyer, Ben Silverman, Brendan Heffeman, Brendan Heffernan, Callum Greene, Cate Blanchett, Doug Jones, fat Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Graham McTavish, Guillermo Navarro, Hugo Weaving, Ian McKellen, J.R.R. Tolkien, James Nesbitt, Jeff Robinov, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, John Callen, John Howe, John Key, Khan Manka, Leonard Nimoy, Linus Murphy, Lord of the Rings, Lovely Bones, Manka Bros., Mark Hadlow, Martin Freeman, Mary Parent, MGM, Michael Fassbender, New Zealand, Nour Dardari, OnMedea, Peter Hambleton, Peter Jackson, Richard Armitage, Robert Kazinsky, Stephen Hunter, Sylvester McCoy, The Hobbit, Toby Emmerich, Warner Bros., Wayne D. BarloweAidan Turner, Alan Horn, Andy Serkis, Barry Meyer, Ben Silverman, Brendan Heffeman, Brendan Heffernan, Callum Greene, Cate Blanchett, Doug Jones, fat Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Graham McTavish, Guillermo Navarro, Hugo Weaving, Ian McKellen, J.R.R. Tolkien, James Nesbitt, Jeff Robinov, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, John Callen, John Howe, John Key, Khan Manka, Leonard Nimoy, Linus Murphy, Lord of the Rings, Lovely Bones, Manka Bros., Mark Hadlow, Martin Freeman, Mary Parent, MGM, Michael Fassbender, New Zealand, Nour Dardari, OnMedea, Peter Hambleton, Peter Jackson, Richard Armitage, Robert Kazinsky, Stephen Hunter, Sylvester McCoy, The Hobbit, Toby Emmerich, Warner Bros., Wayne D. BarloweDear Peter Jackson,

Please eat.

I’ve been speaking to some fanboys (and girls) and they would prefer that a fat Peter Jackson directs “The Hobbit” rather than the less creative skinny Peter Jackson.

With the Holidays coming up, there is plenty of opportunity for you to pack on at least 50 pounds before film production begins next year.

Based on the great sacrifice your country has made to make sure ‘The Hobbit’ is made in New Zealand, there is a lot at stake.  The least you can do is have a few extra helpings of lasagna and eggnog to ensure that the finished product is more “Lord of the Rings” and less “Lovely Bones”.

Craft Services is your friend – less salad and more empty calories, please (Red Vines and donuts are good).  And alcohol.  Lots of alcohol.

Aidan Turner, Alan Horn, Andy Serkis, Barry Meyer, Ben Silverman, Brendan Heffeman, Brendan Heffernan, Callum Greene, Cate Blanchett, Doug Jones, fat Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, Graham McTavish, Guillermo Navarro, Hugo Weaving, Ian McKellen, J.R.R. Tolkien, James Nesbitt, Jeff Robinov, Jeff Zucker, Jill Kennedy, John Callen, John Howe, John Key, Khan Manka, Leonard Nimoy, Linus Murphy, Lord of the Rings, Lovely Bones, Manka Bros., Mark Hadlow, Martin Freeman, Mary Parent, MGM, Michael Fassbender, New Zealand, Nour Dardari, OnMedea, Peter Hambleton, Peter Jackson, Richard Armitage, Robert Kazinsky, Stephen Hunter, Sylvester McCoy, The Hobbit, Toby Emmerich, Warner Bros., Wayne D. BarloweJill Kennedy – OnMedea

4 comments

  1. Finrodel · October 28, 2010

    Don’t kill the guy! His doctor probably told him to lose 50 lbs. or he wouldn’t live to see the “Hobbit” finished!

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  2. Chris · October 28, 2010

    Yes, because as we all know Peter Jackson only made bad movies when he got skinny. He by no means made a towering blockbuster that lived up to almost unattainable expectations *cough cough KING KONG cough cough*

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  3. Kellie · October 28, 2010

    I could see how this might apply if the movie was a comedy…because we all know that fat equals jolly….right?
    But seriously, come on people. He didn’t loose his creativity along with the weight. Get real!!!

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    • Kellie · October 28, 2010

      Make that ‘lose’ his creativity. I am my own spelling police LMFAO.

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